Please please allow a Cunting for strictly come woke, right on , tick all the boxes, diverse, tran, gay anti normal dancing.

Currently on holiday in Fuerteventura bit too much sun and way too much beer ? means mrs everyonesacunt and I have retreated back to barracks where she has put this fucking shit fest on the telly. Normally I refuse to watch tv but she would call me a light weight if I fucked off to bed.

What a pile of shit this is. Claudia the fucking fringe. What a twat. The northern bit of Totty with Bernard Mannings accent. Anton I’m important beck. Shirley the face lift. G ay dancers Two fucking blokes holding hands and mincing around the floor. And who what the fuck is the guest judge Cynthia Erivo. I honestly thought she had a bone ? stuck though her nose.

So glad I don’t watch telly at home and pay the tax to fund such a bag of cunt. Ps some fucking child man singer mid way through the pile of shite sounded like winkle tits having her fringe shaved ? off. Mrs everyonesacunt informed me he’d appeared on one of Cowells karaoke shows.

Nominated by: Everyonesacunt

and seconded by: Cuntflu

I have to walk past the idiot lantern on my way to smoke politely outside. I try to avoid even looking at its wonderful glowing colours.

As I wandered past It caught my eye that two men were dancing together. But the thing that irritated me more than anything was the peaky blinders hats.

I’ve accepted that TV is fucking wank and it’s normal for men to dance together. BUT, I instantly know if I see a man wearing that kind of hat, he is straight into the cunt memory box.

Therefore your honour, I second this nomination, and would like to request a separate nomination for those fucking ‘ I’m obviously a cunt hats ‘.

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A cunting please for nonentity lard-arse Kim Kardashian please, for paying some airline to dump an entire Afghan women’s football team and their numerous relatives (totalling 130 cunts) on the UK.

If this Yank is so keen to take these unfortunates out of Afghanistan why not arrange to have them delivered to the U.S. where she could visit them on a daily basis to see how they’re faring? Presumably cos America would have told them to fuck right off, even with Creepy Joe in charge.

Not Blighty though, uncontrolled open door immigration is the name of the game here.

Fat fucking virtue signalling billionaire slutbitch.

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Nominated by: Ruff Tuff Creampuff

And seconded by: Geordie Twatt

I’d like to second Ruff Tuff’s nomination, but also suggest a beneficial outcome to the issue.

How about getting the entire team to sign for Newcastle United? With all their new-found riches, the Toon could easily afford to house, feed and clothe the 130 Afghan hangers-on. And I’d expect the team to show a marked improvement over the useless bunch of girls playing for them at the moment. So surely a win-win solution.

PS Kim Kardashian gives filthy, lardarsed whores a bad name.

New Cambridge University students were getting pictures taken by an older photographer who, at the end of the session, said that if the “ladies” couldn’t get down from the platform, perhaps some “gentlemen would be willing to help”.

This led to a letter of complaint from the students asking that the photographer (who is not university staff) give a formal due to him creating a “targeted atmosphere of inequality” where students were “made to feel unsafe”. It’s recommended that he is not put “in proximity to students” again.

Equating language, even civil language like this, to violence is quite obviously an absolute cunt. I won’t go into what I think it will end up creating, but it’s definitely not good.

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Nominated by: Cunt Dreamboat

(Presumably therefore, there will be no more “Women and children first” when a disaster strikes!? – Day Admin)

‘Be kind’ was the slogan on Ellen.

Turns out she wasn’t very kind. In fact she was downright unkind according to employees.

I actually thought the show had been cancelled because of these revelations. Seems not. Or Maybe this was a one off.

Anyway, who does she have on? Someone she would recognise certainly. I mean recognise in the type of person she is.

Yes Ellen has sat down for a cosy little chat with her ‘friend’ Meghan Markle, the Duchess of Sussex.

Ellen as I’ve said has been exposed as a not very nice person. And her guest (if you believe her father and other close relatives) is not a very nice person either. So two well known people known to be not very nice in private are in the public arena trying to be nice.

But its what happens next that says it all. Yes its ‘prank’ time. With an earpiece in (by which Ellen can give instructions) Meghan goes outside onto the street. There are what look like fairly poor looking Latino vendors.

Meghan is told to mew like a cat at one of them which she does. The vendor looks bemused. Then Ellen tells Meghan to squat down for no apparent reason. This Meghan does. Then she tells her to drink from what looks like a baby’s bottle (maybe Lilibet’s). Then asks her to nibble something like a chipmunk. Then to perform like a kitten. The vendors looked bewildered. In fact all the vendors seem perplexed. No one was laughing.

Ellen joined her on the street to tell everybody it was just a prank.
It has been described as ‘toe curling’ stuff, of crushing ‘cringeworthiness’.

Ellen and Meghan. How very deserving of each other.

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Nominated by: Miles Plastic