There are so many fascinating facets it is difficult to do the subject justice but I feel I must try. I have met a beaut. An absolute stonker.

There are rigid painful smiles from everybody who encounters him for any length of time. He’s rather jolly. His eyes are wide when talking his bollocks.

We all know that The Bore has absolutely no interest in telling a story that you could possibly be interested in. They achieve this as you know by talking about people THEY knew in the past in places you’re not familiar with. That is standard practice of the persistent Bore. But what this fella has added to the repertoire (as it were) is he doesn’t have the story straight. He keeps forgetting the times and places. So the story itself (of infinite tedium) is peppered by a sort of back- tracking just to make it more unendurably interminably excruciating.

So for example ‘We were in Donnington no we were back back in Hove, it was in ’86 no it was in 84 and we were somewhere in Suffolk I cant remember..’.The ‘topic’ of his discourse was generated by my saying to him that I was going to have my haircut that day. That set him off. He had been a barber. Corrected himself and said he owned a barbers. Corrected him self again and said it was a salon and his ex owned it but he had put money into it. ‘about £60, 000 no I put £100, 000 or was it £80,000 cant remember anyway…’

I am trying to think of the point to the story. The point he was trying to make I mean .It just fizzled out.

No, own up I just couldn’t take anymore and just made my excuses and abruptly left. That is the truth of it.

Got to say he doesn’t physically stop you from leaving like some aggressive Bores do. In fact you’ve just got say ‘I’m sorry but I’ve got to go’ and he steps ouf of the way.
What else about him? He tells me what bargains he has got from the shops. He even fetches me his junk mail where he gets these bargains. And exhorts me to do the same. Now that is innovative for me regarding the practice of being a bore. Someone getting their junk mail for you to read.

Really I am in Awe of this Bore.

Nominated by: Miles Plastic

F.F.S has Liz lost it now? The most reviled and hated prime minister in the history of this country. This piece of shit has caused more damage to this country and the effects are STILL being felt . Lets not forget how many members of the armed forces lost lives and limbs and still have mental health issues.

In summing up this country has slid around the U bend and is now entering the sewer.

Daily Mail Link

Nominated by: CuntyMort

And here’s another, this time from The Big Chunky Cunty

The Queen

There’s been a few times I’ve considered nominating the Queen. I know such a nom would irk the royalists and fine blue blooded stock of ISAC. But, this one is definitely justified so here me out before you draw and quarter me.

Queenie has personally bestowed a knighthood on Blair. Blair! The fucking shit eating grin war criminal, whose crimes are too numerous to list and whom recently referred to anyone not getting a jab as ‘an idiot quite frankly’ (along with pushing for vax passes, etc).

Now, Whitty and the doomsters gang have also been added to the list too.. and your typical knighthood is often put forth by the government for HM approval. But Blair is getting no ordinary Knighthood. No, he is joining the ‘Royal Order of the Garter’, which is personally bestowed by Queenie as it’s the top tier elite circle and by her invitation only.

“Appointments are at the sovereign’s sole discretion, and are usually in recognition of a national contribution, for public service, or for personal service to the sovereign. Membership of the order is limited to the sovereign, the Prince of Wales, and no more than 24 living members, or Companions.” – Wiki

It doesn’t matter how you cut the mustard. It’s her decision. And Blair is a fucking cunt of the highest order, literally so now too. I don’t know what’s she’s thinking, but she deserves a cunting for this without a doubt.

And a third, this time from Komodo

Seconded, in spades. Needs a link though..

If anyone doubts the cunt Blair is the epitome of self-serving, self- aggrandising traitorous cunts, please check my record of his career 2015 onwards. (Thanks due to Craig Murray for letting me hijack a thread on his blog.)Starts here:

News Link

If HMQ acquiesced to this, I am living in the wrong country.

And from a slightly different angle, the Honours System, this one from elcuntio 

New year’s Honours lists.

Now before I begin, I understand that these are all completely meaningless and I shouldn’t get annoyed by them, but I just do. There are some honours given that are greatly justified and these people should be publicly recognised for their often selfless actions, but there are some which are political, or just second-hand hand jobs to famous people for reasons I can’t fathom.

Some examples; Ashley Banjo MBE, for his services to dance?? Chris Witty and Jonathan Van-Tam are to be knighted, why? For doing their fucking job! They’ve appeared on press conferences telling us we’re all going to die if we don’t get jabbed and the reality is, we fucking haven’t, so they haven’t even done their job right, it would appear to me they were told to tow the government’s line and they’ll get a knighthood at the end for spouting bullshit.

Daniel Craig has received one of the highest honours of companion of the order for some reason, for that selfless act of being paid millions of pounds for being one of the shittest James Bond actors.

Tony B.Liar has been royally knighted, presumably for being an annoying cunt, not content at destroying the country just once, but now can’t help cropping up with nonsense statements in the media to try remain relevant.

Like I said at the start, these ridiculous, undeserving cretins are stealing the lime light for some people who actually deserve recognition. If the honours are going to be doled out like this they should ban the whole fucking thing as it makes a mockery of the whole affair. It has basically become social media, another platform for people to shout “look at me, look at how great I am”. Fuck off you cunts, just fuck off.

Sorry I forgot to add the link

“New Year Honours: Whitty, Van-Tam and Blair knighted, Lumley and Redgrave made dames – BBC News”BBC News Link

There are several newspapers reporting that British Christmas meals have been ruined, due to the discovery yesterday that their fresh birds were rotten.

Yet another good reason not to have turkey for the big meal, buy a couple of large hens, instead.

Strangely enough, the best ad free reporting on this is the New York Post.
Not so strangely, I cannot attach the link.

If anyone is feeling charitable, please help me out. I’ve tried a dozen times, and I’m so very tired.

Nominated by: Jeezum Priest 

Helpful link supplied by: Ruff Tuff Creampuff

New York Post Link

Dominic Cummings is a Cunt.

I’ve had some harsh words to say about Dominic in the past and I stand by them but I will say that my respect for him now continues to grow….he really is an Armageddon class of Cunt who can only be admired.

His sticky, vicious pawprints are all over the torpedoing of his former boss, Johnson, and I for one tip my hat to such a grudge-bearing Cunt….most people lack the sheer vindictiveness necessary to be a True Cunt….not our Dom…in a world of petty,run-of-the-mill Cunts, Cummings stands like a true Colossus…an example to us all on the pleasure of taking revenge.

I salute you, Mr. Cummings.

Nominated by: Dick Foxchaser-Fiddler

And supported by Dioclese

I’d like to second the Fiddler’s excellent cunting of Dominic Cummings.

You have to admire a man who can stick the knife into Boris over the so called Partygate Affair whilst at the same time conveniently forgetting his own restriction busting cummings and goings ( see what I did there ?!? )

When reflecting on our Dom, the words ‘Castle’ and ‘Barnard’ spring readily to mind.

I could almost forgive Boris for holding a party to celebrate the demise of this weapon’s grade cunt. And not just a cunt – an arrogant, hypocritical weapon’s grade cunt to boot…

Yes this is a bona fide name and belongs to a woman I saw on Bloomberg television the other night. Now Bloomberg is a financial news channel and has remained relatively non-woke compared with CNN and the BBC for example. It has always had lots of women presenters but I´ve no objection to that especially as some, like Emily Chang and Sonali Basak are not only knowledgeable but send a tremble through Mr. Polly´s saggy Y fronts. However, it still has lots of old white fuddy duddies like Larry Summers, David Rubinstein and David Westin giving their opinions on old fashioned subjects like stock tips, inflation outlooks and economic trends.

This old bag, who claims to be descended from Cherokees, was ranting on about “Native” Americans and women and minority groups. She was standing in front of a poster for a film called “Mankiller” which I learned she had directed. Imagine the fuss if a man had made a film called “Woman Killer”.

I would not be surprised if she has as much “native” America blood as Democratic presidential hopeful Elizabeth Warren who made a grovelling apology to the Cherokee nation after once registering her race as “America Indian”, no doubt to gain some minority group advantage.

Elizabeth Warren claimed American Indian heritage in 1986 on state bar registration – Vox
Vox News Link

Nominated by: Mr Polly