Common (Sounding) TV presenters


It seems the modern way to present TV now is to do away with received pronunciation and bring in people who ‘doesn’t talk likes I does’.
(Received Pronunciation is the accent traditionally regarded as standard for British English – NA)

Now, I don’t mind people presenting if they don’t have received pronunciation, but they seem to seek out ‘efniks’ and ignorant types who sound like they have the IQ of an ameoba. They also seem to have an annoying habit of taking like they’re presenting a kids television show, even if presenting crime documentaries or sporting events.

At least get someone on who doesn’t sound like they’ve just done a drug deal on a Peckham street corner for ‘fack’s sake!’

All box ticking bollocks.

And no, I don’t pay the BBC licence before you ask, I just caught a bit elsewhere. I’d like to watch sport again one day, without getting fucking annoyed, but it seems that’s not going to stop anytime soon.

Cunts

https://inews.co.uk/sport/olympics/bbc-winter-olympics-commentators-beijing-2022-line-up-presenters-pundits-every-sport-1443655

Nominated by: Cuntybollocks

Cardiff City Council

https://m.facebook.com/groups/1825683337761018/permalink/3018981175097889/

I would like to nominate Cardiff council as cunts, absolute cunts without a clue, Cardiff is being ruined and not even slowly these days.
We have fucked roads, half the lanes being turned into cycle lanes,gay rainbow police cars, guess the bin day, 20 watt Street lights they seem to want to follow the non plan plan.
The latest bumfuckery literally to be dumped on its people of Cardiff, now we are going to have gay painted road crossings, I don’t mean the usual Cardiff Frogger Road crossings on the brow of a hill or a blind junction either, you know the ones we’re you look both ways, hope for the best and then run like fuck dodging dooshka taxi drivers, (I could understand a rainbow painted one of those) these are literally the main drag outside Cardiff Castle painted with the fruits rainbow.
The gay LGTYFCJGHRDSVHNHVGUINM has got quite out of hand in my opinion, it has gone from something that was illegal, to legalised, to tolerated, to grudgingly accepted, to not respected but not allowed to take the piss and now celebrated and strait normal people made to feel like they are somehow in the wrong.
There was one killed a while back in a park late at night recently, looks as if he tried to proposition a couple of crack heads and his advances were not appreciated.
When will these groups realise by ramming this kind of bollocks down people’s throats donsnt help their situation, BLM being a perfect example, a group who went public saying only their lives matter and anyone who says no all lives matter was a waaaysist
So wondering what the next shocker is going to be from Cardiff Council, I think we are just going to look forward to being put out of our misery if it means saving us from these cunts…

Nominated by Fuglyucker

The Queen

The Queen.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10498195/Prince-Charles-tests-positive-Covid-forced-self-isolation.html

No “Do not resuscitate” note put on her chart as she’s dumped out of a hospital to die alone in a care-home for Her Majesty…a fucking team of Doctors monitoring the old Bag 24 hours a day,no doubt. Shame her team of Doctors weren’t available to look after other Old Cunts instead of crawling around kissing the arse of the “Big Boss” of spoiled,stupid, greedy parasites that she calls family.

Shove the old trout in some dank high-rise flat with drug-dealing Sooties on one side and Muzza taxi-driving child-botherers on the other…or,better still,round up her and her fucking clan and ship them all off to a cosy cellar in Yekaterinburg.

She’s a ruddy marvel, ain’t she

Nominated by Dick Fiddler

E. J. Renold

“PROFESSOR” E.J. RENOLD:

Please keep a welcome in the hillside and a leek in your trouser pockets for this four-eyed daft-as-a-brush looking “Professor” in Wales who is “concerned” about “homophobia and transphobia” in schoolchildren as young as six:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-60303321

One young girl, of the lesbian persuasion was so traumatised when she heard hurty words at the age of 6. When my son was six all he worried about was what sweets he would buying with his 10 pence, I doubt he would have even known what a poofter was when he was six, unless he had teachers like mine (well, when I was a bit older than six, granted), unless the current lot d a lot of mincing and before lessons prepare themselves with some foundation round their mirrors with lights all round them.

The more of an industry The Gayness becomes the more half witted idiots like Miss. Renold and her pals will hitch up their Y-Fronts and jump on the bandwagon. Call me old-fashioned if you like, but six year olds should know little or nothing about the birds and the bees and certainly not two bees or two birds. That is best left to specialist websites when boys are old enough to know what their right hands are for, or girls want to start a strumming contest and comparing dildos or jiggle balls in the privacy of a public lavatory.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs