Category Archives: cunt

DIY Car Park

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I think I have found the ultimate cunt, I really do, imagine opening your front door to find some scummy, tight fisted, fuckwit cunt has parked his car on your drive, so he can avoid airport car park costs, locked his car on your fucking drive and has then fucked off abroad, leaving his car on your drive, knowing legally there’s fuck all you can do about it.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/stranger-leaves-car-familys-driveway-26479255

How much of a cunt do you have to be to do this, I suppose the police will tell you it’s a civil matter and will cost a fortune to take the aforementioned cunt to court, and this cunt, mother fucker is quite happy that his car will be safe and sound until he deems fit to turn up and take it away, probably late at night to avoid the grilling from the house owner.

Sure mate I will look after your car while your away…. Not don’t phone the police,yet there would be an oil patch where it used to be, drag the fucker into the middle of the road on a trolley jack, wait for the ensuing gridlock and then phone the police to say there is a car abandoned into middle of the road causing mayhem and wait for the tow truck to arrive, to take the fucker away, or even go down to the local pikey camp and tell them you will happily look the other way while they Hiab it onto the back of their truck, never to be seen again.
Thers no fucking way I would let a cunt let wanker this park his fucking car on my drive and the fuck off to the airport with a big smile on his fucking funny face……. No way

Can you imagine fresh Pesh from Bangladesh having to knock on your door to enquire as to the whereabouts of his pride and joy, the cunt

Nominated by: Fuglyucker

Dead Pool [244]

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Blimey that was a quicky (If you will pardon the pun)

Congratulations to Captain Quimson who correctly predicted the demise of the veteran Hollywood actor Nehemiah Persoff.Persoff died today aged 102 and starred in many Classic Films such as On The Waterfront , The Harder They Fall , Some Like it Hot , Yentyl and many more.Persoff was 102 and turned to painting in his later years following a stroke.

On to Deadpool 244

The rules.

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will die next.It is first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from previous pools.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No switching names mid pool unless they have already been taken.

5)Please check your names haven’t already been nabbed as we cant be arsed to check.

########## New clarification. Pool victories will be awarded in order of death announcements being made. Otherwise it becomes too complicated as there are time differences in different countries and if a death is announced a week later that is potentially 3 or 4 pools that get cancelled out and I personally cant be arse to deal with all that .Any massive objections let me know in the comments.(Shaun)

Dead Pool [243]

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Congratulations to yours truly (Shaun) who this time has actually won the Dead Pool by picking Vladimir Zhirinovsky the Liberal Democrat party leader in Russia who predicted almost to the day the Russian invasion of Ukraine having been a close ally of Putin`s.He died today after a long illness aged 75 .He contracted Covid in February and never fully recovered despite being vaccinated about 8 or 9 times.

On to Deadpool 243

The rules.

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will die next.It is first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from previous pools.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No switching names mid pool unless they have already been taken.

5)Please check your nanes havent already been nabbed as we cant be arsed to check.

Professor Chris Whitty (3)

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Whitty -WTF

https://www.express.co.uk/life-style/health/1585589/coronavirus-uk-news-update-symptoms-variant-worse-than-omicron-could-hit-uk

Here is an idiotic fucker of the highest order!

Is anybody still listening to this twat? I thought it was about time he popped his head above the parapet again after being so quiet, now that we have all “got back to normal”. I concluded a long time ago that it was probably not the politicians that were trying to dictate to me what a could and could not do in my own home – but it was the “men in white coats”. If I wanted anyone to dictate to me like that – I would move to North Korea.

If I had my way, this fucking alien would be in prison for fucking up the lives of millions of families, severely affecting our schoolkids, destroying hundreds of thousands of small businesses – all for what? Apparently saving 300 lives (govt own figures – restrictions made a 0.2% difference to mortality rate, 0.2% of 150 000 deaths = 300 deaths). And the figures also suggest that the 300 lives “saved” would probably all have died soon from something else anyway (re. average age).

New strain worse than Omicron? Has he not listened recently? We have been told that it should more rightly been named Omicold! And probably is a good vaccine in its right. Future lockdowns? The man is demented. Somebody please lock him up – or at least remove him from circulation.

This twat is a waste of oxygen.

Nominated by: Cassandra

Seconded by: Spanky Mc Spank

I’d second that with a Whitless cunting for our old friend Covid tacked on.

It seems that the misery in Eastern Europe is no longer depressing enough for the MSM and they are now getting back on the dreaded covid bandwagon and pushing it hard.

I’ve heard quite a bit on the radio lately about “rising levels” “hospital admissions” and even new variants that don’t even exist. Seems they are determined to keep pushing this one but I think Boris and all his loser pals would find it a pretty hard sell now unless it’s like the fucking T Virus or something.

Fuck Covid, Fuck Whitty and his trouser lining pals and fuck the whole scamdemic…it can suck my cock.

Silvio Berlusconi

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A special one forward gear and nine reverse cunting for thrice former Eyetie Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi.

After 85 years of humping anything with a minge and pulse you might think the old goat would settle for sucking a Werther’s Original (or Italian equivalent) instead of the usual Milanese slapper. But no, the ancient old cunt’s still at it, now ‘marrying’ (not really, just pretending) his 32 year-old bit of skirt.

Now I’d be the first to admit that she looks like she’s had more up the front bottom (and possibly the back) than Silvio’s had antipasti, but the point of this nomination is to express my utter admiration for the lucky old bastard. And I’m sure the fact he’s worth 5 billion has nothing to do with the bint saying ‘Si’.

So go for it, Silvio, keep your arse hair on your head. You’re an inspiration to all us old cunts for whom a lottery win is more likely than a leg over from a 32 year-old.

Grazie bunga bunga!

Daily Mail Link

Nominated by: Geordie Twatt