I had to read this twice, the Welsh government really are cunts, I wasn’t sure whe Mark Drakeford dragged his heels releasing the last lock down, but at least I could see the reasoning behind it.

However I don’t get fining people going to work and then letting people go to pubs doesn’t make any sense whatsoever, if your going to do it, do it don’t fuck about, half arsed measures don’t work, the last shambles proved that.

Sounds wrong but I quite enjoyed the last lock down it was a forced break that I needed, weather was great, but don’t fancy another lock down.

Mark Drakeford and his minions are all useless cunts if they think this kind of planning is good….

Daily Mail Link

Nominated by: Fuglyucker

A cunting for the Police wasting time on non crimes.

What the fuck is non crime, well if some poor little snowflake has its feeling hurt then reports it to police it is recorded as a non crime hate incident.

For example tweeting about gender is a minefield and it only takes one cunt to be offended and report to the fuzz and there we have Joe Bloggs guilty of a non crime hate incident on the record.

Well finally thanks to Harry Miller after going to the court of appeal this bullshit has finally be placed where it belongs, in the fucking bin.
Perhaps the police can concentrate on solving real crime, but that means getting out of the office a pounding the streets.

Finally we can say ‘Woman, adult human female’ or ‘Only women have a cervix’, anyone offended? Tough shit, have a good cry but not to the fuzz

Daily Mail News Link

Nominated by: Sick of it

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And on a similar theme, here’s a nom courtesy of Cuntfinder General that looks at rising violent crime in London.

(Some teenagers murdered in London 2021)

My fellow Cunters.

For your Cuntsideration:

Teenage murders in London reach record levels.

The softly-softly approach is really working, eh?

Any guesses as to the particular demographic, involved?

YouTube Link

Abandoning stop and search on certain “communideees”, reducing the police presence in certain “areas” and the net result is…

Watch the clip-it’s ok, Strapon Dick’s wokeforce are “paying” local “youths” to advise the “police” on how to interact.

????????

London is fucked.

But hey, don’t forget:

Black Lives Matter

Chiggun

(More info here – Day Admin Met Police Crime Dashboard)

Minding my own business, ordering a hot drink with Mrs. KATG, as you do, from (name removed on legal advice), I asked the feckless ‘server’ why there isn’t any ‘blue’ (full cream) milk, but only the shitty semi-skimmed, green stuff available? (Red’s worse – just school chalk and water).

‘Sorry, but we don’t use it, as to provide a healthier option to our customers.’

Really? Well if I’m fucking paying, I would like full cream fucking milk.

‘But this option is better for you.’

Ok, so as you’ve been told ‘what’s best for your customers’, I’ll have nine sachets of sugar with that please.

Like most cafés, pubs & restaurants, low fat, low sugar, seems to be the only option.

Fine.
But, if I’m paying for this at sugar, and at full fat prices, I fucking want the fucking stuff in it.

Happy fucking Xmas.

Makes me want drink my own, now boiling piss, with a twist of lemon.

Cunts.

Nominated by: Kunt and the Gang

“Here’s tae uz, wha’s like uz? Gey few, an’ they’re aw deid”.

“Aye, et’s yer Beloved Leadur an’ Furst Minestur Nic’la Sturgeon here, or ‘Oor Nic’la’ as ah ken youse aw like tae call me”.

“Anyhoo, youse ‘ave aw had yer Chrismuss like ah said, but wi’ yon Omnipresent beasty aboot, did youse aw gae canny like youse were telt? Naw. Ah telt youse tae tek care an’ thet, but youse wuz aw oot an’ aboot, weren’t yez, at th’ fitba’, shawpin’ an’ doon the bar bevvyin’ an’ stuff. Noo the wee beasty’s a’ over th’ place like shite aff av a shovel, an’ et’s all youse fault, so et tis”.

“So noo, ah’m tellin’ youse thet yer can ferget aboot Hawgmanay, so yer can. Fae Bawksin Day onnards, new regalashuns is in fae three weeks or mair. Hawgmanay celebratin’ is aff, so there’ll be nay meetin’ an’ greetin’ up th’ toon an tha’. Croods a’ any ootdayer do is limited tae five hunnerd, so the Auld Firm game an’ Hibees agin’ th’ Jam Tarts can gae whistle. Ef youse is gaein’ oot for a drenk o’ ah bite, th’ bar can onny serve aff av th’ table, an’ youse ‘ad better keep yer distance an’ aw”.

“Ah’m tellin’ youse noo, there’ll be nay enjoyin’ yersel’ this Hawgmanay. Ef youse dinnae dee whut yer telt this time an’ stay indoors, ah’ll ‘ave th’ poliss roond yer hoose at three in th’ mornin’, an’ they’ll drag yer roond here so ah can get ma foot right up th’ crack o’ yer erse”.

“Reet that’s youse aw telt, so aw thet remains is fer me tae wesh youse an’ yers ah guid, prosperous, but above aw, a HAPPY an’ HEALTHY New Year, jus’ as ah’m sure youse aw had in 2021”.

News Link

Nominated by: Ron Knee

Yes I know by and large such things only last barely a month before it all goes to shit and forgotten about until the next year. But I am more determined than ever to make a better effort this time round. Namely:-

Be less tolerant to tourists, especially those who clutter up single-lane roads with their Chelsea Chariots, and dump their littler all over the shop!

Write to my local Tory MP, Trudy “nice MILF” Harrison, on a monthly basis, warning her that she will lose my vote if she doesn’t find her backbone and tell Boris to fuck off!

Cancel my TV licence. Enough is enough with those smug BBC cunts, especially when the World Cup kicks off in Qatar, and none of the virtue signalling football punters will have the balls to criticise local laws over there – including the very same things they’re very keen to bang on about over in this fucking country.

Getting shot of some of my stupid customers who totally ignore my advice about their IT setup, and then a few weeks/months later complain to me that they’ve lost everything and its somehow my fault!

Replying anonymously to those “How Did we Do?” questionnaires from supermarkets and online retailers, suggesting that their service was shit and that they’re all a bunch of cunts who never listen to feedback anyway.

Buy voodoo dolls and stick photos of Greta Iceberg, BJ Boris and Princess Nutjob’s faces on there heads, and stick pins in them every day.

Give up on the idea of an explicit lesbian sex scene between Natalie Portman and Emma Watson will ever see the light of day!

Become a bit more vocal with local council decision-making, especially when it comes to the resettlement and priority service for “refugees” to the area. The National Trust can fuck off too with any further visits from me.

All the usual half-baked resolutions such as cutting back on booze, wanking, fast food and be more active etc, can all take a hike because no doubt the next Covid variant will supposedly kill me anyway.

What are your resolutions?

Nominated by: Technocunt