Open Prisons

Can somebody please explain to me the point of these useless fuckers?

It’s emerged that a convicted sex offender who was jailed for ‘life’ (I thought life sentences meant that the only time you got out of prison was feet first in a wooden box) in 2000 for violent sex assaults has just absconded after being moved to one. This particular cunt, Paul Robson, has been refused parole five times and is considered a “menace to women”.

Not only that, but the stupid cunts had previously released the twat on licence from proper prison when three weeks later he attempted another rape by tying his victim up, put a pillow case over her head and indecently assaulted her while holding a knife to her throat.

Lincolnshire plod said: “Robson is a dangerous sex offender and while he presents a particular danger to women and young children, I believe he can cause real harm to anyone he comes across.” Good job he was in an Open Prison then.

For fuck’s sake, you couldn’t make this shit up.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lincolnshire-60370021

Nominated by Cupid Stunt the First

Anyone that says this that isn’t after them saying that they were fucked up the arse with a dead hedgehog for forty years non stop whilst giving head to Diane Abbot after eating the klingons around David Lammies arse whilst fingering a dead cats arse ( you get the picture ) are Cunts.

I hear it quite regularly on the radio and in particular this hard done by bint on tonight’s TalkRADIO who went on about something that happened to her a while back blah , blah blah blah, waffle waffle worst enemy.

No love, I can think of lots of things to do to my worst enemy than lock them up in a prison for a month.
It’s been a long day. I’m grumpy and she pissed me off.

Nominated by: Onceacuntalwaysacunt

Barrowford Primary School, Lancashire has decided to ban meat… permanently!

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/17631295/school-bans-meat-vegetarian-packed-lunches/

In a letter to parents last week, head indoctrinator Rachel Tomlinson said she had made the decision to “stop climate change”. She highlighted that the livestock industry has a huge carbon footprint and that meat and dairy products “come at a huge environmental cost”. The letter concluded: “If you still want to send packed lunches, could you please consider meat-free options to further support us in doing our bit to reduce carbon emissions as a school community?”

Fuck off.

Okay…. so not content with indoctrinating our children with woke lefty nonsense and forcing them wear masks, they now want to deprive them of a healthy, balanced diet, do they?

Kids growing up today will make the soppy millennial generation and Gen Z appear lions by comparison.

Nominated by: Minge Juice Bottler

With additional (unsubstantiated) factoids provided by: Get Fucked Woke Cunts

and Rachel Tomlinson is fully aware of course that lefty woe meat free tofu has over 40x the carbon footprint of pork? Along with Nutella which is 50% palm oil poisoning children and killing orangutans and contributing to massive rainforest deforestation. Thick dappy retarded cretinous woke jump on the bus retard. Cunt

Beam me up Scotty!

Wokery and the hipocrisy of Justin Welby and the Church of England.

Yes it’s virtuous Justin again. Taking time out from the hard graft of archbishoping.

”Archbishop of Canterbury Justin Welby criticises delay in removing slavery plaque.
Mr Welby criticised delays in taking down a plaque to slavery financier Tobias Rustat at a Cambridge college chapel.
“Why is it so much agony to remove a memorial to slavery?” he said.”

This is from a man who alledgedly covered up kiddy fiddling in his organisation. For decades.
This from an organisation that definitely benefitted not just from the slave trade but also the poverty of British people.

Here’s a thought. Sell off the buildings and treasure the CoE has ownership of. In the fucking £billions. All funded by dubious means. And use it to make restitution to the poor black people starving in the UK because their ancestors were stolen from their lands of milk and honey. Perhaps they might use the money and go back to the paradise that is Africa. Or send it to their kinfolk in Calais to buy pedalos.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-60311332

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble