The Pope is due a cunting. I don’t know if anyone has ever nominated the Pontiff before, but I’m doing it now, because his recent pronouncement has pissed me off. Pope Francis has declared it to be his belief that the Flu Manchu, far from being the fault of the Chinese and their disgusting food hygiene standards, is actually caused by climate change. Yes, you read that right. Earth’s changing climate is to blame for a deadly respiratory virus. It just happened to start in China. Quite how the climate is responsible he doesn’t say, but it is. And then people wonder why I’m an Atheist. Greta Thumb up her arse must be kicking herself that she didn’t think of that.

That has got to be THE most retarded claim regarding the current pandemic that I’ve heard so far. Earth’s changing climate had absolutely NOTHING to do with Kung Flu. Poor hygiene practices, the lies of the Chinese Communist Party and their lapdogs the WHO are responsible for the worldwide spread of this disease. And the subsequent tens of thousands of deaths are entirely on them.

Pope Francis should stick to talking about his sky fairy, rather than coming out with dipshit claims about a subject he clearly knows nothing about. So, without further ado. Pope Francis, you are a cunt.

Quick Draw McGraw

Online casinos are cunts, these vultures are advertising like fuck at the moment trying to temp their weak arsed fuckmonkey prey into getting hooked, bankrupting themselves due to not being able to resist the bright colours, flashing lights and cartoon ads, these money grabbing cunts would target ten year olds if they could get away with it, these fuckers dont care im amazed its not illegal, but i suppose if they can tempt enough mugs they will make millions out of the Corona virus….
Dont be stupid fuckers the house always wins is not a common saying for no reason…..?

Nominated by Fuglyucker

Kim Jong-unDead
I love a good conspiracy theory, you know the sort of thing. NASA faked the moon landings. Aliens crashed at Roswell. Paul McCartney died in a car crash in 1966 and was replaced in The Beatles by a double. Conspiracy theories can be a great source of entertainment.
We may be in at the birth of a new conspiracy theory, namely, one concerning the fate of tinpot Mao wannabe Kim Jong-un, erstwhile Supreme Shining Light of hermit state North Korea.
Speculation seemed to start on 15th April, when The Great Hope failed to attend the birth anniversary of state founder Kim Il-sung. Since then rumours have abounded as to Kim’s condition, and a pantomine theme has developed; ‘he’s dead!’, ‘no he isn’t!’, ”yes he is!’. Reports variously allege that he sustained injuries at a failed missile test, that he’s been the victim of failed heart surgery, or that he’s in a persistent vegetative state. A former North Korean diplomat reports that Kim is alive but in a bad way, being unable ‘to stand by himself or walk properly’. However a defector named Ji Seong-ho claims that Kim is indeed dead, and that the country is grappling with ‘a complicated succession issue’. Meanwhile a photograph has been issued which purports to show The Guiding Hand alive and well, opening a chemical factory just days ago. ‘Ah’, say doubters, ‘there’s something amiss, we don’t know when this picture was actually taken…’.
So the plot thickens. Is the fat fuck still above ground, or has he actually popped his clogs, with the ultrasecretive dictatorship maintaining a facade as it tries to steel itself for the unprecedented outpourings of grief which his demise will naturally provoke?.
My own twopenn’oth on the subject (for what it’s worth) is that the twat’s probably had a dose of the old C-19, which of course doesn’t officially exist in North Korea. Unless you guys know better… has Kim been replaced by a body double to maintain the cult?. Has he been supplanted by an alien lizard?.
Anyway, Kim Jong-un alive or dead, it’s a win-win as far as I’m concerned. If he’s dead he can be carted off to China to be boiled down for glue, and make himself useful for once. If alive, he can continue to entertain us all with his bizarre and ridiculous hair styles. Alive or dead, he’s a complete cunt either way.

Nominated by Ron Knee

HOLLYOAKS

Absolute fucking stain on our society but yet the biggest example of it
The incomparable Rik Mayall once bleeted in the Young Ones “You’re about as alternative as Channel 4!”

It had the piss ripped out of it then for being shit and it’s got worse by trying to increase it’s “alternative” programming. Hollyoaks being the emperor cunt in a cuntempire.
Appalling acting, insufferable text-speak dialogue which is creeping into all soaps now (Violet Carson and Jean Alexander must be weeping blood up there watching the working class soap descend into a modern day orgy of juvenile shittery). Sublety has gone, respectful greats like Kenneth Williams would be more ashamed to come out now than he ever was during his repressed life due to the fucking smut that goes on in abhorations like this program.
It’s 90% arse invadery from the start with the whole “village” being lined with gays, transvestites and when it’s not thrusting consistant pride content at everyone, it’s chavvy girls getting ploughed before they’ve got their first bra.
Disgusting programme, but the truly terrifying thing is – this is accurate shit. This is the society we fester in and it’s a world of utter cunts.

Nominated by Stevo