Has anyone noticed how boring and soul destroying modern pornography is?

When I was a young teenager nothing was more exciting than illicitly acquiring a few porn magazines. Whitehouse, Lovebirds, Fiesta, Mayfair and even those crummy little black and white contact magazines were intoxicating and became treasured possessions, to be hidden under the bed or at the bottom of a draw, away from the prying eyes of my mother.

Of course the quality was appalling and many of the models looked like they were doing it for drug money. But it was great, nonetheless. Just occasionally we would come across the real deal, a Danish porn magazine like Colour Climax and I would disappear into my bedroom for hours on end.

That soon came to an end when my mother discovered my new hobby, alerted by my bleary-eyed and tired appearance, and my prized collection disappeared. She did however leave untouched a few copies of Mayfair, perhaps wisely concluding that it was fairly harmless stuff and that I should have some outlet for my sexual frustration or else a pregnant girl might appear on the doorstep.

The problem with modern pornography is that it’s too available. The average 14 year old boy must have seen it all by now. The glamour and excitement has gone. And for the most part the porn is too soulless and explicit to be enjoyable. Every perversion is catered for and once you’ve seen it all, and there’s nothing left to show, all the mystery has gone and there’s no place left for the imagination to roam.

The moral question has always dogged pornography. Is it exploitation? I don’t think the models are exploited and many are paid well. They and the producers are the ones doing the exploiting. I have no doubt that it can mentally harm models that do it for a long time.

Anyway, the whole modern pornographic industry has become a cunt. They’ve robbed our teen boys of the innocence and excitement of the Great Porn Quest, which was a right of passage.

Nominated by: Marvellous Mechanical Cunting Machine

and seconded by: Infidelgastro

I’ll second that. Those well thumbed little books were like treasure. My brother had a few and I once showed them to some older kids in our air raid shelter. They made me leave and I had to wait outside whilst they perused them. They’d arrive in droves every day until my mum cottoned on. Then my brother copped it.

Magazines with a fully clothed woman on the front and removing an item of clothing every page. Suspenders, stockings the lot. It normally became too much before the end as it is now.

Fucking hell I miss those days and those granite erections too.

Sheffield University and Darwin.

I know I recently cunted Sheffield “University”, but they’ve been at it again and I think it important to draw attention to their antics. Not content with dismissing Newton as a white saviour that deserves cancelling, they have turned their attention to Darwin because he held “racist views” and allegedly used his theory of natural selection to justify white male superiority. This is despite Darwin’s support for the abolition of slavery, which he called a “sacred cause” and said that it “makes one’s blood boil”.

The “university’ has also told staff and students to no longer call our greatest scientists “founding fathers”, “idols” or “geniuses” and to avoid “hero worshipping” scientific figures. Presumably because no white man can be a genius or a hero and references to patriarchy must be avoided. I presume that from now on we can only have “founding mothers”, as long as they are not white.

This “university” goes on to preach that this practice treats them as “white saviours” and erases less privileged scholars. The “whiteness and Eurocentrism of our science” must be dismantled, they declare. Who are these less privileged scholars? Darwin explained evolution and it accepted because the theory matches the observed facts. Privilege has nothing to do with it – Darwin was right and that’s that.

The “university” goes on to say that “science cannot be objective and apolitical…….the curriculum we teach must acknowledge how colonialism has shaped the field of evolutionary biology and how evolutionary biologists think today”. Unscientific garbage. Scientists teach evolution because it’s a scientific observation which has been proven to be correct.

It’s correct that evolution has been occasionally abused to justify racist doctrines. The Nazi’s famously did this. Isn’t the correct approach to say that evolution is correct as a scientific theory but it has been abused by some disreputable scientists with an ideological agenda to push? In other words, treat students as educated adults that can work out the truth for themselves. University is supposed to teach critical thinking after all.

A word of advice to any aspiring scientists. Avoid Sheffield “university “. You are likely to emerge from a course there as scientifically illiterate.

Cunts.

https://www.sheffield.ac.uk/polopoly_fs/1.894561!/file/Decolonise_Handbook.pdf

Nominated by: Marvellous Mechanical Cunting Machine

Seconded by..who would have thunk it..Marvellous Mechanical Cunting Machine:

If I might just add something further here.

It’s correct that the situation with Darwin is a bit more nuanced. He did regard whites to be advanced over dark-keys and men over women. But that, I’m afraid, was the accepted attitude of the day. Why draw attention to it? It’s the science that matters. A scientist is simply the conduit for a discovery. It matters not a jot what his personal beliefs are and he stands or falls on the science, nothing more.

A cunting for the government’s green agenda and pushing through net zero by 2050, one of the most worrying parts of their madness is the banning of new gas boilers by 2025.

Gas central heating has been a necessity in this country for many years, it’s cheap, efficient and reliable. (I can remember from my youth having no fucking heating other than one coal fire in the kitchen).
If people think we have been shafted over Covid then it’s nothing compared to what we will be facing in just a few years time.

By all means start to reduce CO2 emissions but not at the expense of cheap efficient home heating and stop trying to have the worlds most ambitious targets, nothing in the government’s green agenda will dent the overall global emissions and will just fuck over the the British public while China, India and the USA continue to pump out vast quantities of CO2

Steve Baker, who usually applies some common sense has written about this, link provided.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/15068214/net-zero-boiler-ban-britains-poorest-cold/

Nominated by: Sick of it

Mostly peacefuls of course, but a few non peacefuls at it too. After the kneeling shite, the excuse was that, ‘Its not political. It’s a humanitarian issue.’

Well, just as I said, those chickens are coming home to roost now. These cunts can’t just get on with the game, they’ve got to spout over every cause (or non cause!) going. Their excuse for waving the Pally flag? ‘Humanitarian issue’ of course.

Now Israel may (or may not) have been heavy handed, but I do know that Hamas are cunts who fire rockets into Israel and use kids as human shields. These are not good people.

And the only reason cunts like Mo Salah gob off, who by the way, has been seen refusing to shake the hands of Jewish players, is because it’s peacefuls getting a kicking.

He, like other peacefuls, doesn’t give a shiny shite over any other people getting blown up.

I bet these twats all said the square root of fuck all about the countless terror attacks by their mob.

No fuck these cunts. But this is what you get, English football and media, for allowing political issues to be brought into sport under the guise of ‘humanitarisnism’.

Fuck them all.

https://www.middleeasteye.net/news/israel-palestine-aqsa-sheikh-jarrah-solidarity-footballers-social-media

Nominated by: Cuntybollocks

..and on the subject of politicising football, this from mikdys

The ridicule of “taking the knee”

Once again, surprise is expressed at the wider public not blindly supporting this nonsense:

https://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/1445164/england-players-booed-black-lives-matter-paul-mason-labour-party?utm_source=express_newsletter&utm_campaign=politics_morning_newsletter2&utm_medium=email

This was at a football match, not a dinner party for bourgeois Antifa supporters, do the promoters not have a clue about the demographic of their audience? They ought to pack up running football events and switch to croquet. Good on the fans for calling the stupid cunts out.

As for fascism. fascism wouldn’t allow this farce to travel over its borders never mind roll on week after week supported by a left wing media. For fucks sake even a centrist government would take a stand and certainly stop things like the desecration of historic monuments.

And here’s another one from Cuntybollocks

Social worker and left wing activist (and sometimes team manager) for the England football team, Gareth Wokegate, has been at it again.

With some fans now coming into the grounds, it seems, as many expected, many are not supportive of the ‘take a knee’ bollocks.

The knee taking was roundly booed by some of the 7,000 crowd at Middlesbrough the other night.

And he’s not happy. It’s ‘not political’ (BLM support and knee taking) according to Wokegate and if you don’t agree with him, you need ‘educating’.

Let’s look at those two points.

1. BLM is a political movement which lobbies politicians and the media to facilitate social change in line with policies that they (BLM) support. BLM now has a political wing in the UK (‘Taking the initiative party’) with BLM bigmouths like Sasha ‘watch out for uncomfortables’ Johnson at the helm. BLM and its political offshoots want to change government policy to suit black people. These policies directly impact on non blacks and many do not agree with BLM, as their message is frankly, ‘racist’ and Marxist in nature.

So you’re wrong on that one, Bignose. It’s obviously political.

2) Next, we need educating do we? See point 1 to educate yourself then read on. We know that this (knee taking) started due to George Floyd. We know his ‘murder’ was not racist. That is a legal fact by the way. We know BLM are horrible cunts, whose leadership suddenly seem to have started buying mansions. We know their leading mouthpieces, who claim whites are the big threat in terms of violence, are getting shot in the head at the hands of their own. We know black on white crime is much higher than white on black (per capita).

There’s your education, cunt!

Fuck off!

https://www.espn.com/soccer/england-eng/story/4400063/england-boss-gareth-southgate-slams-supporters-who-booed-players-taking-a-knee

(Covert pic of Night Admin out shopping at Asda – DA)
(Which begs the question, why does DA secretly follow me around especially when I’m wearing my favourite short shorts? – NA)

We’ve all been there. Whether it’s waiting for a precious car park space to open up, but instead of driving promptly off; Millie has to fuss with her hair; make a phone call and generally arse around with her handbag , oblivious to keeping us all waiting.

And here’s Francesca in Waitrose….. taking aeons to choose between identical cans of Greek pesto and feta soup and blocking the aisle with her overladen trolley.

Worst of all, yummy mummy Daisy pissing about with the Morrison’s girl, asking the hapless Munter whether the fish is sustainably caught and the chips triple-cooked in strained vegan organic coconut oil.

Fuck Off out of my way ; I want my All Day Breakfast NOW and here’s the £5.50 exact money.

Examples are endless, but Ill fuck off with the now obligatory dithering involved with “and the winner is……“. (count to ten)….. aw, who gives a fuck anyway?!

Nominated by: Isaac Hunt