Boris Johnson

For saying:
“Of course the vaccination programme has helped, but the bulk of the work in reducing the disease has been done by the lockdown. So, as we unlock, the result will inevitably be that we will see more infection, sadly we will see more hospitalisation and deaths. People have just got to understand that.”

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/apr/13/boris-johnson-easing-lockdown-will-increase-covid-infections

Boris is crediting the lockdown rather than vaccines for “the bulk of the work” in reducing infection rates. Using their own data, I don’t know how he can say this. The lockdown was so effective in the UK that we had 4.37 million infections (PHE) – terrific lockdown mate, top work!

And has our very own PM Worzel Gummidge not noticed that deaths have dropped to two digits a day since the old and vulnerable have had the jaberoo? He must think we were born yesterday.

He needs to go.

Nominated by: Cuntologist

Apparently, a topless climate protester decided to get her knockers out during Philips funeral.

Of course dear cunters, without even seeing her, you would no doubt guess that she wouldn’t be a 25 year old beauty. No, this cunt is 55 and looks like a bloke, with flabby fat belly and saggy tits ( MNC, I know you’ll have the horn) (If he doesn’t appear on ISAC for a couple of days we’ll know why! – DA).

Every time you see any white BLMers, Antifa, Extinky rebellends, they’re always munters.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9484301/Topless-protester-55-face-court-Prince-Philip-funeral-stunt.html

Nominated by: Cuntington Smythe 

People who vote Labour are cunts.

“My dad voted labour so I vote for them. Typical comment from the few working class reds that still have jobs. They state this as a reason for voting Labour without ever thinking of the impact this will have on our nation. They are absolute cunts.

Obviously BAME, illegals and chavs on the dole (or whatever it’s called now) and puff adders also vote Labour.

Below you stupid fuckers is a massive reason never to vote for the Labour; at others expense; party. The greed and waste of public money.

Liam Byrne. What a monumental waster of tax payers money and a money grabbing deceitful, typical lefty MP. He is standing in the West Midlands mayoral election. Now then you lefty cunts read the story linked. Get a grown up to read it for you “little Owen” and the never darken your mind with such thoughts ever again you Cunts.

https://order-order.com/2021/04/13/ipsa-likely-to-investigate-new-claims-against-serial-expenses-abuser-byrne/

Nominated by: Everyonesacunt 

(Two cunts for the price of one  – DA)

Dave Grohl is a cunt.

Although I was never a big Nirvana* fan (Kurt was too much of a whiny cunt and a proto-snowflake for my liking), this cunting is more about their drummer and how he is sickeningly sycophantic to almost all rock aristocracy.

Whether it’s McCartney, Dylan, Keef, Ringo, Townshend, Jimmy Page or any other rock relic, Grohl will be behind them, licking their arses.

His fawning over Ringo when the Fabs sticksman got a gong from the Rock ‘N’ Roll Hall of Fame was akin to Des O’Connor laughing hysterically at a guest’s anecdotes. Also, when the great Lemmy (RIP) passed away, Grohl was arse lickingly crawly and scraping.

Now the cunt has done a ‘lockdown record’ with that antique cunt, Mick Jagger. Hearing the Stones relic trying to be all Pistols-esque and punk is cringeworthty enough. But to have Grohl sucking up at the same time makes it extra shite. It truly is an awful record, and Grohl crawling round Mick’s ancient jacksie is another in a long line of aging rock star sycophancy from the Foo Fighter.

* When I say Nirvana, I mean the scruffy 90s American slacker grunge cunts. Not the UK psychedelic 60s original Nirvana. They were great.

Nominated by: Norman

A Cunting please for this ridiculous hipster manufacturer of ice cream.

Ben and Jerry’s (B&J) has delusions of grandeur. In case you have forgotten, B&J is simply an ice cream company specialising in disgusting and childish iced concoctions like Double Chocolate Cookie Dough Twist, Caramel Chew-Chew, Truffle Kerfuffle and Peanut Butter Cup. The sort of glop that fat,12 year old glasses wearing American brats like to eat.

But B&J view themselves as being much more important than that. Their mission is to become the Woke company par-excellence and to instruct us mere unenlightened plebs on the burning issues of social and racial justice. Here are some examples of their recent pronouncements –

– After the killing of criminal recidivist Chiggin George last year, Ben & Jerry’s made a solemn pledge to help ‘dismantle white supremacy’. ‘Silence is NOT an option’, they thundered from on high.

– Last year, it castigated Pritti Patel over the Peaceful’s flotilla of Banana Boats illegally crossing the channel. ‘Hey @PritiPatel we think the real crisis is our lack of humanity for people fleeing war, climate change and torture. We pulled together a thread for you,’ it posted on Twitter. The thread consisted of a couple of points nicked from the Guardian, Huffpost and migration activists.

– In 2017, it banned the sale of two scoops of the same flavour in its Australian shops as some sort of symbolic protest against opponents of gay marriage.

– During the Trump presidency it put out a new flavour called Pecan Resist. B&J said ‘this flavour supports groups creating a more just and equitable nation for us all, and who are fighting President Trump’s regressive agenda

– After the recent police killing of Daunte Wright in Minnesota, the wise sages of B&J pronounced that “the murder of Daunte Wright is rooted in white supremacy and results from the intentional criminalisation of Black and Brown communities. This system can’t be reformed. It must be dismantled and a real system of public safety rebuilt from the ground up. #DefundThePolice.’

All this from a company that is part of the Unilever empire which flogs skin whitening cream around the world and has been criticised by migrant workers for exploitative practices in the firm’s supply chain.

What has any of this woke garbage got to do with ice cream? Why is it B&J’s business? Huge, wealthy companies that lecture us on wokeness are doing it to virtue signal and appear trendy. They think it will enhance sales but I think it will put off many consumers. I hope the cunts go bust.

I prefer Haagen Dazs anyway.

Nominated by: Marvellous Mechanical Cunting Machine