Emergency Cunting! Scottish Politicians.
Just watched Question Time and my piss is now super-heated enough to power 1000 kettles for a week. Scottish Politicians are a collection of half-witted bastards, arseholes, shite bags, sex pests and other assorted cunts.

SNP – Nicola Sturgeon
Their only policy is independence at any cost. Nuff said.

Labour – Anas (Anus) Sarwar
The voice of moderation and rebuilding a post Covid Scotland. Can’t shake off the electorate’s hatred for Blair and Brown. Then they elected a man called Anus as their leader in Scotland. FFS.

The Greens – Lorna Slater
A potty mouthed rug-muncher who thinks that a gravity battery
using a crane which requires energy… from a motorised crane using petrol… will solve the energy problem.
The Greens don’t think at scale. Look, I was told at School that there was 300 years worth of coal left in Britain. If you ignore the climate and CO2 emissions and reopened every coal mine and power station in Britain you wouldn’t get enough men to work in the mines and dig out the coal because their wage expectations are too high. They’d be cheaper than cleaning up nuclear power stations for 300-500 years and long term storage of nuclear waste for 10000 years though.

Liberal Democrats – Willie Rennie
Blofeld in Spectre lookalike. Thinks air heat pumps can replace gas powered boilers and cookers in houses. That will cost 10 times more you cunt, and I only have a 60 Amp main fuse which Scottish Power might not upgrade depending on the condition of the meter tails.

Conservative – Douglas Ross
The only Scottish Politician promising a tax cut for the rich. You don’t
want to win any votes, do you?

Nominated by: Anton Pillar 

Cristo Foufas ( pronounced Foo Foo like a massive poof)

Presenter on Talk Radio, he is gay and never stops telling you about it as if it is a badge of honour. Yeah, you take cock up the arse……we get it ok? Stop going on about it, nobody cares shithead.

Cristo hates the Jellyfish Johnson, which is fair enough…. don’t we all? But it is obvious that what he hates about Boris is his serial shagging of women and them popping out brats everywhere. That really fucking winds him up.

When this gay little Nancy boy goes off on one about Boris it is obvious he fancies the pants off him. What a pathetic, limp wristed little bitch!

Nominated by: Freddie the Frog

A cunting if I may for that most irritating of public servants, the council worker!,

often seen sat in their council vans sipping tea, smoking and glaring at their fucking IPhones, it’s rare to see these indolent cunts actually working, just down the road, these fuckers have so far spent 2 cunting weeks relaying 20 feet by 4 feet worth of tarmac,

the cunts have pretty much set up camp there, but you can guarantee that come 4pm the cunts are racing back to headquarters to punch their tickets, but not as quick as I’d be to sjambok these cunts if I had my way, lazy, fucking bone idle CUNTS!!!!!!!

Nominated by: Captain Quimson

Pie keys are cunts, along with their lefty pets.

Having just had an invasion of one of my businesses (hairdresser/barber) by the fucking cunts . Obviously the the Oirish cunts verbally abused the Women working, like it was 1920.

Walked around liked they owned the place and had absolutely zero regard for any consequences because they knew there wouldnt be any.

They are a protected species, like badgers with no natural predator ( law enforcement) . The left love the cunts, but they despise the left for their pathetic weakness. The only thing they respect is violence and force.

Time to give the fuckers both barrels.

Nominated by: smugcunt 

…and seconded by Fuglyucker

I second that, pikeys are a fucking breed apart, a throw back from a bygone age that these vermin fuckpigs survived mores the pity.

Cunts with bells on, always were and always will be, now everyone repeat after me- I fucking h@te pikeys.

Sweaty, greasy, untrustworthy, lying, thieving shit stains, honestly i prefer all the other ethnic minorities to these inbred fuck monkeys….

…and thirded by Jessum Priest

And I’d third that.

The next one that knocks on my door to tell me my roof looks dodgy, I’m unlocking the gun cabinet and introducing them to my 12 bore secretary, Sheila, who carefully curates all unannounced visitors

….and on a similar note, although more related to Channel 5 programming, this also from Fuglyucker

Channel 5 are cunts,

Now we already know this is due to programs like 20 kids and counting and meet that Patels , here comes Honey booboo. But now i think  they have finally bottomed out, so fellow cunters prepare yourself for the televisual feast that is,,,,wait for it- a new series of…
Here come the fucking pikeys, i mean Gypsies !

The hidden world behind this incredible community.
Witness first hand how they have to fight to survive every minute of every day and delve deep into their unique traditions [ep 1]

They must be having a laugh, the hidden world of dog thieving and skullduggery more like, fighting to survive, more like fighting to steal,lie, fly tip, be cruel to animals, keep slaves live off the state for fuck all and yet have the nerve to moan about it, the list is endless.
Unique traditions, since when has being an inbred thieving cunt been a tradition.
Of course i cant watch this bollocks because my head will explode and my piss will boil to the point where i will rip the telly off the wall and throw it in the fucking garden, so some inbred cunt with unique traditions can liberate it before its even had a chance to cool down..
Channel 5 and pikeys are cunts…

Link to the story here.

Ten to fifteen thousand passengers daily!

Where the hell are they coming from? Don’t bleat to me about a third wave, you utter cunts. Close our borders now, both ways!

https://www-independent-co-uk.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/www.independent.co.uk/travel/news-and-advice/heathrow-border-queue-collapse-woman-b1831832.html?amp_js_v=a6&amp_gsa=1&amp&usqp=mq331AQHKAFQArABIA%3D%3D#aoh=16185856924920&csi=1&referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com&amp_tf=From%20%251%24s&ampshare=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.independent.co.uk%2Ftravel%2Fnews-and-advice%2Fheathrow-border-queue-collapse-woman-b1831832.html

Currently, he said about 10-15,000 people arrive at the airport each day, and “certainly more than half are having delays in excess of 2-3 hours each day”.

Copied from BBC News online, as I have realised the original link doesn’t have this information.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-56743571

Nominated by: Jessum Priest