Shannon Coggins & Theo Simon


What a pair of insufferable cunts they are.

Brought to my attention by Gloria Snockers in the Gail Bradbrook cunting.

They undertook a 4 month journey to Australia without using air travel as they’d given that up in 2002 due to their carbon footprint but were eventually forced to take a plane to complete their epic adventure.

Now that in itself is worthy of a nuclear weapons grade cunting but there was a part in the article that had my cuntdar flashing like Belisha’s Beacon.

It said……Ms Coggins and Mr Simon both gave up their jobs to make the journey with their daughter, which they said required a “monumental amount” of planning. I’ll bet it did.

Now I’m a middle aged bloke and would love to travel and hopefully will at some point but not at 53. I’ve too many financial commitments.

And looking at the pictures it struck me that this brace of utter utter cunts were not that much older than I.

So what enables them to be able to just give up their jobs, just like that knowing that in your 50’s you’re not exactly pick of the bunch in whatever game you’re in??

So I took a cursory look on the inter web to see what I could find on these shit cunts.

Turns out Ms Coggins was a founder member (2012) of the failing Steiner Academy in Frome but resigned along with all the other cunts that founded it in 2019 when the place was condemned by Ofsted.

One of the major liabilities in the last set of accounts is their pension deficit of £500k.

BBC Link.

Shannon COGGINS personal appointments – Find and update company information – GOV.UK

So what of Theo Simon – having a name like that alone deserves a proper brutal kicking with Doc Martins.

Mr Simon it turns out is a singer songwriter with the band ‘Seize the Day’, no me neither, an environmental campaigning folk band.

What’s not to like here.

Seize the Day – Bold, Beautiful, Frontline Folk

But hang on a minute the lead singer is none other than Shannon Smy partner of Theo and the same Shannon Coggins real name Smy founder of the failed Steiner Academy in Frome. So I’m just wondering what jobs have they given up???

Anyway the BBC article states…..

In addition, the inspector noted: “Pupils do not learn about British values and cannot discuss these.
“They are not well prepared for life in modern Britain.”

It really is straight from the leftist greenist playbook.

So how did they afford this jaunt? I can’t really say but Ms Coggins real name Smy or whatever had pension contributions totalling anything between £35k and £70k in the 7 years she helped to ensure the Steiner Academy failed. If you can be arsed to look at the accounts that’s confirmed in there.

The accounts only give the contribution ‘range’ but you can bet your last penny it will be at the top end.

So maybe that helped. I don’t know? I have a good job and earn a good salary in the private sector but only get employer contributions of £3000 a year the rest I have to make up and it’s ‘drawdown’ and not final salary as in the public sector.

Ms Coggins real name Smy was paid £25k a year so if pension contributions were £5k a year that’s 20% of salary or at £10k a year that’s 40%.

Only cunts in the public sector can ever dream of this type of gold plated pension benefit and failure doesn’t matter.

And no doubt Theo, the fucking cunt has a trust fund or similar. Only people who don’t have to struggle pretend that they are in a struggle. Especially in the new era of Victimhood.

There’s a YouTube video of him lecturing us on his environmentalism but as Maggie Thatcher quoted about the IRA they don’t deserve the oxygen of publicity.

Obviously I’ve never met these shit cunts and until the other day had never heard of them either but I actually genuinely hate them and everything they stand for and genuinely hope when they take the plane out of Oz that they’ve been forced to board it goes down in a ball of flames and the last thing they hear is Jerry Lee Lewis singing Great Balls of Fire.

Cunts.

Nominated by : CuntyMcCuntface

35 thoughts on “Shannon Coggins & Theo Simon

  1. Frome Steiner School, inspired by Austrian educationalist Rudolf Steiner – inadequate and put into special measures.
    That was their mistake. They should have followed the teachings of that other Austrian educationalist Josef Fritzl.

  2. There’ll be an incestuous ménage a trios going on no doubt, in this cosy family setting.

  3. Have they ever done a proper days work in their lives ?

    Thought not.

    I wonder if the school’s accounts have been thoroughly audited ?

  4. Worried about their carbon footprint in 2002 … shat out another unnecessary, resource-depleting human being at a later date.

    Well done, geniuses ….

  5. Hopefully the travelling wallabies bus is driven by a drunken abo and plunges into a ravine..

  6. Why Australia? Why not North Korea? Surely the comnie utopia is their dream location?

    Cunts

  7. These folks are a sandwich short of a picnic. Why would you want to travel over land and sea to Australia when you could do the journey in 24 hours travelling at 600 knots seven miles above all those third world scum bags?

  8. Scum of the earth, I hope a bad tempered crocodile gets hold of one of them somewhere in the outback.
    Mind you they look so vile it would probably vomit and let go.

  9. Smy?
    Smy.
    A surname I’ve never heard of before, has now popped up twice in consecutive postings.
    Shannon Smy, the possible fraudster/embezzler, and Karen Smy, the clueless pushover moggy lover.

  10. I don’t know who they are, but since I’m a big poove and they look like lesbianists, I’m completely uninterested.

  11. Who are these cunts.

    Anyway, I’m having a right old laugh on Auntie Beebie’s site today, on their HYS pages. Had numerous posts removed and really pissing some of the cunts off on there.

    As much fun as pouring petrol onto a fire, those were the days.

    • What was the hys topic cuntus? All my posts have to be pre approved before posting now….I was on there earlier today ragging some chinless cunt

    • I’ve only posted one and it went missing so i don’t use it.

      Less ‘Have You Say’, more ‘Agree with Us’

  12. Ooh, top work, CuntyMcCuntface, sleuthing of the highest order.

    I thought they were weapons-grade cunts initially, but it seems they’ve outperformed their own benchmark by a considerable margin.

    Outstanding, as OFSTED never said to either of them.

    • OfStEd are cunts, though.

      I know a couple of teachers who quit because of the hoops they were made to jump through, plus the kids being uncontrollable vindictive shits.

      The kids all seem to know and flaunt the fact the teachers are completely powerless now.

      This is on top of woke shite the teachers have to abide by.

  13. Sandal wearers, good enough reason for corrective education with a bit of 4×2 in my book. Probably vegans to boot.

    • Therefore farting more noxious, planet destroying methane ( if you believe a word they say) into the atmosphere than grass eating cows.

  14. I have never heard of these people or have a clue what this is all about but I hope they drown in their own shit.

  15. I remember the pride I felt when just 9 years after leaving, my old comp was put into special measures.

    It became an academy soon afterwards, and is, from the accounts of several who have kids and grandkids there, a woeful bastard place.

    • Slightly off-topic but I had no interest in the featured cunts, just the shit school the wacky woman worked for.

  16. I too am a big fan of travel and have ventured over 19 miles away from home.

    My carbon footprint they can only dream of seeing as I’ve not flown in 20yrs.

    Kiss my hairy halo you fuckin muesli fondlers 🖕

  17. This is why I’m getting all my travelling out the way whilst I’m young and have a fair bit saved up – there’s no rush for me to buy a house and my rent (with bills) is only 450 a month. So long as I use hostels and keep saving at my normal rate it shouldn’t deplete my finances too much.

      • Lol, tbh that was the initial plan before Truss shot the interest rates up. I still have one eye on it so I’m not gonna try and keep things as cheap as possible but no harm in delaying it for a bit to see more of the world. I may never get those experiences again.

  18. Too offset their green smugness I’ve left my 4.2 litre jag idling in my driveway….for a week.

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