Jeremy Vine (4)

Taking a few notes from the Jon Snow school of Making An Observation In A Disparaging Fashion That People Are Mostly White In A Place Where Its Not Actually That Strange Why White People Would Be There.

That place being Prince Phillip’s funeral. All 30 guests comprised of family members have made the disgraceful decision to be of white ethnicity. The melalin levels are just simply non existent in these guests. And Jeremy seems to think this is an issue of some kind. Of course in this quota obsessed timeline, its an absolute insult to have all-white families in TV shows, adverts and now funerals. It’s racist and an undeniable sign of white supremacy!

Tell you what Jezza, we’ll have a look at your funeral when you kick the bucket (hopefully soon) and take notes of the racial demographic that attend. Because we all know you live in such a diverse part of London you bicycle riding cunt (99.8% white I’m guessing?).

You know you’re a elephantine sized prick when you make Matthew fucking Wright look likeable!

https://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/jeremy-vine-criticised-debating-diversity-23927006

Nominated by: CuntOfTheLitter 

Sadiq Khan (26)

Another nomination for the whacky Paki, who barring some unforeseen scandal (Khan fisting Jess Phillips on Clapham Common with her 11 year old son watching) will be re-elected as London Mayor in a landslide in three weeks time.

The silly long beaked arsewipe, has continued to mither on about “excluding the City from Brexit), now the stupid brainless motherfucker wants to rename the London Overground railway lines, to “reflect diversity”:

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/mayor/london-overground-renamed-sadiq-khan-diversity-b930046.html?itm_source=Internal&itm_channel=homepage_trending_article_component&itm_campaign=trending_section&itm_content=3

We have had diversity up to our arseholes and enough is enough.

Nominated by: W.C.Boggs

Eurostar Bailout (2)

The froggies bought out our shares and, now Covid has put the blocks on travel and it’s in big financial trouble, they want the UK to bail it out.

That’s a bit like a private used car sale and the buyer coming back to insist you pay for a new engine after it blew up due to lack of servicing by the new owner.

Caveat emptor you cunts now fuck off and pay for it yourselves!

https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/1424068/eurostar-news-boris-johnson-bailout-company-uk-france-spt?utm_source=express_newsletter&utm_campaign=politics_evening_newsletter2&utm_medium=email&pure360.trackingid=51f08af0-362a-47af-b086-90434ef7fe2f

Nominated by: mikdys 

Racist Cheese


Apparently now, according to woke lefty, champagne sipping, guardian reading types, dairy products are racist.
What next?
Chalk? The white cliffs of Dover? Emulsion paint? Gloss? Cum? The white house? Milky bar? The markings in the middle of the road? Phrases like whitewash, or whiter than white? White noise? The Isle of Wight? The whites of your eyes?
All narcissistic, self aggrandising, bottom feeding, glad handing cunts, the lot of them.

Nominated by: Andrew Davenport

Further commentary and link provided by Cuntstable Cuntbubble:

Try this. Brighton apparently. Cos some coloured folk are lactose intolerant. Innit.
Chiggun

(If chiggun is classified as white meat, wouldn’t that make it racist? – NA)

and this from Jessum Priest:

Cheese is racist screams the headline.
Here’s the article.

Lord above, as if we don’t have enough to bloody worry about, we’ve got idiots like this, but they aren’t responsible for the headline.

Rain it in, you shit stirring cunts.

Phil Foden – A Footballer

A footballer I have never heard of has sacked his ‘ social media company’ over a tweet which he disapproves of. What this seems to mean is that footballers and presumably other intellectual giants such as reality and pop ‘stars’ get a company to tweet for them.

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/sport/premier-league/phil-foden-sacks-social-media-company-after-kylian-mbappe-tweet-backfires/ar-BB1fHQy9?ocid=msedgdhp

How monumentally thick are these cunts? And he cant be the only one as there seems to be an industry that tweets on behalf of cunts.

Discuss.

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble