Sherry Naidoo

A serious nomination for Sherry Naidoo, 37, an absolute (drunken) bitch from hell who had a long history of violently abusing her partner Paul Jenner.

She injured him so badly he went to hospital. The courts gave her a slap on the wrist. The arresting officer warned that she would eventually kill him.

Back living together the shocking abuse continued. This time his head injuries were so severe he was rushed to addenbrookes. He appeared to be recovering and refused to press charges against her. Didn’t matter as the police had enough evidence including CCTV and witnesses. They were helping him to plan a new life when he deteriorated and died. Sherry Naidoo didn’t give a damn or show any remorse.

The police upped the charge from GBH to murder. The case went to court where the judge found that Naidoo had endured a tough upbringing and abuse from a previous relationship.

She was given 16 months.

I believe this horrendous case not only shows that domestic violence is not a one way street but also that women can literally get away with murder.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-56013182

https://www.bedfordshirelive.co.uk/news/bedfordshire-news/24-hours-police-custody-how-5290733

Nominated by: Lord Helpuss

A Bunch of Rs

What is it with people that mispronounce their words by adding an ‘r’ in an inappropriate place?

There are regional differences with words like ‘bath’ and ‘grass’ but what really pisses me off are the people that try to appear posh or intelligent by shoving an ‘r’ in a word where it simply doesn’t belong.

Newsreaders are the worst offenders, telling us about events in Parkistarn or Irarn. It’s spelt and pronounced Pakistan and Iran you thick cunts. Don’t newsreaders have producers? Why are they allowed to speak in such a way to the nation?

I was watching the BBC news when the stupid Indian looking woman insisted on using the word ‘plarstic’ when talking about crap in the oceans.

On a daytime antiques programme one presenter was going on about ‘alibarster’ from ‘Darmarscus’. He happens to be the same cunt that puts an ‘r’ in the word ‘off’ to pronounce it as ‘orf’. The silly cunt.

That fat, greedy pig Rick Stein was on a programme where he was in India. He kept going on about how tasty his ‘Mardras’ curry was.

Perhaps the most widely misused ‘r’ is from the complete wankers that order a ‘larteh’ in their overpriced coffee shops.

They are too thick to know that latte is Italian for milk and in Italian, like many languages, words are pronounced exactly as they are written.

Go into a café in Italy and ask for a ‘larteh’ and you may, after some confusion, be served with a glass of milk. What you won’t get is a coffee with milk, a Caffè latte.

Fucking pretentious is what it is, and the people that speak like this are all bastards!

Nominated by: The Artful Cunter

Fred Sirieix


I would like to nominate Fred Sirieix.

He has presented countless cooking programmes, the face of M&S Gastropub meal deals and is currently presenting Snackmasters on Channel 4 where chefs make reproduction Wagon Wheels which are then taste tested by people from Burton’s Biscuits. I am not joking.

This faux-French cunt looks like a dodgy general builder or plasterer and has, as far as I can see, no chefing abilities himself. His accent keeps dipping in and out of a Birmingham accent or something. An ugly, talentless, shite-hawk of the first order.

Nominated by: Anton Pillar

My Dumb Wife

I want to cunt my fuckin wife.

She is one brainless fuckin twat. She has until recently self isolated because Boris and the medical fuckers said she must self isolate.

Ok no problem, I said today, after restrictions were relaxed would she still lock down again if told to do so. She said she would be happy to be on lockdown again if that’s what the government said.

What a fuckin sheep who is happy to be in perpetual lockdown. Boris said that the current covid bollocks has nothing to do with the vaccination but all to do with lockdown, preparing the way for yet another lockdown in the winter.

After all the bollocks we’ve been through my brainless missus said that she would still self isolate if told to do so.

She is a cunt and I told her so. Mind you she does cook a nice dinner. Mind you her mother was an obstreperous cunt.

Time I found a younger piece of fanny.

Nominated by: DLP