My job is a cunt.

I have working in corporate insolvency for about 15 years or so. It involves talking to company directors who’s companies are in the shit financially. Occasionally, it’s not there fault.

The building industry is a nightmare, large companies stiffing smaller subcontracted companies for thousands leaving the little man to pick up the tab, hateful it is. Carillion alone stiffed loads,those fucking directors should be in jail.

Mostly though directors are lying cheating cunts that couldn’t run a tap let alone a company. They nick money from the companies and overdraw their directors loan accounts then bleat like cunts when they have to pay it back.

Some of these wankers have expense accounts that even an MP would be appalled by.

But the most annoying thing is the foreigners. Today I have 46 calls left to do, of that 31 of these slippery bastards have foreign names, mainly the moose limb names and sub Saharan African names.

I’m sick of it, it wears me down. I’m hoping I’ve saved enough to retire soon, this job sucks the life out of me every day.

Nominated by: Bertram Cuntatious DCO

A bit of a random nomination, as per usual from me. But I was just watching some old YT music videos, including one from Foreigner (the band not some immicunt), which took me back.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lllwj_gkKpY&list=RDCLAK5uy_mfut9V_o1n9nVG_m5yZ3ztCif29AHUffI&index=20&ab_channel=RHINO

But what caught my eye in that vid was the old-school turntable, and it reminded me of the late 70s early 80s and the advent of music centres (consolidated cassette decks, radio and turntable in one unit) and good old hi-fi seperates (tuner, amp, deck, cassette deck, graphic equaliser and a pair of bins)

I used to buy “What HiFi” magazine back then, and checking out the best seperates, cartridges, cabling for my particular hi-fi. And even though it meant having to physically walk to the hi-fi in my bedroom to change tapes/LPs (no remote controls back then!), the overall sound quality was truly worth it.

Compare and contrast to today’s latest sound units. Yes, I know you can still get hi-fi seperates at premium prices, but by and large everything is MP3 and dumped on wank Smartphones and tablets. Yes, they have great portability but OMG the sound quality is utter shite!

Moreover, phones and tablets are souless at the best of times, and it doesn’t matter if you buy the most expensive earphones for these things, the sound is still shit!

I still have my old Hi-Fi, records, and cassette tapes, and more often than not I’ll listen to them than anything from my phone. Moerover, it was always a pleasure to take an LP out of its record sleeve (especially double-albums with gatefolds – aka Thin Lizzy, UFO, Asia, Rush), wipe any fingermarks and dust off with a lint-free cloth, place it on the turntable and watch the arm move across and the needle slowly lower itself onto the vinyl. And then I would tweak the amp and equaliser accordingly, and sit back and listen to those rich sounds bounce around the room.

Happy days, but the kids of today would find that too much like hard work. Better to listen to an MP3 on a pair of cheap plugs via a tacky phone from the likes of Spotify at some shite bit-rate.

Nominated by: Technocunt

Boris is having lots of problems at the moment with his old pal Cummings turning against him. Not long ago Cummings was the most despised, lying, two faced cunt in the world but now, according to the MSM, he is the fountain of truth and justice. What a transformation!!

However, I note that the Govester is backing the Jellyfish to the hilt and can’t get his tongue far enough up his arse.

If I were Boris i’d be shitting myself to have the slimeball Gove on my side. This cunt would sell his own mother to the A-rabs at a rock bottom price. I’m tempted to compare this piece of shit to Blair but I won’t go that far.

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/michael-gove-boris-johnson-dominic-cummings-prime-minister-simon-case-b931816.html

Nominated by: Freddie the Frog

I’ve just seen an advert on Eurosport for that medical charity (‘text Javid’ or whatever, it’s the doctors without borders cunts).

Now, if people want to donate they should be free to do so, of course.

What got on my tits was the ‘text Javid to send £30’ bit. A bit steep innit bruv? And there was me thinking charities are glad of any donation? Not these cunts it seems.

£30? You’ll get what you’re given you cheeky cunts. Which is fuck all from a tight cunt like me by the way.

Fuck off.

https://donate.doctorswithoutborders.org/onetime.cfm?_ga=2.191684586.1136881811.1620360888-1089616893.1620360888

Nominated by: Cuntybollocks 

For my maiden cunting, I nominate the BBC, propped up by Aidan Turner.
(Welcome aboard the good ship ISAC – NA)

The BBC have had many well-deserved cuntings over the years and will receive many more, I’m certain. One recent ‘story’ on their website caught my attention and seemed to sum up their ‘journalism’, ticking some – but not all – of their favourite woke boxes.

I won’t repeat the whole thing, but it’s to do with Poldark actor, Aidan Turner, being “glad” that his latest brooding shit-fest portrays Leonardo da Vinci as definitely gay, backed up with cast-iron evidence such as: “Some historians have argued he was gay or bisexual”, and by a quote from who else but the Guardian.

By some weird quirk, this was his “motivation for doing so much”. Of course, Elgar couldn’t possibly have composed ‘Jerusalem’ without some quality man-on-man action after work. What a fucking sack of shite.

It’s yet another ‘story’ where the opinions (often the result of leading questions) of luvvies, unqualified schoolchildren, and millionaire footballers are mistaken for absolute truths and they become the news story. Especially where opinions dance to the woke tune the BBC are so keen on performing.

The other kind of story that frequently makes it to the BBC website is to do with (faux) outrage. The pattern is depressingly familiar: Cunt X says something that most people agree with. Cunt Y is offended by what Cunt X said. Cunt Z agrees with Cunt Y that what Cunt X said was racist / homophobic / transphobic (insert the latest phobia here). Cunt X then reflects on what he / her / it said and agrees that it actually doesn’t reflect his / her / its deeply held anti-racist / anti-homophobic / anti-transphobic (insert the latest anti-phobia here) values and is profoundly sorry for any offence caused.

Cunt X, Y and Z are therefore all cunts (but each for different reasons). As though because one person claims to be offended by something, it means we all should be, and moreover that something is therefore wrong. Fuck off.

We all have thousands of emotions every day. I’ve got news for the BBC: this isn’t fucking news. I’m filled with offence, rage, boredom, rage, hubris, rage, misery, rage, joy and rage every fucking day of my life, but that isn’t reported on. All it is, is a way for lazy BBC ‘journalists’ to push a particular cliched agenda and spout their bollocks platitudes, usually around race / sexuality / gender, and gain plaudits from Guardian-reading fuckers.

If you’re interested, the link is here: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-56769845, and you can make your own mind up. #DefundtheBBC.

Nominated by: Cunty McCunt