For my maiden cunting, I nominate the BBC, propped up by Aidan Turner.
(Welcome aboard the good ship ISAC – NA)

The BBC have had many well-deserved cuntings over the years and will receive many more, I’m certain. One recent ‘story’ on their website caught my attention and seemed to sum up their ‘journalism’, ticking some – but not all – of their favourite woke boxes.

I won’t repeat the whole thing, but it’s to do with Poldark actor, Aidan Turner, being “glad” that his latest brooding shit-fest portrays Leonardo da Vinci as definitely gay, backed up with cast-iron evidence such as: “Some historians have argued he was gay or bisexual”, and by a quote from who else but the Guardian.

By some weird quirk, this was his “motivation for doing so much”. Of course, Elgar couldn’t possibly have composed ‘Jerusalem’ without some quality man-on-man action after work. What a fucking sack of shite.

It’s yet another ‘story’ where the opinions (often the result of leading questions) of luvvies, unqualified schoolchildren, and millionaire footballers are mistaken for absolute truths and they become the news story. Especially where opinions dance to the woke tune the BBC are so keen on performing.

The other kind of story that frequently makes it to the BBC website is to do with (faux) outrage. The pattern is depressingly familiar: Cunt X says something that most people agree with. Cunt Y is offended by what Cunt X said. Cunt Z agrees with Cunt Y that what Cunt X said was racist / homophobic / transphobic (insert the latest phobia here). Cunt X then reflects on what he / her / it said and agrees that it actually doesn’t reflect his / her / its deeply held anti-racist / anti-homophobic / anti-transphobic (insert the latest anti-phobia here) values and is profoundly sorry for any offence caused.

Cunt X, Y and Z are therefore all cunts (but each for different reasons). As though because one person claims to be offended by something, it means we all should be, and moreover that something is therefore wrong. Fuck off.

We all have thousands of emotions every day. I’ve got news for the BBC: this isn’t fucking news. I’m filled with offence, rage, boredom, rage, hubris, rage, misery, rage, joy and rage every fucking day of my life, but that isn’t reported on. All it is, is a way for lazy BBC ‘journalists’ to push a particular cliched agenda and spout their bollocks platitudes, usually around race / sexuality / gender, and gain plaudits from Guardian-reading fuckers.

If you’re interested, the link is here: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-56769845, and you can make your own mind up. #DefundtheBBC.

Nominated by: Cunty McCunt

A whoops-duckie-I’ve dropped my lipstick cunting please for this “man” (allegedly) who is a make-up expert, and, along with the BBC, trying to lure young men into their camp world, with master (bation?) classes on the idiot’s lantern:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/bitesize/articles/zybtm39?xtor=CS8-1000-%5BDiscovery_Cards%5D-%5BMulti_Site%5D-%5BSL06%5D-%5BPS_BITESIZE~N~~P_MakeUpCareerAdvice%5D

What do they put in the water down at the BBC these days to encourage so many “hey-look-at-me!” nancy boys to crawl out of their closets?. Take a look at the pansy with green hair, for example – could he possibly be a married builder with three kids from Bermondsey? – no chance – he is just another little pansy from Islington or Manchester who stayed at school till he was 18, went straight to “uni” to study politics and gave up after three weeks because mummy wasn’t there to squeeze his toothpaste for him, and he damaged his nail varnish trying to do it himself.

No young man, other than a devout homosexual could want to enter this world of bumfuckery.

Just wait till Alan Carr is made Director General of the BBC – but God help this country if ever there were a need again for conscription – just imagine these sad cunts mincing into the Queens Own Regiment.

Nominated by: W.C. Boggs

A nomination for Lucy Scott-Moncrief, House of Lords commissioner for standards, who has put Baroness Boothroyd, the former Commons Speaker under investigation for failing to attend a sexual harassment course.

The 91-year-old did not attend a training session because she was recovering from open-heart surgery. But despite informing this Moncrief cunt of her condition, she was told that a formal probe would still be opened into her conduct.

Betty Boothroyd told the standards watchdog: “The reason I have not been able to respond to the requirements is due to the fact that early in March 2020, I was advised by two consultants to leave London and isolate at my home in the country. I had an aorta valve replacement followed by a leak in the mitral valve. The respiratory consultant in particular insisted I stay out of London and in the country.”

Mongcrief asked whether the medical condition meant Lady Boothroyd could not attend the course online. Lady Boothroyd said this was the case, but Mongcrief said she would still be investigated.

I wonder how many innocent young bucks have recently been sexually harassed by this insatiable, voracious 91 year old vamp.

Nominated by: mystic maven

Link and additional commentary provided by: Hard Brexit Cunt

Here’s a link:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9508219/Baroness-Boothroyd-91-investigated-Parliaments-ethics-watchdog.html

Casa de Cunter is a modest house but I think that it is too big.

I have one bedroom that has been used for a few weeks in the last 20 years and another that has been vacant since the little Cunter flew the nest.

That also leaves me with a second, unused bathroom and a dining room that gets used only at Christmas.

Wasted space that Mrs Cunter has to clean when she can be bothered to get off her lazy, but shapely arse. I have found that when not sleeping we spend the vast majority of our time either in the kitchen or near the television in the lounge. I suspect that most people are the same.

I can’t understand the ambition to own a huge house or why some people are attracted to visit National Trust country homes. Is it to wander around the huge rooms stuffed with chairs that have never been sat on and tables that have never been eaten off?

These garish monstrosities have vast libraries of books that have never been read, hundreds of paintings that have never been admired and scores of windows that have never been looked out of.

And there are fucking hundreds of these houses all over Britain. Most of them have been inherited and the new owners can’t afford the upkeep. They cannot afford the small army of cleaners and gardeners required.

Instead of selling the fucking huge house and downsizing to a manageable place, the owners allow the National Trust to step in to maintain the place so that an ever decreasing number of sad dullards can shamble around the place gawping at the extravagance. They then live in part of the house free of charge.

I am all for preserving the history of the UK, but this history is already being preserved by people that can afford the upkeep and maintenance of their own homes.

Those that can’t afford to live where they are should sell up and fuck off.

Nominated by: The Artful Cunter

An emergency cunting please for this cheeky fucker.

I can hear you all say ‘Who?’ Well, that doesn’t surprise me, as the media have barely covered the story. Blink and you’ll miss it sort of thing.

He was a juror at the Chauvin trial. Every potential juror, for obvious reasons, was asked if they had taken part in any BLM/George Floyd protests.

Well this cunt said ‘No’ to this question. Seems he went to a George Floyd/BLM riot (before the trial), I mean protest, wearing a ‘Get off our necks’ T-Shirt.

If this is not a mistrial then I don’t know what is.

What a fucking cunt though. He obviously wanted on that jury with zero fucking intention of listening to evidence. He looks a big fella and I’ll guess he may have been intimidating anyone daring to look at the evidence too.

Lock this cunt up and start a retrial.

I bet they fucking won’t though, the pussies.

https://radaronline.com/p/derek-chauvin-juror-52-brandon-mitchell-blm-mlk-march-photo-george-floyd/

Nominated by: Cuntybollocks