are cunts.
I know this sort of thing has always gone on ( people visiting hospital to have improbable objects removed) , but seemingly more so these days .
The list of items is truly mind boggling – one person had to have a wallpaper scraper removed. I cannot even comprehend how it would get up there, never mind removing it. TV remotes are a favourite as well – maybe those incidents are caused by disagreements about what to watch.
It does make amusing reading but also is an indication of intelligence levels decreasing, people having too much time on their hands , and not being able to deal with the terrible scourge of Boredom in a constructive way. Not to mention the time of hospital staff being wasted.
Someone I know told me that , when he was off sick from work and very bored, he stuck a frozen sausage up his arse. The thing then stuck to his back passage and all he could do was walk round and round his flat, until it had melted a bit and could be pulled out. This took quite a while, he said, and he had not felt inclined to ask anyone for help. I said, I hope you did not put it back in the freezer afterwards.
Nominated by Mary Hinge.
Bearing in mind that there is an infinite array of dildos and vibrators available that are designed to go up fannies and arses, why on earth would anyone put something up there that could seriously damage tender flesh?
Some people’s capacity to accommodate such devices is truly impressive:
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A very good morning to one and all!
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I have a feeling Russell brand, will become a unofficial tester for things up ones arse, over the next few years.
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I’m a bit of an arse man.
I like to see a girl with a shapely arse.
But that’s as far as it goes.
I like to look and maybe cop a handful.
I wouldn’t want to fuck a girl up her pooper.
I imagine that it would hurt and besides that, why would I want to stick my cock into a shit tube?
Any man that likes his arse played with or sticks things up it has caught The Gayness.
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