Idiots in our land of idiocracy are queuing for miles to get their fat fingers on McDonalds junk food and queuing for hours to buy overpriced junk flat pack furniture from Ikea.

Yesterday I read that motorists in a queue for McDonalds wouldn’t get out of the way for an ambulance on an emergency call in case they lost their place in the queue. Just staggering.

Back onto Ikea.. the furniture is shit. Nobody over 30 should own it. Antique furniture is the way forward, well made, environmentally friendly, far cheaper than new and doesn’t fall apart. You can also flog it for more than you bought it for if you’ve bought wisely at auction. Ikea shit ends up on Schpock for a fraction of the cost of buying it.

Idiots in my county are also causing tail backs queuing for coffee. Have these morons never heard of a French Press?

Nominated by Cuntologist

Let’s give a good ISAC welcome please to former Labour MP – another of those with a Fancy Nancy speaking voice, who has this morning decided that schools in his fiefdom ought not to be re-opened due to Covid 19. Of course all these failed Labour politicians enjoy putting the boot in at any suggestion the government makes, but fair do’s Stephen (who likes to be known as Steve as a contraction of the forename gives the illusion of popularity), has obviously thought long and hard about this – or at least in the 16/17 hours before he made his pronouncement on the BBC – yesterday he was engaged in far more importanrt work:

https://www.itv.com/news/granada/2020-06-05/metro-mayors-to-become-djs-for-a-night-to-decide-which-of-their-areas-has-the-better-music/

Why are these vapid cunts paid so much money for doing fuck all? Metropolitan Mayors and PCCs are almost always failed washed up back bench MPs who got kicked out of their constituency, or seeing the writing on the wall, resigned before they were told to fuck off by their constituents.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

Harjit Singh Bariana is a cunt, isn’t he.

An owner of a chip shop and pizza takeaway in Sunderland has been imprisoned for six modern slavery offences. This swarthy rat “targeted white men who were left homeless due to alcoholism and drug addiction.” His victims were five British men and one Dooshka who were forced to live in “horrendous conditions” and work 13-hour days, including cleaning sewage pipes by hand. When he wasn’t beating them, he plied them with booze and leftovers whilst taking their benefit money.

“No one chains a slave without chaining himself” said the horribly ungrateful Mahatma Gandhi. In a way, the treacherous, little cunt was correct, as Bariana was jailed for eight and a half years, though will probably be out in four.

If it’d been a cracker enslaving darkíes and a Dooshka, MSM would’ve been on this more quickly than the Flabbotadaurus on a Nando’s waste bin, yet it’s been largely ignored. It seems ‘people of colour’ enslaving Whitey just doesn’t exist.

Psh.

Nominated by Captain Magnanimous

Marcus Rashford.
Who? I hear me say. Apparently some 20 year old Dark Key footballerist who makes millions of quid by kicking around an inflated sheep’s bladder. However, he’s really really disappointed that HM government have decided not to throw more cash at the feckless underclass in order that they may feed their ill begotten offspring and is being lauded as some kind of hero by the usual suspects, in the same way that that jug eared, shat himself, crisp vendor opined over the same issue.

So, after 20 odd years on this planet he is clearly more knowledgable on economics, politics, the meaning of life etc than the sum total of Human knowledge hitherto known. If you’re that concerned then why don’t you and jug ears throw buckets load of the cash that you’ve acquired under false pretences and nip down to Tesco and alleviate the problem single handedly?

I may even be impressed. In the mean time fuck off back to your rubber tyre and start training for whatever it is you do. BLM? Not this one. Fuck the fuck off.
Cunt.

Nominated by: Kunte Kunty

An ‘I’ve Got Shit In My Eye And Can’t See The Wood For The Trees’ cunting for Jon Lansman, if you please, specifically for this piece:
https://labourlist.org/2020/05/jon-lansman-why-ive-decided-not-to-contest-the-momentum-elections/

Whilst we can happily say Labour fucked itself up the arse by lick-spittling Magic Grandpa’s ego and making him think he was the answer to everything, we have to remember that a credible opposition is vital to maintain checks and balances in parliament. To fail in that respect leads to extremists and dictatorships.

In reading this piece, it’s clear to me that Lansman thinks the lurch to the left with Momentum was a good thing and needs to be maintained and built on. Fuck me, what a deluded cunt! I mean, doesn’t being bent over and truly having the arse torn out of you by the electorate not sink home (even Laura Piddlecock’s well-used ringpiece was literally in tatters on the morning of Dec 13th 2019 …probably.) This lefty, commie bollocks has no place in British politics and if the Labour Party doesn’t grasp that and let the left wing wither and die, then we are royally fucked politically. Tony Blair was a prick of epic proportions, but he made the Tories shit their pants by dragging Labour into the middle ground and surprisingly enough, electable.

Momentum under Lansman have crippled Labour by championing idealism over realism, and the dozy twat wants it to continue. Well done, you stupid cunt.

Nominated by The Stained Gusset