Anthropomorphism

It’s an odd one but i’d like to nominate Anthropomorphism

It’s projecting human emotions and qualities onto animals, and it can result in death.

Examples. Humans smile when they’re happy. Chimps smile when scared or stressed. Wolves bare their teeth when showing aggression and asserting dominance. They all use analogous muscle groups but mean very different things to each species.

I hate these ‘cute’ videos pretending animals have human emotions and can conceptualise the world the same way as humans .It might get fucktards likes on Faecesbook but I find it fucking pathetic.

Animals aren’t your fucking mates, unless they’ve been domesticated for thousands of years. House cats aren’t fully domesticated yet. Tame, but not domesticated. That’s why they go off for days or weeks at a time. Fuck you and your Felix soup sachets, you sad cunt.

If you think you’re friends with a bear, a tiger or a killer whale, you’re a cunt.

If you think leaving your baby with a Malamute or a Mastiff is safe, you’re a cunt.

If you think your 18ft Rock Python is beautiful and would never try to kill and eat you, you’re a cunt.

If you think your Siamese cat can live on a vegan diet, you’re an animal-abusing, thick cunt.

If you feed pills to a Chimp because you think it’s your teenage son, you’re a cunt. If it rips your friend’s face and hands off, gouges their eyes and injures them so badly the fucking hospital staff need counselling, you’re a cunt who should’ve been shot, not the chimp.

Just because some elephants have been known to mourn their dead, they’ll still up-end your little jeep like a Tonka toy, then turn you into something that belongs in a jar with ‘Shippam’s’.on the side.

99.9% of animals are here because they evolved to survive, and over 99% of species that have ever lived are extinct. They’re not cuddly toys, and certainly not be your fucking ‘buddy’.

Nominated by: Cuntamus Prime 

Yorkshire Tea

 

Yep, that’s a real Yorkshire Tea box folded out – admin.

In a shitshow of a social media exchange the other day, where one customer was unfortunate enough to type their thanks that ‘Yorkshire Tea aren’t being political’ during this utter fucking madness sweeping the globe, this previously heralded ‘good old Northern’ beverage staple swiftly made an example of said punter, literally interjecting with “Please don’t buy our tea”.

https://twitter.com/YorkshireTea/status/1270047023669133316?s=20

And further down the thread, PG Tips leap in and side with their supermarket rivals. The message: We Stand Against Racism.

Now, this might sound funny but it really fucking isn’t. Not when you consider what this now everyday occurrence of corporate virtue signalling represents. Let us be clear about what this means.

This isn’t about fucking Twitter.

This isn’t about second rate fucking tea bags.

This IS about the ever-metastasising cancer of social justice – a ‘panderdemic’, if you’ll allow an equivocally apt label for this fucking zeitgeist – riddling its way irreversibly through the heart, guts and collective mind of society.

Whether this was actually a Yorkshire Tea planned response or a lone, reactive upstart managing their social media account, this was nevertheless a typical demonstration of subservience in the face of a modern day McCarthyist witchhunt of anyone who the BLM/white middle class socialist fraudfucks can tenuously associate with historic black oppression. Because in these insane times, not responding with something means you are further to the right than than an SS Officer with bloodlust.

So a bunch of cunts who shovel processed tea into supermarket shelves for t’simpletons will proceed to cure all racism by pandering on social media. Well, let’s all get the fucking bunting out, shall we? Hey, Yorkshire Tea, how about keeping an eye on events closer to home. Perhaps you shower of complete shitcunts should have similarly screeched such platitudes, after it was revealed that hundreds of peacefuls were targeting thousands of mainly white girls for repeated rape, abuse and sexual fucking assault en fucking masse for fucking YEARS. All going on in – of all places – your good old, salt of the Earth, fucking YORKSHIRE.

I swear to fucking Jesus tap dancing Christ, between my personal embargo on all things Chinese and all things woke, I’m going to be living exclusively off bread and dripping in a wooden fucking shack at this rate. Should any unfortunate cunt ever offer me a cup of Yorkshire Tea in future, then I will recreate the Goodfellas scene where Ray Liotta gun-butts his neighbour until his victims head lifelessly rebounds with each sickening thud; except in lieu of a firearm I will settle for a ladle or nearest blunt kitchen utensil.

In the words of Paul Joseph Watson, “Fuck your shit tea”.

Nominated by: The Empire Cunts Back

Law and order

And now we see the result of allowing bullshit and political correctness taking over policing.

Giving the knee. Not targeting known criminals because they is black. Allowing hate speech against whites from all and sundry. Ignoring and playing down criminal activity, cos they is black. Allowing statues to be defaced and destroyed because the heritage doesn’t fit with the agenda of the left. Glossing over grooming, honour killing, slavery, domestic abuse – ‘it’s their culture’ so no problem to the left.

We have had violent conduct 2 nights in a row. Coppers attacked, and you can bet your life they fell over themselves to pander to the animals. This is just the start of the violence and looting.

And the stupid cunts in all the media are too scared to call BLM and Climate cunts for what they are and what their aim is – chaos and the end of civilised policing and conduct.

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Nasty Female Rappers.

Being a curious cracka i decided to investigate who these people are. The Nicky Minajs and Cardi B types who the Mail Online publishes risque pictures of. They’re not all black, so this is not about race. I’ve seen some grotty white girls acting like this.

I think Hip hop is crap as a genre but its even uglier when performed by these nasty bitches, where every lyric is a N***a or a curse, or a reference to genitals or body parts.

I cant stand the ugly attitude they have, either. I’m pretty sure corporations promoting this garbage is contributing to the ever-worsening mental health of girls and young women. Dress, speak and twerk like a whore? Get ready to be treated like one. Porn Hub, or Dignitas, awaits.

Repulsive cunts.

Nominated by: Cuntamus Prime

Fuckwit Labour Party Members

A Hissy Fit cunting for those Labour Party members leaving in droves because Starmer sacked Buckie Wrong-Daily f’t refusin’ t’tek down her Twatter arse-licking of everyone’s favourite communist luvvie & gobshite, Maxine Peake and her inaccurate anti-semitic comments in The Independent.

I’d have more sympathy with the bad losers if they actually admitted that their real reason for jumping ship is that Our Father Who Art On The BackBenches Now was rejected by the working classes when they didn’t buy what he was touting. The PLP has since worked out that having any chance of Labour getting back into power means pulling the party back to the middle ground, which these so-called ‘real’ socialists don’t like.

So out of the cot go the teddies and they foot-stomp their way round the playground, muttering about forming a new Leftie Socialist party which will sweep to power without any doubt whatsoever – oh some even want the double-losing Peoples Assembly champion, Piddlecock as leader of this new crusade.

I, for one, hope to fuck that this happens, because that geordie daft-arse couldn’t lead piss-heads into a bar and it’ll be a good laugh watching the back-biting and self destruction that ensues in a Labour civil war.

FFS! How many times do the lefties have to have their arses handed to them at the polls before they can understand the words ‘unelectable doctrine’. The actual problem is that when these cunts don’t get their own way, the fuckers get out on the streets and start trashing everything, as in the current nonsense under the BLM banner, but it’ll be some other shit-preaching outfit soon.

With Bojo and Priti (the brain says ‘No’, the bollocks say ‘Go’) Patel not stomping all over the fuckers and the rozzers taking a fucking knee to it all, we’re headed for doomsday (or cunesday.)

Nominated by: The Stained Gusset