I’ve just seen a advert for Always Discreet a nappy pad for women who piss their pants.

Now, call me old fashioned but im a firm believer in ‘ladies problem’ being for ladies only, as a bloke I dont want to know, Why tell me you stink of piss?

Why tell me your that bone idle you don’t bother to go the khazi preferring to slash down your legs like a toddler? Its repulsive.

And one of them looks like George Takei from Star trek!!

Do these lazy feckless bints shit themselves too?

Dogs get a bad press for shitting on pavements but I reckon its down to these filthy old twats.

Nominated by: Miserable Northern Cunt 

In this world where we are being convinced we need to consume new electric vehicles to save mankind, I want to cunt air travel. Air travel is mainly used for peoples pleasure, some business etc.

An 150-seat A320 burns 11,608 kg (25,591 lb) of jet fuel over 3,984 km

That is enough fuel to run my my car for 151,000 miles.

Now I know its a fairly efficient way of getting people from A to B but its mostly for pleasure.

Just the fact this happens still makes it a huge problem. Its like saying big ships are efficient. Correct, but the fact we are shipping shite around the world is still fucking ourselves hugely. I believe 16 of the biggest ships cause more pollution than everything else.

Now me getting to work is a necessity, not just for me but for all the free riding cunt curling the spine out of me too.

Why the fuck do I pay for this when I have no interest in it. The fact is the shit that goes on flies in the face of the environmental wokeness we are overwhelmed by.

I say fuck flying, mostly, I would rather earn a crust than visit some shit hole that my country is fast becoming.

Procession into sausage etc.

Nominated by: One hundred percent pure sausage 

This is the Aussie ‘prankster’ (read: unlanced arse-boil on the sphincter of society) that vandalised a Perth train station whist kitted out like Batman villain ‘The Joker’.

He laughed maniacally when arrested, and upon release from court (where it was revealed he had a previous conviction for manslaughter on what passes for his ‘conscience’) danced down some steps, still in costume, like Joaquin Phoenix’s version of the character.

Listen up, Reece, you insufferable walking pile of wank, if you, as an adult, still have a favourite comic book character, you are in the foothills of Mount Cunt.

If you dress up as that character, you are climbing the flanks of Mount Cunt.

If you actually start acting as that character in public, then congratulations, you are standing on the very summit of Mount Cunt.

You cunt.

Nominated by: Chimp Licker 

https://www.9news.com.au/national/joker-reece-sturgeon-perth-accused-graffiti-cctv-camera/501e4cd8-76c9-4b9c-9bfc-4074250204de

A Jolly Hockey sticks cunting please for an overwraught young lady who managed to get on Wireless 4s Any Questions this week. Young Nina wants to be a vet, but I think she would do far better following in one of her illustrious forebears, Robert Mitchum and going into acting, because my good she was good at AmDram:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-53791736

It’s ruined my life! she wailed because her exam results for the exam that never happened were worse than she had hoped for. If you must, you can hear the whole bruhaha on the BBC website (Any Questions 14/15 August). I dread to think of the poor lad she eventually ties down (provided mummy approves no doubt). He will need to know that the sun shines out of Nina’s arsehole.

Following the Saturday transmission at 1400, Any Answers provided a 45 minute home for other disaffected young Nina’s and their equally outraged mothers, They all sound the same – would be upper class prima donnas, outraged, in one case, by the fact that the girl was expecting “three As” and got “three Ds” instead. Has to be a mistake, just like Nina – they are the cleverest tarts on the planet. They already had their application forms in for University Challenge. Two listeners (not me but I was with them 100%) suggested that perhaps they were not quite so clever as they or mummy thought they were. One mum, who sounded as condescending as Anna Soubry (“I’m a businesswoman!”) sounded as if she were going to get apoplexy but that suggestion. Noticeable it was nearly all mothers or daughters on this programme – the odd pussywhipped father or teacher, but mainly wimmin with the Wireless 4 tone of voice.

A load of whinging, self obsessed, self entitled snobs. I hope they lose their appeals and I look forward to Nina getting her wish to work with animals – on the sliced meat counter at Tescos. Cunts.