Baroness Dido Harding

Frankly, it boils my piss to see the number of tossers who repeatedly fall into cess pools full of shit and come up smelling of roses. Such a prime example is Baroness Dildo. Why Dildo ? Because she’s fucking useless.

Now we all know that PHE is totally unfit for purpose so Boris decides to replace it fair enough. But you can call a pile of dog shit a potpourri but it still stinks.

So, having totally fucked up the ‘world beating’ track and trace app, our Dildo get a plum new job heading up yet another quango. Remember this is the woman who presided over the data beach at Talktalk.

This is the woman totally unconnected with ensuring that loads a people were infected at the Cheltenham Festival just happening to be on the board of the racecourse.

And her new appointment and peerage has, of course, absolutely nothing to do with her husband being a Tory MP…

Nominated by: Dioclese 

“I love you! I hate you! I love you!”

I shouldn’t get personal. There’s a neighbour. Every week she’s either shouting on the phone or in person to her boyfriend.

One week it’s “I love you!” The next week it’s “I hate you!” It keeps going and going.

She’s at it now as I type this.

I keep wanting to give her the number to Samaritans and MIND. But at the same time I should keep my distance.

It is upsetting but it is annoying as well.

Nominated by: Spoonington 

The Last Joke of the Proms

Rule Britannia Baiters and Haters

I wondered how long it would be before the call came to ban the singing of Rule Britannia and Land of Hope and Glory at the last night of The Proms. Turns out not very.

The BLM supporters in the media and academia have hijacked the line about slavery because we all know that only black people were ever enslaved of course.

Utter nonsense! Britain was captured by the Romans,  Vikings, Saxons and Normans. Rule Britannia was and is a statement of intent, that we would never again be invaded by a foreign force. In no way is it a celebration of white supremacy as the BLM cohorts claim. All it is really saying is watch out Napoleon, Benito and Adolf – we ain’t no pushover!

Our old friend Kehinde Andrews feels it is shameful that a song depicting slavery should be performed in the 21st century. But then this odious man, professor of black studies at Birmingham City uni versa ee, has a one track mind. Everything is about race to him.

In (historical) fact it’s a good job that Britain did have a strong navy because it was they who enforced the abolition of slavery on the high seas.

Andrews and his ilk are determined to deny us our heritage and replace it soley with black history and our shameful part in it. Nothing but negativity ever emits from this man’s mouth but of course Wireless 4 sucks up to him.

To be honest, I have never been a great fan of flag-waving posh types bellowing it out at the Albert Hall. They seem to be saying “we’re rich you’re not we have all the best jobs and biggest houses haha”.  There is a class element to the proceedings.

But we need to draw the line and say enough is enough, now back off. No more retreating please. We’re British.

Nominated by: Lord Helpuss

Seconded by: Ron Knee

Dalia Stasevska
Who’s this then? Well, Stasevska is a ‘guest conductor’ who will be wielding the baton at the Last Night of the Proms this year. The Ukrainian-born Finn, a vocal supporter of BLM and self-styled promoter of ‘diversity and equality’, told the Daily Telegraph last year that she ‘wants to make sure that we play music that reflects our society’.
So get this. Stasevska is ‘keen’ to ‘modernise’ the programme for the Last Night by ‘reducing its patriotic elements’*. Well there we are folks; a foreign ‘guest’ at the Proms has stuck her fucking ‘woke’ oar into our business, and the cunts at the BBC ‘very much regret any unjustified attacks’ made on Stasevska, when they should have told her to get on with the fucking job or piss off.
What the fucking fuck? Sod off back to where you came from you cunt, and take the BBC management bedwetters with you.

*Translation into English; cut ‘Land of Hope and Glory’ and ‘Rule Britannia’ from the programme.

…and Thirded by Middle England 

Land of Woke and Tory

A rousing last night of the proms cunting for whoever it was who decided to ban “the words” from Rule Britannia and Land of Hope and Glory.

What deluded cunt decided that we the true British want this bullshit thrown at us?

“It’s a nod towards British colonialism” says the BBC. Well I say what is wrong with our history. We basically freed Europe from Nazi tyranny, brought civilisation to the planet and pioneered an industrial revolution. Why are we told to be no longer proud of this heritage?

I makes my piss’s piss boil.

Fuck off BBC and whatever cunt made this ludicrous decision.

 

 

London (3)

London…..( not the whole of it)
London… why don’t you fuck off with your self importance and get a reality check.
It isn’t the late 50’s where you had the cool biker gangs at Hammersmith Bridge.
Or may i add more significance the early 60’s where the youngsters made a new style and indeed a whole new outlook.
The late 1960’s …. Skinheads.
!970’s ..bootboys
1980……take your pick
1990s…….same again but with added positive attitude.
2000…. same as all of the above
2020…………………… sad sad fuckers who haven’t a clue…young or old, your fucked.
No idea for yourself’s herd mentality and you think thats progressive.
What a fucking waste
Shame on who, whatever. Times are going to get rough. Fucksake are you wokests going to regret everything eventually.
Thanks a bunch.

Nominated by: Barney

Paddle Boarders


These are well overdue a cunting and now is the time.

It appears that every cunt and his dog can now be seen at every beach in the UK paddling around on these things with about as much style as a donkey’s dick.

I just don’t get it. Podgy, overweight awkward looking in a wetsuit on these things.

Don’t get me wrong; some people can ride these things with style and grace, but 99% of the cunts on them look exactly like that, cunts.

Stick to the fucking sun lounger and KFC. Or better still stay the fuck at home.

Once Aldi started selling these things, we knew the beaches were fucked.

Nominated by: Cunty mcfuckwit