The XR Rainbow Surfer

Can I have a “I’m here for the trees, the bees, the seas, and the cats” cunting for the “ Rainbow surfer.

No, I’d never heard of this cunt either, but he’s made the news recently at a “ reparation rebellion “ protest.

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2020/09/07/london-police-arrest-extinction-rebellion-leader-rainbow-surfer/amp/

Apparently, XR are joining farces with Black Lies Matter cunts and targeted Lloyd’s in Londonistan, because slavery was apparently “ manufactured and nurtured there.”

He was detained so the rozzers could issue him a fine for breach of COVID legislation related to organising mass gatherings.

He said,” I don’t understand your authority, I’m here for the trees, the bees, the seas, and the cats” . Why he mentions cats I have no idea, but then, he is a man of substantial cuntitude.

He was subsequently arrested for trying to walk away, which he was warned against.
The rozzers lead him away to a van and asked “ what’s your name “ to which this cunt of cunts replied “ you can refer to me as the Rainbow Surfer”.

Not only is he/it a cunt for being part of the Eco fascist XR, but the cunt was wearing a top hat, his face whitewashed, but he was wearing what looked like a fucking dress. Utter, utter cunt.

Nominated by: Cuntington Smythe 

Joe “The Puppet” Biden and Trade Deals (4)

A Stars and Stripes cunting please for the shitstain on the underpants of American politics.

The demented Mr B, who has decided, Obama-like that Britain, with whom they have a “special relationship” will put the UK “at the back of the queue” for a trade deal because the old coffin dodger is upset about Boris’ attitude to the EU:

https://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/1333724/Brexit-EU-row-Joe-Biden-Northern-Ireland-US-UK-trade-talks-latest-news

We can only hope the old cunt’s carer comes and picks him up before November, and what the fuck has our attitude to the EU to do with that old dodderer?

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

Seconded by Smug Cunt

Id like to nominate Trade Deals as a bunch of bollocks, cuntish bullshit.

We have been trading with North America for four hundred years without a trade deal.China trades with the cunting eu worth trillions without one.

Guess what, people trade, its never been easier and governments have fuck all to do with it anymore, unless your a big business (keep everyone out of our market cunts, who make up all the rules) cunt.

I can get something sold and sent to Tasmania within a week by post. I can trade with Vietnam, although you have to fill out a form as they dont like imports from their customers. That took 5 minutes.

Trade deals are just politicians show boating as everyone else just gets on with it. Fuck the eu and fuck trade deals. Stick all your globalist, “international law” up your arse………….(there are so many of them its impossible to make a list)

Jay Blades of the Repair Shop

The Repair Shop is a great programme, and is one of the few I watch on AlBeeba. The quality of the craftmanship is incredible and is of course performed by our non-diiverse citizens, who have years of knowledge and experience to have honed their skills.

Being the virtue signalling cunts they are, the BBC fuck it up by having this grinning floppy present it.

He makes out he is in charge – he greets the punters with their broken kit, and the expert whitey fixes it using whatever unique and high quality skills are required. Said grinning loon then meets the punters and takes the credit for the high quality workmanship, when he does fuckall (I will admit that in one episode he swept the floor, saying “I will make myself useful”. Yeah, that’s about the ceiling of his “skills”. Obviously the woke Al Beeb producer hasn’t let him do that again).

He’s probably a terribly nice chap, but in allowing himself to be the face of diversity whilst contributing the square root of fuck all, Jay Blade you are a cunt. And he wears a fucking silly cap – double cunt.

The BBC are still cunts, but what do you expect…….

Nominated by: Big Al 

Damien Turner – Unemployable nappy wearing waster

A “Oops, I’ve done a whoopsie” cunting for West Virginia native, Damien Turner. Who the fuck is this then and what has he done? Well he is a 29 year old man who has been complaining about being unemployed because of his disgusting habit of wearing adult nappies and acting like ,well, a child. And yes, unsurprisingly there is a community of weirdos who indulge in this fuckwittery, adult baby diaper lover (ABDL) which he shares his lifestyle choice on social media of course.

Turner dribbles, “Diapers are very convenient, comfortable and cute. Its a very nice lifestyle and I wouldn’t do anything else.

Dressing like a baby gives off a very relaxing, calm safe vibe. Its almost as if you were back at preschool without a worry in the world.

Employment is hard. I’m constantly in and out of work. Sometimes my employers find my pictures online or just can’t put up with the fact I’m wearing a diaper and acting childish in the workplace”.

Well for starters Damien, your in the wrong place. Shouldn’t you been at ‘uni’ studying some useless degree in your safe space, plenty of bedwetters there. In the real world why should normal people have to work alongside you while you are there, sitting in your own shit and indulge your fucked up lifestyle choice and undoubted mental health issues?

The West is fucked and like a shitty nappy, needs changing.

Nominated by: Liberal Liquidator 

Politics 101 by Scarlett Johansson (4)

Yeah, she’s at it again. As soon as there is US election in the offing, this woke motormouth with tits pipes up and talks shit.

First it was John Kerry, then it was the Obama cunts, then she was a vile Clinotnite and full of praise for the hated Hilary.

Now? She is spouting off about a campaign called ‘Women For Biden’, focusing on herself of course. Aside from the fact that she is talking self serving bollocks once again, I find it absolutely hilarious that she actually sees herself as some sort of great political mind and social commentator.

She is little more than an American female Lineker. A rich and famous knob who thinks that fame entitles them to say anything they fucking like. However stupid it may be.

Also, the ‘feminist’ angle is a total mockery. For women, eh? Does that include Dylan Farrow? Still sucking up to Woody Allen?

Bollocks! What a thermonuclear cunt

Nominated by: Norman