Greg Clarke has been forced to resign as Football Association chairman because of the words he used to describe coloured footballers to the DCMS select committee.

His words were variously described as ‘outdated’, ‘abhorrent’ and ‘language that does not encourage inclusion’.

So which words did he use? N*****s? B**** B******s?

No, he used the words ‘coloured footballers’.

No doubt the objections came from the same people who demand we now use the word ‘issues’ instead of ‘problems’.

So please tell me which words I have to use in order to save my job.

Oh I forgot, I’m retired. Thank fuck for that.

Nominated by: Allan 

(More here – DA https://www.ibtimes.co.uk/greg-clarke-resigns-fa-chairman-over-racist-remarks-about-black-players-1685800 )

.. and supported by Komodo 

Political football.

I really, really don’t do football, so I’m probably the least likely cunter to react to the frequent outbursts of idiocy emanating from the game. This one hit me between the eyes, though. Greg Clarke, who is a chairman or something, has been shown the red card or expelled or something for stating his opinion.

https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2020/11/10/english-fa-chairman-resigns-after-unacceptable-racism-storm

(At least Al-J isn’t the BBC or the Grauniad. Best I can do, sorry.)

‘Unacceptable racism’ is now defined as
1. Calling black people coloured.
2. Saying South Asians are more interested in IT than football.

Also now lumped in under ‘unacceptable racism’ are
3. Claiming that young girls are put off football because they don’t want to get hurt
4. Claiming homosexuality is a lifestyle choice.

I think that means Clarke has officially ticked all the ‘I’m Offended!’ boxes, millions of wokes are even now in floods of outraged tears, and that yet another poor cunt who said what he thought is destined for the celebrity graveyard.

If Clarke had been Professor of Bame and Woke Studies at Formertech University, then, fine, stating his views would rather have undermined the substance of what he was teaching. He certainly wouldn’t have got the tenure in the first place. But a sporting executive?

“I may not agree with what he’s saying, but I will defend to the death his right to say it.”. And I don’t even like football.

So someone called Lee Cain has resigned from the jellyfish’s (thanks various IsAC contributors) administration.

Who? I hear you ask. Exactly. Some no-neck cunt has decided to spend more time with his family because he’s bored.

Let us not forget Lord Meddlesom and the Sheffield blind cunt who had to resign/were forced out of office for impropriety (i.e.being cunts).

I fucking hate the MSM for it’s doom and gloom/we are right/you are wrong horseshit.

Fuck’em all!

The cunts!

Nominated by: Dark key cunt

….and this from W. C. Boggs

A “do you want a good time, sailor?” red light cunting please for this brainless tart who, by getting old Boris into bed (not a difficult thing for a human with two tits and a cunt to do), and bearing his child (another one of several) has now taken it upon herself to meddle in politics, and has been instrumental in making Boris’ chief of Staff, Lee Cain, a dedicated Brexiteer to resign from his job:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-54907188

This will no doubt come as a duckie piece of news for Kweer and his kweers in shadow cabinet, and Lord Adonis of course.

Time was, when, if you took a mistress, she would be happy to spend your money, drink your booze and wear black crotchless knickers and a sexy suspender belt, now, it seems, they need to have a say in affairs of state.

Drop the old bag Boris, and give us the Brexit wen voted for.

(More news here – DA https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-54907188 )

..and a rather excellent one from El Cunto

Carrie Symonds The Trojan Fuck

The piggy faced “fiancée” of Boris Johnson and mother of his child has moved to undermine Brexit and engineer a sell out to Brussels at the last minute by setting his two Gauleiters Dominic Cummings and Lee Cain at each other’s throats. Johnson has never had any backbone and will pivot between the strongest voices around him, previously the double act of Cummings and Cain. Now they have had the heave ho, he only has the seductive charm of Miss Piggy to guide him and she has sole control of the key to her cunt.

Late one night recently in the bedroom above no 10 (all alleged of course, in case any lawyers are looking in -DA)

Johnson: Whooer gosh gosh (fart) I don’t ‘arf fancy a fuck old girl.

Miss Symonds turns over on her front

Johnson: Want to take it up the arse old girl? That’s usually my position wough wough puff puff

Symonds: If you want me there are consequences lover boy

Johnson: Oh you temptress I shiver with desire to lick your juices while you discipline your worthless slave. Crack your naughty whip around his bollocks. Stuff his mouth with your week old panties. Whoop whoop woo. Faugh faugh faugh. Shower his ugly unworthy face with your hot piss.

Symonds: Not those sort of consequences you wanker – and leave yourself alone. For every concession you make towards the EU you can touch me in ways that I will decide.

Johnson: Cor bloody exciting whoop whoop woo. What if I hide under the carpet when fisheries come up and the froggies get all the rights?

Symonds: You can put your finger up my cunt big boy

Johnson: Forrr worrr! And if I give all of Ireland to the EU? I would have to get stuck in the toilet to pull that one off.

Symonds: Two fingers up sweetie but you’ll have to cut your nails

Johnson: Hoot toot toot! I’ll let every smoggowoggo in the EU in if you’ll go all the way.

Symonds: How quaint you are darling. Come here and give me my kiss

She holds Johnson by the nose and gives him a big blubbery kiss

Symonds: Thank you for joining the Euro Jonny Wonny

Johnson: Eh what? Wha wha. Blimey. I’ve shot me load now. Whoorrr. It’s sticky. Blimey. What if I go the whole hog. Total capitulation, abject humiliation in front of that frog Barnier.

Symonds: You really know how to turn a girl on big boy.

She gets some KY jelly and steroids and rubs them into his flaccid old chap.

Symonds: You do that darling and it’ll be the biggest wank in history.

Yeah, I know. I’ve nominated this utter tool about three or four times already this year. To be honest, I’m actually starting to feel like I’m punching down, but the cunt makes it so easy.

Soooo…what has this distended piss flap done this time? Well, he’s been whinging about how he misses living in England, and announcing his love of trees. Yep.

Well, Lewis, you over sucked cock, I believe it was YOUR decision to quit this green and pleasant land for Switzerland and Monaco, because you didn’t want to pay tax. Nobody forced you to leave, it was entirely down to you. You were free to do that, and you are just as free to return any time you wish. So long as you give HMRC it’s cut, like the rest of us do. As for the trees, well, I’ve been to Switzerland, and they have, like, millions of trees. I haven’t been to Monaco, but I would imagine that they have at least one of the fuckers.

As I said, Lewis, you cum stain on the bed sheet of humanity, you’re free to return to the land of your birth any time you wish. All you have to do is open your wallet. Nobody likes paying tax. But let’s face it, you have a huge surplus of cash. It won’t bankrupt you to shift a few grand the Government’s way. So, quit your bitching, and either move back to Blighty, or shut the fuck up and go find a tree to hug, cunt.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw 

I’m sure this has been properly cunted before, but I’d just like to add my nickel’s worth (sic).

Why in the name of suffering Jesus on the cross being poked with a spear, does anyone in this country, thousands of miles away, have to be told every detail, every nuance and every tedious utterance of this contest for the governance of the world’s largest banana republic? And then endure hours of drivelling slot-filling commentary from the professional commentariat? Why does all news everywhere else have to yield to the fake urgency of this essentially tribal mass shouting match? Isn’t our own bad enough?

Why must there be incessant clips from both the demented egotists in the race, demonstrating their mutual incompatibility even with with the cliche of a pissup in a brewery? These cunts aren’t going to run the country, ffs. The bankers will be doing that, as usual. So you don’t actually need a president with an IQ greater than an amoeba, or one with any knowledge at all of economic or international relations. (Hence Trump, incidentally). JP Morgan and Goldman Sachs will continue bribing, lying, asset stripping, selling worthless derivatives and subverting due process in order to achieve their own preferred outcomes – but so handy to have a Technicolor ™ clown performing in front of the cameras to distract the voter from the uselessness of voting at all.

And our media not only buy that, but pay top dollar for it. A hack in every swing state gibbering to camera on every bulletin, although the result won’t be known for weeks, if at all. It would probably be cheaper to go out and look for real stories – but it would be so much more arduous.

By the time this goes up, it should be known which cunt’s picture will be inescapable for the next four years*, but there will be no relief, because the Yanks love elections so much there will be another bunch in two years.

*Assuming the orange cunt doesn’t declare himself President for Life, of course, Dear Leader and Father of the Ruling Dynasty. A strong possibility.

Nominated by: Komodo 

…and in a roundabout kind of way, here’s one from Norman

Emily Maitils and the BBC are cunts.

That Jimmy Hill in drag cunt, Emily Maitlis was absolutely disgraceful during the US Presidential Election coverage. Blatant and shameless hate and disrespect towards Big Don and an obvious bias and favouritism towards Uncle Joe’s Mintballs and Che Kamala. It certainly wasn’t balanced or impartial news coverage like it’s supposed to be.

And anyone who says Maitlis is ‘sexy’ is a complete cunt. She looks like she has got one of Worzel Gummidge’s spare heads on.

About thirty years ago, Connery made a comment during an interview that he thought it was ok to slap a woman under certain circumstances. From the moment he said it, to the day he died on the 31st October few, if any, people spoke out against it. I think their was outcry at the time, but not a fucking word since. But now that he’s pegged out, they’re all coming out of the woodwork, to denounce him as an evil, white, toxic male.

The latest is Daily Fail columnist Jenni Murray, who says she can’t grieve his passing because of the comments he made several decades ago. Fuck me. If you’re the kind of person who can’t get over a silly comment made so long ago, then it’s YOU who has the problem, not Sean Connery. It’s pathetic. The time to speak was when he was alive, but the man is dead, show some fucking respect.

I have to admit, I wasn’t a fan of his. In fact, he always struck me as a bit of a miserable git. But I watched his movies because, for the most part, they were great, and he was a brilliant actor. I don’t agree with the comment he made, but he was entitled to his opinion. And there was more to him than ONE stupid opinion.

But no, this is current era, where a man can literally be accused of rape, just for farting in front of a woman. They didn’t even have the decency to wait until after the funeral, it literally took a couple of hours before the shit slinging started. They couldn’t even wait until he’d gone cold. It’s cowardly and immature. People like this, are cunts.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw