The Open Labour Group. And Lisa Nandy.

The OLG recently released a “report” (fantasy story) in which it was suggested that the British Army be replaced with a “gender balanced, Human Security Corps”. This Corps, rather than defending the nation would “dampen down violence rather intervene on one side or the other”.

Fuck. Me. Backwards. These people, Nandy including, have the IQ of a pull along duck on wheels.

Chamberlain tried to “dampen down violence” back in 1939, look how that turned out. Tens of millions dead and a large part of the world, including Britain, reduced to ruins. THAT is what wokery does. Can you imagine these fuckers trying to take on the Taliban? They would literally be sent back in pieces.

You’d think with her form, Nandy would have learned to keep her mouth shut. Just a couple of months ago, she was taking fire for criticising Johnson after he slammed the scum who defaced Churchill’s statue. And that’s not even the first time this cretin, who looks like she puts her makeup on with a paint brush, has drawn attention for her dipshit views. The Abbottapotomus must be getting worried, her crown as the dumbest politician in the UK has some real competition.

Put 100 of these “Human Security Corps” muppets up against 10 squaddies, and the squaddies would massacre them. They wouldn’t even need weapons. They could batter them to death with pillows. And this is yet another reason I despise the Leftwaffe. They have the combined IQ of a donkey’s fart.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/1388273/labour-news-lisa-nandy-latest-army-security-force-woke-winston-churchill-statue-boris-john

This if fucking poetry. According to the Guido Fawkes site, 31 officers from Bethnal Green police station are facing Kung Flu fines of up to £200 each, for having brought a hairdresser into their station to cut their hair. This is currently under investigation because it happened two weeks ago. I wonder how many of those plods have given out fines to those breaching the rules over the past fortnight? All of them I’ll bet.

I hate hypocrisy. I hate a lot of things, but hypocrisy is in the top ten. Here’s what local policing commander Detective Chief Superintendent Marcus Barnett said:

“It is deeply disappointing and frustrating that my officers have fallen short of the expectation to uphold Covid-19 regulations. Although officers donated money to charity as part of the haircut, this does not excuse them from what was a very poor decision. I expect a lot more of them. It is right therefore, officers should each face a £200 fine, as well as misconduct action for those two who organised this event. Quite rightly, the public expect police to be role models in following the regulations which are designed to prevent the spread of this deadly virus. I hope this action proves that police are not immune to enforcement of the rules, and we are prepared as an organisation to take action if we see officers have behaved irresponsibly.”

This should not have happened in the first place. Hairdressers have been closed for months, and many people have been forced to turn to DIY haircutting, or just letting it grow. Given that a lot of cops look like they’ve been dragged through a rubbish tip these days, most of us wouldn’t notice anyway.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/bethnal-green-police-station-lockdown-fine-haircuts-b901216.html

The senior officers of REME, the Royal Electrical and Mechanical Engineers.

It seems that the junior rank of craftsman maybe somewhat problematic for these poor snowflakes, because it features the word “man”. Apparently, this is too gender specific and non-inclusive to females and, presumably, those who identify as female. These senior officers have started a consultation among members of the 7,500 strong Corps about possible alternatives. Already suggested have been, private, technician, engineering technician and artisan and technician.

First of all, you’re asking squaddies for suggestions as to what the rank should be renamed? Seriously? Have you ever actually met a squaddie? I want to see the suggestions that come back, they will be epic. Second, and this has been pointed out by other former military personnel, if it must be changed, why not follow the RAF’s example? They now aircraftmen and aircraftwomen. Simple. No fuss, no worries. Craftsman, craftswoman. Only the MOST woke would complain about that. And it works for other Corps and Regiments that also use a rank with the word “man” in it, such as rifleman or guardsman.

When the Corps was formed in 1942, Montgomery said that it would ‘keep the punch in the Army’s fist’. Their job is to ensure that the combat arms can do their job properly, not fucking fret over whether some lumpy jumper female will take offence at being called a craftsman. Senior officers seem to have forgotten that. Changes will coming to the Army over the next few years, some of them will be for the better. But a lot of them will leave those of us who served wondering why the fuck we bothered.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/13824358/soldiers-reme-artisans-plans-for-non-gender-ranks/

We are a racist country struggling with the burden of guilt from Empire and slavery.
Our founding entrepreneurs were vile slave owners and supremacists, and any evidence or celebration of their existence should be trashed.
We are Islamophobic, homophobic, transphobic. And a few other phobics not yet invented.
The government is a fascist dictatorship controlling us by lying about over-subscribed hospitals. This same government is starving children.
We have left the EU, against the will of those that know better.
The weather is shit.

The paradox is:
Why do half the world’s savages risk life and limb to get here?
Why havent the assortment of freaks and misfits who make up the LBQTVFGGTH community fucked off to more tolerant pastures?
Why are we infested with peacefuls who suffer our bigotry?
Why hasnt Gina Miller fucked off back to Guyana or at least Paris?
Why is Blair given regular opportunities to air his wisdom?

A paradox indeed.

Nominated by: Cunstable Cuntbubble 

(Old Joe probably wishing it was a pair of girl’s knickers he was strapping on! – DA)

Sleepy Joe Biden is a weird, lefty, hypocritical cunt.

That was after signing an executive order mandate in face coverings worn on all federal property sleepy Joe is not wearing a mask at his inauguration party.

The White House”s/Bidens new press secretary and ex-character from the Muppet show stated when asked about the incident….

Jen Psaki replied that he was “celebrating an evening of a historic day” and that there are “bigger issues to worry about at this moment in time”.

Yep, once again another prime example of the hypocritical woke Left’s mantra, Do as I say, not as I do!

Fuck off!

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-us-canada-55761046

Nominated by: Coolforcunts 

…and speaking of the “Sniffer”, here’s one from Quick Draw McGraw

There’s a great anecdote from his inauguration. Presidents have, for a while, worn earpieces into which a member of staff will prompt them to do certain things regarding etiquette. At certain times, it’s customary for the President to salute the Marine guard, like when getting on or off Marine One, the Presidential helicopter.

While walking toward the White House’s Presidential quarters, Biden encountered a row of Marines stood to attention in their dress Blues. “Salute the marines”, the prompter said in his earpiece, which was an instruction to raise his right hand and salute them. That was too simple for sleepy Joe. Instead, he exclaimed: “SALUTE THE MARINES”.

The next couple of years are going to be a nightmare of wokery, but there will also be much hilarity to be had from this utter dipshit.

…and here’s one from Cunstable Cuntbubble 

Joe Biden, the wooden horse of the woke, the precursor of extreme liberalism.

He has signed an executive order giving free reign to misfits and weirdos to claim whatever sex takes their fancy. Executive order, as dictated to him by extremists in his party. No debate.
This denies both biological fact and women’s rights. A degenerate can now claim to be whatever sex it wants and join the forces, use women’s facilities and as Martina Natratllova has pointed out (subject to the usual abuse and death threats) compete in women’s sports.
Expect Eddy Izzard to be competing in the next US Open.

This nonsense goes way beyond anything Trump could be accused of. God help America. This is just the start.

https://thestreetjournal.org/2021/01/joe-biden-signs-transgender-executive-bill/