This if fucking poetry. According to the Guido Fawkes site, 31 officers from Bethnal Green police station are facing Kung Flu fines of up to £200 each, for having brought a hairdresser into their station to cut their hair. This is currently under investigation because it happened two weeks ago. I wonder how many of those plods have given out fines to those breaching the rules over the past fortnight? All of them I’ll bet.
I hate hypocrisy. I hate a lot of things, but hypocrisy is in the top ten. Here’s what local policing commander Detective Chief Superintendent Marcus Barnett said:
“It is deeply disappointing and frustrating that my officers have fallen short of the expectation to uphold Covid-19 regulations. Although officers donated money to charity as part of the haircut, this does not excuse them from what was a very poor decision. I expect a lot more of them. It is right therefore, officers should each face a £200 fine, as well as misconduct action for those two who organised this event. Quite rightly, the public expect police to be role models in following the regulations which are designed to prevent the spread of this deadly virus. I hope this action proves that police are not immune to enforcement of the rules, and we are prepared as an organisation to take action if we see officers have behaved irresponsibly.”
This should not have happened in the first place. Hairdressers have been closed for months, and many people have been forced to turn to DIY haircutting, or just letting it grow. Given that a lot of cops look like they’ve been dragged through a rubbish tip these days, most of us wouldn’t notice anyway.
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Shampoo and set for 30 perm for sarge.
Oh you naughty little plods,
More a blowwave than a crime wave in Bethnall green.
The twins would of approved.
Pomade for Ronnie please.
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Why haven’t the pair who organised this poofery been fined £10,000 like the public have?
If they’re going to indulge in group activities might I suggest WeightWatchers, the porcine lardy arse cunts.
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Arrogant,stupid and selfish.
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Do as I say not as I do.
Ten thousand pounds fine for the cunts.
Go Fund Me.
Then Fuck Off.
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You said Police
That’s good enough for a cunting the Nassssszi way they’ve been acting these past 10 months.
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It will all be hushed up and plod will pay nothing. Even if they did pay they would just put in a few overtime forms and hey presto money recouped.
Tossers.
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I would imagine that if there were any non white officers involved, the threat of action may dissipate somewhat. So wait for a distant brushing sound as this one gets swept under the carpet. And you can bet your arse the stylist will feel the full force of the law to compensate.
I wonder if this is the same stylist who’s doing all the premiership footballers barnets!
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Haven’t had a haircut for years, daughter shaves my head. So why couldn’t these cunts shave each others heads? The style would suit them. Fucking snowing cunts at the BBC said we would never see again.
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Cressida Dick of Cock Green’s minge must look like the afro of 1970’s New York pimp by now.
Can Creampuff’s and CC’s horn-o-metre register negative?
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Coppers used to just have a sensible short back n sides,
Now that’s just the wpo’s.
Cressida likes a short back n sides, and likes a shaven haddock to sink her face into.
Male coppers probably prefer a ponytail or bubble perm nowadays.
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Very true Miserable, the custody sergeant probably wanted a vajazzle and a crack wax too.
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I wonder what Cressidas relationship with her parents is like. With a name like that they obviously wanted an attractive child…
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The ‘don’t do as I do…’ approach is part of the programme to humiliate the general public and teach them their place in the new order – firmly under the jackboot. Make no mistake our noses are being firmly rubbed in the shit. The whole world is going to cunt.
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PS I remember Bethnal Green as a great place to go for a drink on a Friday night. Mind you, that was forty years ago!
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The most high profile breaking of rules was by Dominic Cummings.
He wasn’t fined so as far as I am concerned with regard to fines, all bets are off….
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He wasn’t fined because the investigation by the plod decided he hadn’t broken the law, he may have acted in a way that broke the ‘spirit of the law’ but when we have the stupid tier system I broke the law when I went to my local Tesco because I was just on the wrong side of the ‘border’
These coppers must have known that what they were doing wasn’t right because they are enforcing the rules, dumb fuckers 😂
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They may well be enforcing the ‘rules’ but it’s clear from reports from around the country that not only do a lot of them not have a clue what the ‘rules’ are, they are unaware of the difference between ‘rules’ and ‘recommendations’. ‘Shouldn’t’ is not the same as ‘can’t’.
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SOI@ – rules, advice, regulations and guidelines are not laws and the police have no legal power or remit to enforce them.
They can only enforce laws, and when Sir Robert Peel created the police he added one very important caveat which is still in statute today – the police do their job with, by and of the consent of the people – not the State, not the Crown and not the Government – this was to stop rogue leaders using the police as their private army of thugs and fine collectors.
We now have exactly this situation, and serving police officers setting up private companies to illegally harass members of the public to pay fines which were illegally issued. Anyone seen the recent film of the innocent cafe worker smashed in the face by a GMP police “officer”? They tried to shut the cafe down, the crowd inside and the owner said they would not accept this, the bullies did one, got the guy outside alone on a pretext and then beat fuck out of him (all filmed from beginning to end) and have had the utter fucking audacity to charge HIM with assaulting a police officer!
Far too many of our police are a disgrace to the uniform, the office they serve and the Country.
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Exactly. Filthy chavs. I’m surprised private investigation groups haven’t appeared.
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@Vernon, I have no great knowledge of the law but as far as I can see the restrictions are enforceable.
https://www.legislation.gov.uk/uksi/2020/1374/regulation/9
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Quite right, Vernon. The police are fat, stupid and lazy cunts. The attack on the cafe owner was a total disgrace. Of course, nothing will happen to them. They have the complete backing of our vile political masters.
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I wonder who “whistleblow”-a colleague, the hairdresser, who??
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The bloke who did the facials?
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MNC@ – “Officer Bukake”? 😃
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Another group of people who ignore lockdown for haircuts are professional footballers.
Many are so elaborate that the cunts couldn’t possibly do it themselves.
That posing cunt Pogba (beat you to it Norm) looks as though he spends a full day at the hairdressers.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-9231869/How-footballers-stylish-haircuts-lockdown.html
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Just looked at the link.
Never seen such an ugly bunch of bastards. Filthy overpaid cuntz.
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Hairdressers?
Not a barber then? What a bunch of woofters. That’s why police cars go ‘Wooooooh wooooooh!”
Bloody benders.
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£200 , I saw some people fined thousands for a gathering of way less than 30 people like in this story.
What an absolute shower of cunts and they wonder why people fucking hate them
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They get paid regardless. I’m just wondering, do police officers have friends outside of their work groups, or do people consciously avoid them like the plague?
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Hypocritical cunts one and all.
Useless fuckers couldn’t even organise a shag fest in a Portsmouth brothel for a bunch of drunk sailors on shore leave.
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A fucking shower. I bet they all have degrees in theatre studies.
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Your average coppers aren’t exactly renowned for their intelligence. I’ve known half a dozen blokes who went on to join the police force and there weren’t any intellectuals among them.
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