The Open Labour Group.

The Open Labour Group. And Lisa Nandy.

The OLG recently released a “report” (fantasy story) in which it was suggested that the British Army be replaced with a “gender balanced, Human Security Corps”. This Corps, rather than defending the nation would “dampen down violence rather intervene on one side or the other”.

Fuck. Me. Backwards. These people, Nandy including, have the IQ of a pull along duck on wheels.

Chamberlain tried to “dampen down violence” back in 1939, look how that turned out. Tens of millions dead and a large part of the world, including Britain, reduced to ruins. THAT is what wokery does. Can you imagine these fuckers trying to take on the Taliban? They would literally be sent back in pieces.

You’d think with her form, Nandy would have learned to keep her mouth shut. Just a couple of months ago, she was taking fire for criticising Johnson after he slammed the scum who defaced Churchill’s statue. And that’s not even the first time this cretin, who looks like she puts her makeup on with a paint brush, has drawn attention for her dipshit views. The Abbottapotomus must be getting worried, her crown as the dumbest politician in the UK has some real competition.

Put 100 of these “Human Security Corps” muppets up against 10 squaddies, and the squaddies would massacre them. They wouldn’t even need weapons. They could batter them to death with pillows. And this is yet another reason I despise the Leftwaffe. They have the combined IQ of a donkey’s fart.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/1388273/labour-news-lisa-nandy-latest-army-security-force-woke-winston-churchill-statue-boris-john

38 thoughts on “The Open Labour Group.

    • The British army was the greatest fighting force in the world at one point.
      Our chinless politicians have starved it of funding for years,
      Prosecuted its own for acting on orders to appease the left,
      Now its going to be the chorus line from the ladyboys of Bangkok?
      What a fuckin joke.
      Our biggest enemy sits in Westminster.
      Needs cleaning out.

  1. How an elected Member of Parliament can come out with something so epically stupid and infantile about our Armed Forces and the future our national defence defies all reasonable logic.

    The whole Labour Party needs disbanding and putting out to pasture ASAP.

    • Disbanding or dismembering?
      Either sounds good but the latter would make brilliant TV…

  2. There is only one thing Lisa Nandy should use her gob for. Get your laughing tackle around this love.

  3. This country needs to double the armed forces, triple the police force and stop taking shit for the woke wank left.
    Stop paying money out to the bone idle and use the money to fund the above.

    The Labour Party need to be a party of the working class not a some liberal utopia, talk about lunatics taking over the asylum.

  4. Labour is not a credible alternative to the Tories – it is a party of wokers and jokers.

    I always get the impression that Nandy carefully tells the commonsense person what she believes they want to hear in interviews, whilst she doesn’t believe a word of what is lisping from her pie hole. The inner woke nutjob is always struggling furiously to get out.

    Nandy should give it all up tomorrow and take up oiling her bare norks on Xhamster. She would certainly attract my attention.

    And this Jermain Jackman. Has he given up on music now? But *Lets Get Serious, this collective of dorks is going nowhere fast.

    * Do you like what I did there?

  5. Fucking lunatics. Now pressing for commie snake John McDonald to replace Keir Twanky.
    Burn them.

  6. This is the inevitable consequence of a new state education and complete lack of experience of the real world. Fucktardary of potentially disastrous proportions. Yhe useless cunts should be sent off to play with ISIS and see how the world looks after being nailed to a cross. Cunts.

  7. An army of the woke. Based on the premise that Isis, Taliban, CCP, Putin, Iran etc etc are misunderstood because of white imperialism. This is an extension of Steptoe’s policy of sitting down with, and placing wreaths on the graves of murderers.

    Now Abdul, why did you shoot that little girl in the head?

    She was going to school.

    I see, imperialists are imposing their values on you, never mind. Have some aid.

  8. They will be unelectable if not already. They really are fucking losing it. But labour always hated the armed forces . If it wasn’t Michael Foot and his CND links it’s crap like this.
    All wrapped up in their hatred for Britain and their attempt to destroy any support for British identity. They would hand us back to Brussels in a heartbeat and reduce us to a borderless defenceless province of the quasi German empire.
    Fucking arse holes.

  9. Disbanding or dismembering?
    Either sounds good but the latter would make brilliant TV…

  10. Defund the police, and more or less dilute the armed forces while you’re at it!

    Next it will be get rid of MI5/MI6, Scotland Yard, GCHQ… just in case they cause offence.

    Turn Britain into a gutless happy-clappy, soft as shite country, where the power of “forgiveness, understanding and apologies” are the new doctrine should ever Labour end up with the keys to No 10!

    Would love to hear what old Nandy would say if her house was being burgled and ransacked by some rather irate “migrants without documentation” tooled up with knives, scimitars, and axes while she slept soundly in her pit!

    But even if she survived she’d still blame it on the usual suspects blah blah

  11. To compare Nandy’s intelligence with a duck on wheels is highly offensive. You should apologise to all skateboarding canards immediately.

  12. I remember see Bill Bailey live a few years ago and he said that Jeremy Corbyn’s defence policy was to get rid of the armed forces and replace them with a small wicker fence. Looks as though nothing has changed.

  13. The British Army is already a “gender balanced human security force”.Thats why white working class young men dont want to join. The Royal Navy is an illegal migrant ferry service. Girls in infantry that would have no chance stoving the head in of the enemy with ann entrenching tool shows the Army will never win another conflict.

  14. Thanks QDM The monitors had a coffee facial. Pull along duck, class. CuntyMorts suggestion for the Liebor partei stand them all on the beach use a 40mm Bofors gun, job done. Oh any previous labour leaders should be stood in line too. Lisa might be let off if she appears on pornhub oiling her norks up. Good suggestion Mr Maskinback.

  15. The naivety of these fuckwits is impressive. No wonder Russia, China and anyone else with decently funded armed forces is literally pissing their pants laughing. Without our small nuclear ensemble we would not even get a backward wave from the yellow peril or the red hordes. We have few if any inshore patrol vessels, only large nuke subs, destroyers that till massive alterations are carried out break down in warm seas, loads of gear that is reaching well beyond its life. Top it off with totally cuntish ability by all governments to pursue beyond reason any member of the armed forces who may or may not have done something fucking years ago whilst in the middle of a firefight. We are run by cunts who are run by bigger cunts. Why has bonking Boris not got rid of the human rights act? Or the fucking equality act. He is as bad as the fucking rest.

  16. The days of Sgt Major Williams (Windsor Davies) are long gone I’m afraid. And more’s the pity. Nothing else to say really, it is so sad.

  17. Said it before, will say it again :- today the Labour party is not relevant for 21st century Britain. Simple out of date run by bonehead millionaire pretend socialists who do not connect with the working class totally pointless for todays society .

  18. They are clueless.If they squeeze back into power we will have no army at all.First sign of a war and we are up shit creek.To the tower

  19. Quickdraw, you are tge Angry Bootneck or a subscriber.

    ‘Fuck. Me. Backwards. These people, Nandy including, have the IQ of a pull along duck on wheels.’

    Still, you are dead right and Nandy is an utter friuitloop (a bit like the rest of her party).

    I think it’s about time Labour, the Lib Dems and Greens stopped being shy and got into bed together. The could call the new entity the Party of Woke Remainer Cunts. They’d still lose to Bumblefuck Johnson, especially if the vaccine programme gets us out for the summer.

    It would be quite a big coup.

  20. Lisa Nandy is a misandrist Lesbot who needs curing via a fire extinguisher to her face at least 20 times.

  21. Labour are just a small but loud protest group. Anyone remember ‘ Millie Tant ‘ from Viz ? These cunts have taken it as a Manifesto rather than humour.

    I am told by ex-military peeps that the MOD actually put carbon emissions above capability when selecting very expensive kit that doesn’t work. our £1bn type 45s that don’t like warm water for example – FFS

  22. Sad tht the MoD are recruiting from the wokerati. Can’t they just get those psychos who expose the good honest British Tommy to nerve agents in Wiltshire?

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