Pooch Perfect is a new dog grooming reality competition show on BBC One where professional dog stylists compete in themed challenges. It has come under fire recently for “degrading” the dogs by painting their claws and giving them a ‘pawdicure’ with red nail polish and glitter and dyeing their fur into bright colours.

Dogs are not toys or accessories to be dressed up and degraded on the whims of their stupid vacuous cunt owners. The contestants and judges seemed to be made up of trendy beard, tattooed , pierced mincing hipsters and the sort of mental bints obsessed by social media and who gives the dogs their own Twitter accounts and Instagram their every arse sniff.

I would invite them to try and give my German Shepherd a makeover and guarantee she would be shitting out top knots and nose rings the next day.

Release the Hounds!

Nominated by: Liberal Liquidator 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-9201451/Not-Pooch-Perfect-BBC-condemned-poodles-fur-dyed.html

In the land of until awoken by me mobile at 2.30am.
“Hallo mate. Can you come and get me. They’ve kicked me out”
“( Most expletives deleted) Fuck me where are you? You didn’t go off on one? (He has a very short fuse). Nah nah. They give me three different scans all shit so nothing new there then the consultant tells me I need an operation (I know that) and they should admit me but due to so many Covid cases in the hospital it was not safe for me. If I caught anything It would definitely kill me.

I am standing in the car park outside A&E, they won’t have me in the hospital for my own safety and it’s started to rain.”

” Nice to have a consultant with a good bedside manner. Bugger me If I can manage to run the wipers in the dark I’ll get down there. What are the going to do for you?”
“They’ll send me a letter”

So I tanked up on Red Bull (on top of me medication) and motored on down. Picked him up sheltering in a bike shed next to A&E. Massive queue at A&E now standing in the rain. Nothing more conducive than a flood lit hospital car park in the rain at 3am. Which way to the gas chambers?

On the way back hit a massive pot hole hidden by the rain and the useless angle of view of such a low motor. Massive jolt up me arse and across me lungs and kidneys. Felt like an Iron Mike special (actually a very nice man out off the ring, mostly. Held back the pain to get us back and then literally fell out of the car hardly able to breath.

Crawled back home, more single malt and so to bed. Call to Quack Emergency Line, long wait, refused to speak to call handlers and nurses (just take an aspirin) and insisted on a Quack I actually knew. Eventually got a call back – could be lungs bouncing of me ribs or damage to liver or kidneys or a touch of the Princess Di’s with heart jolted out of place.

“Any black in your poo? What colour is your urine? Any blood in your snot or spit.? You need to have a scan but I would not recommend one with so much Covid in the hospital at the moment. We’ll send you letter.”
“Should I take some aspirin?”
“Don’t make me laugh”
“Only joking. Happy days”
“Wait for your letter”

Me Quack is an old cunt I have known for years and past retirement but continuing to work until he can come up with a dodge to prevent a large chunk of his massive pension being trousered by HMG. Really knows his stuff.

Will update if I live to tell. Oh yes found a lovely fracture dent in the alloy and a fucked side wall. Seriously expensive and he wants me as a witness.

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke

I’d like to nominate the Reverend Jarel Robinson-Brown. What a complete and massive c**t (and his boss, the Bishop of London is just as big a c.**t- if not bigger). Yet another WOKE-BAME leftist t**t obsessed with the fantasy of a world-wide white patriarchal conspiracy to oppress ‘people of color’ (American spelling used deliberately).

Mind-you, if the likes of the ‘Reverend’ keep going on with shit like this, perhaps it would be a good idea. I’d like to see how the likes of ‘Rev JRB’ and his peers would-have ended-up by now if people like Captain Tom hadn’t given Nazi Germany a good-old bloody f…..g nose all those years ago…

Nominated by: KingofFlannel 

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/13945503/clergyyman-captain-tom-honours-system-black-mp/

Nazis are cunts. Goes without saying.

Funnily enough they were defeated utterly in 1945 and the the British Army on the Rhine stood there for 40 years to make sure they never came back.

Guess what, apparently that didn’t work.. Now they are everywhere for some reason.

So if you like freedom of speech, a free exchange of ideas and thought and you think men are not women you’re a Nazi. Who knew this was what the Nazis were all about.

Maybe we should have not bothered with all the blood and treasure.

Nominated by: Smug cunt 

Back in 1970 I worked for the BBC for several months. My immediate manager addressed me by my christian name and I was expected to address him as “Sir”. I was informed that the shortfall in the BBC’s income relative to it’s expenditure was nothing to be concerned about. I was also told not to expect to be sent on OBs (outside broadcasts) if I did not dress smartly.

In 2019 I worked in Broadcasting House for a short period as a contractor. I only saw one person in the building who wore a tie and he was NOT the DG. I saw managers who wore their hair in a bun, had beards of which the average vagrant would be ashamed and turned up in jeans with the knees torn out. Many of the windows sported large semi-circles consisting of the colours of the spectrum which I understand to be a symbol used by propagators of equality for homosexuals.

Further thoughts; guess the point I am making is the way the BBC changed from “auntie BBC” which I think most people would have regarded as being a right wing institution into a far left PC brigade. Certainly not a change for the better I think most people would agree.

Nominated by Arfur Brain

(Ordinarily, a nom about the BBC would be moved to the dedicated BBC link here. But this an exception as it’s from someone who has actually worked for these cunts – DA)