Kier Starmer – Rebel Without a Clue.

During an interview with LBC Radio on Monday we learned that the Labour Party leader was a “bit of a lad” at school and a “live wire” who once got detention for fighting according to old school chum Conservative peer, Lord Cooper.

When asked who he was fighting Starmer responded: “I can’t remember but we were always around the back of the sheds. There were bits and bobs going on”.

MSN Link.

Not exactly Harry Flashman is it? (Harry Flashman Link – NA)

First Mavis running through a field of corn and now this bellend. Our political leaders can’t even embellish a believable bullshit story. I’m sure a teenage Kier was just as cuntish and punchable as he is today, although more of a “live wire” than the personality free cunt we all know. If I could time travel I might go back and get a few sneaky jabs in myself.

*The Worcestershire Warrior has been contacted for comment.

Nominated by: Liberal Liquidator

‘An absolute disgrace!’

‘The scenes were ‘not good enough’.

Balls to that. It’s great to see a good old fashioned brawl. I bet the ‘crowd’ fucking loved it. I thought the Scrappy Doo figure who threw the punch to start it all didn’t throw his punch properly.

That was a let down, lads.

Next time, take some chairs and tables to break over each others heads.

And if they go down, make sure you jump on their heads.

Can’t be too careful nowadays.

https://www.bbc.com/news/av/uk-wales-63370566

The Sun Link.(Extra time link nodded in by Night Admin – NA)

Nominated by: Cuntybollocks

A bit previous I know. But as Johnson leaves the race, our wonderful BBC has wet themselves at the almost certain victory of the Dark Skinned one.
Now this is not the main target of my cunting, but this is. The Black and Brown drift to Rishi was almost instantaneous upon Boris backing off. What we have is a ring of itinerants licking the ringpiece of the supposed winner , and jockeying for a cabinet place. Patel, Zahawi and Braverman all solidly in the Rishi camp.

As the Keys to Downing St are simply a stonesthrow from the intended Curry Palace of Westminster.

Never mind , as we all know, Rishi used to serve in a Curry House, and wash the Dishes.

So my cunting is to the arseholes of the drift to the Billionaires ringpiece. May they suffer the shit of a thousand camels

Nominated by: Ferrars Hall

A cunting for the snowflake cunts who think up shit like this, with kids behaving like cunts all the time safe in the knowledge their parents, teachers, police can do fuck all to discipline them, the silly bitch next door to me used the sit on the naughty step and think about what you have done technique.

Has it work nooooooooooo did it fuck, now they have a 14 year old cunt who needs a good birching.

Now beating kids is wrong (Says who? – NA), but there has to be some way to discipline these kids, with no discipline they are going to have a rude awakening when they get their arse handed to them as adults by the first cunt they upset.

This is why a lot of kids are utter cunts…

The Times Link.

Nominated by: Fuglyucker

(The “trick” is that they’re all geezers in the header pic – Day Admin)

This linked video is from the news of teachers in Scream masks terrifying babies at a playgroup.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkLY4TkAzzM

Now I’m well known for being a disliker of all children but for fucks sake this turned my guts over. Their excuse was IT’S ONLY HALLOWEEN FUN. Thankfully these cunts have been arrested now before the parents could kill them.

I grew up in 1950’s Kent and Halloween didn’t exist in England. It’s imported American shit.

First I even heard of it was when one of my kids came home from school in the 90s and asked if they could go trick or treating.

“What the hell is that?” I asked, as you do.

“I have to have a fancy dress costume”

“OK, what else?”

“I have to go out tonight when it’s dark with my mates”

“OK, why?”

“We have to knock on a stranger’s door & ask them for sweets and if they don’t give us any we have to throw an egg at them”

“Ask your Father”

“Already did, he said a rude word”

“Well that’s your answer then.”

How is it ever OK to wrap kids in black bin bags and let them knock on some dirty old cunts door in the dark and take sweets from a stranger!
Halloween can get to fuck.

Nominated by: Markle is a whore

Seconded by: Norman

Halloween…. A right load of cunt.

When I was a lad, Halloween was seen as a wee bit of fun. A bit of dressing up and some games at school. A fun, but minor event. Now? It’s even bigger than Easter here in Britain. And, of course, modern parents and chavs absolutely lap it up. The way these cunts decorate their entire houses – inside and out – is ridiculous. Halloween lights?! For fucks sake. But there they are. And the vogue for slasher clowns and loads of blood is also rather disturbing. When I was a kid, it was witches and skeletons and the odd Bat. Now, its kids dressing as Ted Bundy or having fake blood all over them. Totally vulgar schlock.

What the fuck do killer clowns and serial killers have to do with All Hallows Eve? Again, it shows the ignorance of modern cunts and yet more American vulgarity that has infiltrated Britain (don’t get me started on school fucking proms!). it also shows the sheer stupidity of modern parents. They spend a fortune on this tacky shit, only a couple of months before Christmas? More money than sense and rank stupidity. Also, any adult who dresses up for Halloween or goes to a Halloween party is a complete knobhead.

https://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/opinion/comment/commercialisation-of-halloween-is-frightful-40995761.html

Trick or Treat, cunts! Here’s something truly horrifying for Halloween, courtesy of the Admin Team.