“New York City.”

The famous painting that has apparently been hanging upside down in the Kuntz Museum, in the Hague, for the past seventy seven years, & no one noticed. It was an example of ‘abstract art.’ Painted by Piet Mondrian, so maybe a difficult one for many to determine. “It should have been put up the correct way in the first place,” an expert said. Due to it’s age & size though, if it was rotated througth 180 degrees, after all these years, chances are it would just fall apart. From a distance, it does somehow remind me of a Betterware catalogue picture of one of my granny’s tea cloths. Kuntz just says it all!

It had apparently been inadvertantly inverted. “New York City I” (Painted in 1942)

https://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-63423811
(Link kindly provided by Liberal Liquidator)

Nominated by: Lord Scunthorpe

This pair are finally going to be deported, apparently, but I don’t think I’ll be holding my breath waiting.

Grauniad Link.

As if their crimes weren’t despicable enough, they have now spent 7 years and £500,000+ of taxpayers money fighting deportation, aided and abetted by our legal system.

Khan said he needed to stay in the UK to provide a role model for his son and he couldn’t have groomed anyone because he didn’t speak English. Both excellent reasons why his extended family should join him on the flight back.

I don’t know which disgusts me most, the groomers or the lawyers, so a cunting for them both seems in order.

Nominated by: Jeezum Priest

A “kindly adjust your dress before leaving – and wash your hands” – cunting for yet another soppy charity in search of a problem, who claim that many people are skipping work because they cannot afford to keep themselves clean and terriby embarrassed about it – indeed, they feel “shame”:-

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-63403823

I would not-so-respectfully suggest that those people who claim to avoid work because of their personal hygiene, are actually work-shy lazy bastards.

The poor devils can’t afford soap and deoderant (though I suspect most of them can afford a scratchcard and the Sun newspaper). You can buy packs of three bars of soap in Poundland for £1 (other poundshops are available) and you can buy both men and womens deoderants for 59 pence in Lidl (I buy it for the spouse to cover up her more malodorous farts, which echo round the room in the evening after a day on the chocolate peanuts). Beside if you wash properly you don’t need a deoderant. In my RN days it was a shower every morning with Lifebuoy and again in the evening if you had a strenuous day – which was most days, there were no deoderants at the time, except the fruity gentemen who would discreetly apply a little perfume.

If you are THAT poor, you could even dive into a public lavatory and use the free soap in the dispensers, but I just feel this charity, no doubt fully suppored by Dame Kweer to show what bastards the government are, have been led up the garden path by lazy indivduals who prefer to sit and watch Holly and Phil all morning (and I bet Phil smells as lovely as Katie Boyle used to with her Camay).

If you do stink like a polecat, you could always get a job working from home, where, like the spouse, you can fart the day away to your hearts content and generally look like a compost heap.

How on earth do these charities exist and still manage to keep a straight face?

Nominated by: W.C. Boggs

I was watching a bit of the cricket T20 World Cup (India Vs Netherlands) and the camera panned into the huge Indian crowd (it’s being played in Australia…they must have loads of the cunts over there, but I digress).

I then saw some twat get his ring out (fnarr fnarr) and get on bended knee, to an admittedly quite attractive, young Indian lady. She looked ‘shocked’ and said ‘yes’. In front of about 90,000 fans in the stadium itself and millions watching on television, worldwide.They put the whole shameful spectacle on the big screen… obviously the show off cunt(s?) set this up beforehand.

What sort of show off cunt does this? Probably from the same family as that fat cunt they showed in the game between India and Pakistan with a birthday cake and his family singing happy birthday…as they then dived in with fingers to take a sloppy chunk each. Waving and whooping. Shouting with their mouths full of cake, the dirty cunts.

In fact, it seems this rant is turning into one about Indian cricket fans.
But it isn’t. If they like cricket they must mostly be normal (Hardly – NA). Even though T20 is a poor version of the real thing.

But I digress (again).

I fucking can’t be doing with cunts who do public marriage proposals and the like. No class.

I hope she says ‘no’ if any of you cunts try and propose in front of millions an’ all.

Get to fuck.

News18 Link.

Nominated by: Cuntybollocks

Patrick Vieira are the BBC are a pair of cunts.

The Crystal Palace boss reckons that doors are not open for black managers and apparently more needs to be done to encourage black players into management. And, of course, because it ticks enough of their boxes (racism and sport), our national broadcaster is only too keen to try and dry-hump this particular non-story.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/63385012

The following stats are cited: 43% of Premier League and 34% of EFL players are black, but only 4.4% of managers.

The obvious question that the Beeb didn’t address is: so fucking what?

I couldn’t give a rat’s arse about the Premier League, but the 3 things I do know about the self-styled ‘best league in the world’ are:
1. It’s fuelled by greed and piloted by avaricious fuck-stains who’d sell their own children for a few quid and a few points.
2. The clubs’ raison d’etre is to win as many football matches as possible, collect silvery things, and avoid being relegated.
3. The league loves a bit (or a fucking lot) of virtue signalling. (Taking the knee for a dead American criminal is perhaps their most celebrated virtue signalling caper).

So, with the above in mind, are these two cunts seriously suggesting that football clubs would jeopardise any or all of the above by purposefully blocking managers because they are black? What a crock of shit. Football clubs employ the very best talent they can afford (players, managers, ground staff, laundry staff, cooks, etc.), irrespective of colour, race, religion or creed. You can guarantee that if the most successful manager in the world was black, there’d be no shortage of job offers. If 43% of PL and 34% of EFL players are black, but only 4.4% of managers, then the only reasonable conclusion is not that there’s some vast conspiracy at play, but that at this moment black managers are comparatively shit. It isn’t racist, it’s just the fucking truth.

Rather than jumping on this horseshit victimhood, positive-discrimination, everything-and-everyone-is-a-racist bandwagon, the BBC should retitle the headline: “Why are Black Football Managers Comparatively Inept? – An Investigation”. Vieira should fucking well stop crying and put his efforts into beating the likes of Guardiola, Klopp, and the rest of the supposed white supremacists that are repressing him.

Nominated by: Cunty McCunt