Australia is a cunt.
Australia, land of biodiversity and a white non native government is a cunt for wanting to kill a harmless pigeon which allegedly had made its way from the alleged home of the free world, USA.
Now it has since transpired that the pigeon had a fake leg ring on it https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.bbc.com/news/amp/world-australia-55660592 but the non native white government declared the immigrant pigeon in question to be a threat to national security and stated that it must be captured and destroyed.
This same government which has a similar and admirable immigration policy towards humans, except birds by their nature are migratory creatures and like to summer and winter in different places, A bit like my local geese and politicians.
This pigeon was a massive threat to Australia, a risk to the wildlife of which is mostly deadly or violent anyway, Biting spiders, Hissing snakes and boxing kangaroos.
So it would have been destroyed if caught. By this reasoning i feel all sideways talking non natives should be destroyed and until then, Australia is a bigger cunt than Kylies well greased and fragrant cunt.
Nominated by: Cunt of all trades
Free the Aussie 1.
The biggest threat to wildlife in Oz are fucking cats.
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Domestic cats are major threat to wildlife in the UK as well.
Since I got my whippet the evil little bastards don’t come near the bird feeders in the garden anymore.
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Wrong. The biggest threat to wildlife in Oz, and everywhere else, is humans. Stick that in your flugelhorn and smoke it.
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To curb the spread of COVID, it is expected that cats and dogs will soon be required to have a jab.
This will be particularly expensive for those eccentric cat lovers who sleep with a collection of cats in their bed.
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https://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/coronavirus-vaccine-cats-dogs-covid-b1792178.html
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Ha – not surprised vets want a slice of the Covid pie, money grubbing fartknockers.
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Correct RTC. I had this argument with an old bloke in the pub, carping on about how vile creatures such as cats kill wild life. I did point out that he might be right, as Iāve seen loads of cats running over hedgehogs and badgers in their Jaguars.
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The Aussies are on borrowed time. With successive left leaning governments decreasing defence spending and getting ‘woker’ by the day it’s only a matter of time before Chinky paratroopers will be invading their North Coast made easier by their mass immigration policies that is already subverting it’s population.
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And the fact the stupid Strayan govt cunts LEASED the port of Darwin to the chinks. The Japanese had to at least bomb Darwin before they attempted to get in.
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It’s a pity the convicts don’t take a similar line with the yellow cunts who have shafted them harder than a prison block daddy.
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The pigeon has since been allowed to live and has been declared a local ‘Turkish Tumbler’.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-55667045
Don’t see anything wrong with Australia’s biosecurity policies. Half the time they are battling stupid tourists from Asia trying to bring in dead or living exotic animals.
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The program Border Force Australia is hilarious, stupid slitty eyed cunts turning up with all sorts of shit and customs officers slinging it all in the bin and giving the thick cunts a fine as well š
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Good show that. What a bunch of macabre weirdos, trying to bring in dehydrated frogs and bats and all manner of dead things.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4121398/amp/Weird-items-seized-Australian-Border-Force.html
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Is not food, is medeecine lah. Good for long time, me no money to pay fine, you laycist gwai lo.
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Saw a Chinese woman putting her rather large hand luggage through the X-ray machine, with some difficulty. The officer attempted to help her the said something like ājeezuz this bag must weigh 30 kg, the limit is four go back and check it into the holdā. The Chinese woman just blinked at her with the āno speakey Ingrissā look they do so well when convenient.
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To eat!! Vile cunts.
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Sorry mate can’t agree, Oz best place on earth. All pigeon’s are cunts and should be shot, love shooting pigeons and eating the cunts. Never believe beeb all fake lying cunts.
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I suspect fowl play
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Oh no you didn’t! The humanity Techno, the humanity!
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Some spectacular birds in Oz, and I am not talking about pigeons.
I am of course referring to the big titted elastoplast and string bikini variety.
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Muttley, you snickering, floppy-eared hound
When courage is needed, you’re never around
Those medals you wear on your moth-eaten chest
Should be there for bungling, at which you are best
So stop the pigeon
Stop the pigeon
Stop the pigeon
Stop the pigeon
Stop the pigeon
Stop the pigeon
Stop the pigeon now
Nab him, jab him, tab him, grab him
Stop that pigeon now!
Australians have a stronger illegal entry deterrent then we do.
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I remember Dastardly and Mutley from Wacky Races from the early 70s.
Always fancied Penelope Pitstop – the stuck-up tart with attitude. But Mutley was a class act
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I always thought I would like to visit Australia – breathtaking scenery, beer drinking men who are real men, blonde Sheilas in abundance. Unfortunately, during this Covid 19 shit, Australia has shown itself to be a bedwetting cunt’s paradise. Now, I would not visit down under even if I were allowed to and given fucking free tickets. What a disappointment that all that enticing shit turns out to be flim flam for gullible tourist cunts.
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I’ve visited down under, but never an Ozzie, cannot stand the accent.
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I once flew back into Oz after 18 months away. At arrival I heard a customs officer shouting something out in a frightrmful I met accent, and I cringed at the thought that we sound like that.
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Australia’s a great country, but its Lefty ruling classes, and those that vote them in, are great cunts. They might get it once China ships them all off to Africa to get on with raping the continent bare of its resources.
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What’s ” indiginous” . I can trace my family back a thousand years so they have probably been in this country for ten of thousands of years.. The Maoris have been in New Zealand since 1320.. How come I’m not indiginous with protected status.. Shoot the fucking pigeon.. And if it get to Oz in a Dinghy, blow the cunt out of the water.
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Australia is full of poisonous creatures – they are called Australians.
And pigeons are rats with wings.
Q: What do you call a dog with wings?
A: Linda McCartney
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Q: What do you call four dogs and a Blackbird?
A: The Spice Girls.
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Q: What do you do with a dog with no legs?
A: Take it for a drag
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I’ve never fathomed why people like Australia. If an animal can kill you then it probably lives there.
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And if the fucking plants can’t actually eat you they’ll just cause maximum pain.
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Aussies have the right idea, I wish the UK took that stance with fucking illegal immigrants, if they did we wouldn’t have half the shit going on in this country….
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I bet the people of Canberra must get really pissed off because everytime anyone mentions Oz they think of Sydney, and therefore must be the capital.
I wonder what Skippy would say?
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Skippy says:
Tut. TUT! TUT! TUT- TUT-tut.
Fair dinkum to the Aussie TV writers of the 60s for making us think a kangaroo could talk to us yoomans.
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Whatās that Skip?
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So the wildflower smugglers are heading up the west arm of the Mooloolaba river in a Bar crusher twin hull?
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So thatās a yes. Anything else?
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Ok so The boat has a mauve. sparkle gel coat and has a Yamaha 150 v6 triple fuel injected inboard? Correct?
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Great Iāll radio that to Ken in the chopper
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If they caught this bird, couldn’t they test it to see if it had any diseases they don’t want passed on? Or have the convict cunts not yet developed the technology?
No don’t bother mate, just kill the fucker. Job’s a good ‘un.
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Bix it and post it back to America. Address it to The Donald; with twitter Facebook and Parker shut down heāll need the bird for communication
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I’m actually trying to think of a decent Aussie TV show. All the stuff we see here is crap, Neighbours and all that bollocks.
Mind you, that Sale of the Century had some very nice birds on it.
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Utopia is worth a look
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ThsmumFc1Kc
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Cheers, Three Strokes. I’ll check it out.
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All this for a fucking pigeon. The danger so acute you’d expect the Australian equivalent of a SWAT team to turn up. Rifles drawn. Death to this interloper!
And the blessed reprieve…he wasn’t a racing pigeon at all!!
The speculation ‘he hitched a lift on a cargo vessel’.Eh? Do pigeons ‘hitch lifts’?
The inference he had a mind of his own and a steely determination to get to Australia…?
Turn out he’s a ‘Turkish Tumbler’? The acrobat of the pigeon world? What the fuck!
But what about the tag…? It must have in some way resembled the Oregon pigeon fancier’s emblem…did this pigeon fabricate it? On the cargo vessel?
There is more to this story…
The fella who found it said it was in his garden…mmm…it’s not so easy to just go up and capture pigeon…
Named ‘Joe’ after Joe Biden…could that mean anything?
Could be worth 10,000 dollars as well…
There’s so much to this story…
Where is he now? It doesn’t say…
Very suspicious…
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Expect a Pigeongate kind of inquest if said pigeon has suddenly and suspiciously disappeared
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No @Techno there is something deeper going on here. Or this is a bigger story then we all think.
Yes I believe there is some kind of international conspiracy involving this pigeon.
‘Some internet research led Mr Celli-Bird to discover that the bird, which is registered to an owner in Alabama, was last seen during a pigeon race in the western US state of Oregon’
Mr Celli-Bird? Is that significant?
‘But after news of Joe’s appearance made headlines in Australia, Mr Celli-Bird was contacted by officials concerned about the threat of infection’
‘The pigeon has not yet been caught, but the Department of Agriculture, Water and the Environment says it will have to be put down because of the danger of infection to local birds’.
Wait a minute. Mr Celli- Bird did some research presumably into its leg tag so presumably again he had the pigeon in his hand…but then it says-‘the pigeon has not been caught’
No there are deeper darker forces at work here…
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Whimbrels, godwits, curlews, sandpipers and red-necked stints (thanks google) are among the bird species of which millions fly between Siberia and Straya each year, overflying if not roosting at Wuhan each way, and no-oneās out banging on saucepans about that.
This sorry take just goes to show how hysterical and bureaucratic Australia has become, its fucking suffocating living there.
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Australia. Where you can go to sporting events, concerts and bars. England. In its third fucking lockdown due to the fucking idiots in charge. That mystical place, the pub, not open since November 2020 and wonāt be open again till 2022. Concerts and going to the match, fucking forget about it. Cunts.
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Tbf for Sheffield United not going is probably a blessing right now. Sad to see you in that situation though – always had a soft spot for that club.
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Cheers General, your right, not missed much this season, enjoyed beating Man U though. Even if itās in the Championship next season I hope we can go. A pint in the boozer before and after, having a laugh. I hate wishing my life away but all of us need something to look forward too.
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Fucking too right Bob and well said.
I’d love a pint in the local again.
Without the bullshit.
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Cheers Herman, that first pint back in the pub will taste ooh so good.
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I fuckin hate pidgeons.
Used to have to clean out my grandads pidgeon lofts ā¹ļø
Feed it to a saltwater croc.
Australia?
The people seem ok, no nonsense, can do types, who’ll drive 1500 miles for a loaf and milk from the shops.
But the place itself is hotter than a oven, dusty and foreign.
Im not fuckin going.
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They invented Fosters lager.
So they can fuck right off.
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Bit harsh but I explained Fosters invention previously. Ice cold Fosters sold very well to the dunnycan men, brickies and wharfies after a hard days graft around hot Melbourne in the 1890s.
Im guessing here that modern chemical versions reconstituted in Britain may bear little resemblance to the original.
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That’s because kangaroo piss is scarce here.
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Why do they constantly bang on about the weather…..then sit inside with the Air Conditioning on 20 Ā° C for hours on end? Everybody knows this is the ideal temperature.
Too hot, too dull, and too many cunts.
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If you want to hear an Australian accent, go into any fucking bar in the West End-the cunts are in every fucking one of them, with their annoying faux cheerfulness or attempts at sarcasm.
If Iām in a bar, I want a good drink, not the cast from fucking neighboursš
I do like some Australian things:
Neil Finn is a decent songwriter
Vegemite is nice in Brown toast
Wicked Weasel lingerie
BBQ
The early Paul Hogan show
As for the pigeon-I recommend a 12 bore for pest control and a high powered air rifle for game.
Pan fried pigeon breast, served on a bed of fresh salad, drizzled in olive oil š
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Pigeon-eating, CG? I didn’t think you were a pĆ®key!
Regarding your list, Neil Finn is a Kiwi I believe. He’s a better songwriter than anybody Australia has produced though.
And…Vegemite?! šØ Yegad, perhaps you ARE a pĆ®key.
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@Maggie
I mentioned to Bertie I was in Whiston, Liverpool yesterday,
He said you were from there?
I didn’t realise you were from Merseyside?
Thought you were from down South?!
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I was born there, Leslie. I’ve lived all over but I’m part-Scouse. I’ve been down south for so long now I even sit down for a piss.
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Ever visit Maggie?
Interesting place,
I quite like it.
Now I can’t stop thinking of you with a kevin Keegan perm!!
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I sometimes visit to see the folks but because of the lock down, the costume shops are all closed so I can’t hire a monkey costume to blend in with the locals.
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Some decent bands in Australia, Cold Chisel, Hunters & Collectors, Icehouse, Noiseworks to name a few.
I like Australia and I like Australians. I can’t cunt it as I have an interest in it. I certainly wouldn’t go off in a huff when fellow cunters cunt it because they have a different opinion to me.
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Pigeon Lives Matter!
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Those XXXX lager commercials were classic though.
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That pigeon is carrying a lot of secrets,He has to go. people here think it is actually a chinese spy. Will properly get a lot of cage time.Dirty flying rat.
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Whinging Pommie cunts.
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