Sadly we’re all too familiar with that breed of wanker known as Cycle Cunt. You see them everywhere, racing along pavements and streets with blatant disregard for the Highway Code, or even basic civility.

Unfortunately Cycle Cunts are now being aided and abetted by a new form of two-wheeled tosspot. You’ve probably noticed him infesting the highways and byways of our fair land in increasing numbers of late. Let’s dub him (or her, or them, or it; we wouldn’t want to discriminate) Electric Scooter Cunt.

Earlier today the wife was driving us sedately along the main drag when one these twats shot straight out of a narrow side street literally feet in front of us. The missus just about stood the car on end, causing agonising pain to shoot through my dodgy back as a consequence. The lout absolutely tore across the road (fucking hell, I didn’t realise that these things could travel so fast!) and shot off down the opposite street, but not before he had the time to glance back and give us that arrogant sneer so beloved of anti-social cunts everywhere.

I take it the deal with these scooters is the same as with their two-wheeled relative? No instruction or test required by the user, no tax, no licence, no helmet , no lights, oh, and no regard for anyone else out and about, in to order to be a fully qualified Electric Scooter Cunt.

I’m reminded of the classic Monty Python sketch about there being ‘just too many Whickers’. If they were making that today, it would have to be ‘just too many cunts on two wheels’.

Nominated by: Ron Knee

They defaced the statue of Winston Churchill (again) while praising Josef Stalin – a man who murdered millions of innocent people, oppressed millions more and despised foreigners.

Nominated by: Cunt me in

Let’s have a what’s-her-fucking-problem-now-stop-trying-to-pretend-you-are-doing-this-for-the-benefit-of-the-British-people cunting for our favourite Guyanan immigrant.
I’ve got nothing specific to say about likkle Gina apart from I think she’s a bit of a cunt and all the hard work and stress of protecting the British public from itself is having a detrimental effect on her looks.
For those of a nervous disposition I suggest you look away now.
https://images.app.goo.gl/xcjbGpsEGECNeddY8

If that doesn’t put you off your Shreddies then nothing will.

I wonder if her sugar daddy still fancies her?

Nominated by: SimmyJavil

A solid gold, is she or isn’t she cunting for World Afro hair day.

I’m not making this up. Who cares about someone’s hair? Who doesn’t employ someone because of their hair? Who claims that having Afro hair is a bad thing? Who really has any thoughts either way?

This is yet another media attempt to create division and issue where none exists.

So I won’t be celebrating WAHD as I see little or no point in kowtowing to the MSN…

Nominated by: Middle England

And seconded by: Norman

Seconded. It’s a fucking joke anyway. All the black women in the public eye like Beyonce, Cardi B and numerous other rap slags, that horrendous Obama creature, and Meghan Markle Fucking Ono all have their hair straightened to look like white women. Last time I saw a black female celebrity with an afro it was Diana Ross in 1970. If it is an ‘Afro Day’ (fuck me), what cunt in the public eye actually has one to promote it? What a load of bollocks.

A heartfelt, belt round the ear with a stale baguette cunting for Frog naval vessel P726 ‘Aramis’ and its crew; ‘honourable’ representatives of their nation.

Eye-witness reports (backed up by photographic evidence) relate how a dangerously overloaded inflatable carrying sixteen migrants was struggling in the Channel, a mile inside Did the French accept responsibility and offer assistance as they should have, taking them on board and carrying them back to France? Nope. Instead the vessel despatched its own inflatable with a crew of two, to observe the plight of the migrants. It’s further reported that the Frogs, on checking that the dingy was managing to stay afloat, ‘shepherded’ the migrants into UK waters and then pissed off, effectively abandoned them to the vagaries of fate. Not for the first time, I’m sure

Nominated by: Ron Knee