Not always to my tastes, but there have been some great novels in the past.

However, cue woke 2020.

The topics covered by the six nominees are wide-ranging, including stories about climate change, the hardship of life in Zimbabwe, dementia, and the women soldiers of 1935 Ethiopia.

Only 2 of the nominees are actually white. Perhaps whites are not writing novels about the correct subjects. You can bet the hardship of Zimbabwe isn’t about murdered farmers and their families. Climate change. Yawn. Wimmin soldiers of Ethiopia? Fuck me that must have taken some digging. Racism and homophobia also feature. What a fucking surprise.

Perhaps they should get that transbender Chiyo to present it. Or Lineker.

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Boris Johnson is deserving of a nomination. Today, (Tuesday 22nd September) Johnson has announced yet more restrictions on our freedom, based on advice from the Waldorf and Statler of science, Chris Whitty and Patrick Vallance, which itself has no credible scientific basis. In case you don’t know, the new restrictions are:

•Work from home if you can
•From Thursday pubs, clubs, bars, and restaurants will have close from 10pm each day, with last orders coming in earlier.
•They will also have to abide by table service only.
•Face masks will be compulsory in every entertainment venue for staff and clientele
•Face masks will be compulsory in restaurants and bars when customers are not sat down
•Face masks will also be compulsory in taxis
•Rule of Six to apply to indoor team sports
•Maximum wedding size reduced from 30 to 15 people from Monday
•No extra shielding for people who were shielding, other than in local lockdown areas

New fines will support the measures, including:
•£10,000 fine if a venue breaches regulations
•Potential closure for venues that breach regulations
•£200 fine for breaking the Rule of Six
•£200 fine for not wearing a face mask on the first offence
•Potential involvement of the military to support the police in enforcement

Despite the fact I doubt the Flu Manchu is anywhere near as bad as Waldorf and Statler say it is, I’ve obeyed the mask and social distancing rules. But now I’m done. As far as I’m concerned, Boris can shove his new rules right up his fat arse. Since the day this bullshit started at the end of March, the government has acted incompetently. Since his own brush with it, Boris has acted not in a calm, measured and rational manner, but with outright panic. He has allowed his fear of an illness to influence his decisions, and all it’s doing is causing harm now. We’re already seeing morons starting to panic buy again. Morrisons isn’t doing anything to calm the situation, by becoming the ONLY supermarket so far to put barriers and staff back outside their stores.

And as far as I’m concerned, I’m not playing anymore. Especially since the ignorant fat prick has said they could last as long six months. Well you can shove that up your arse too Boris. I’m sure there will be a large number of brain dead cretins who will obey these rules, purely because they are little more than sheep. But I’m not one of them. When Boris and his government start listening to experts who aren’t lying, panic mongering cunts, and behaving in a more sensible manner, I’ll start listening to them. Until then, they can all suck a donkey’s cock!

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

Exactly who is this shit-faced cunt? There’s not a lot of internet detail about him probably because he’s not worth it!
Stayt started his career on a commercial radio station in his home town of Gloucester. Before moving into television he worked on radio in London, hosting Capital Radio’s news programme ‘The Way It Is’, and also reporting for LBC and BBC Radio 5 Live. He’s been a media man through and through, so much so that he doesn’t know anything else about the planet. He is a prime cunt.
Today he was claiming that the government should lock up people who are not doing as the govt tells them about covid19 – yes, he’s that arrogant – other comments by people about him include:
“He’s thick as shit”
“Charlie Stayt rudely interrupting, I want to hear the reply even if Mr Stayt doesn’t.”
“honestly your presenter has no clue. Matt Hancock was clear and your presenter was being ridiculously ignorant.”
“Charlie not listening once again… “
It’s about time this bloke was given a public outing.
(what sort of outing would that be then? – admin)

Nominated by: Lana Del Cunt

It’s with a heavy heart that I make this nomination. I’ve always liked his commentary on the cricket. He hates T20 and just seems to like test cricket. A bit like myself. He’s always seemed a nice bloke and he’s very knowledgeable on the sport and his commentary is right up there with the best.

Why cunt him?

Well, he’s been close to getting one in recent times due to his constant support of BLM. He recently said during commentary something about not returning to a golf course he liked because he found out that Trump owned it. Of course, his female co commentator lapped it up.

He should be sticking to commentary not using his platform to criticize the POTUS. He kept refering to Chicken George Floyd as ‘ that poor gentleman’, and that he was murdered. FFS. Gentleman? Murdered? Fuck the trial then, eh?

But that’s not all. He’s now whinging that the cricketers have stopped taking the knee. The ECB are saying they’re going to support all groups and not just one to help stop racism. I think they know there’s a backlash now towards BLM due to some of their openly racist tweets and demands. They want to help stop racism but, quite rightly, don’t see BLM as a good group to support.

But old Mike isn’t happy. He wants the knee taking and fist salutes to go on. Forever, it seems. He’s saying it’s ‘not good enough’.

No Mike. What’s not good enough is you not listening or caring about facts.

The fact is that recently, BLM leaders have tweeted things about looking forward to enslaving all white people and not being happy until there are many more white people being murdered. That they want a Marxist takeover. That they want transsexuals put in charge of government. All MPs to be black.

Is that what’s not good enough? It seems you want this too; just spit it out. Now once the dust settles over all this, we can look forward to not accepting anti white racists like yourself on our screens.

Fuck off!

Nominated by: Cuntybollocks

Rebecca Front is, well, just a little bit of a cont, isn’t she ?
Making a big baby fuss over the fact that Laurence Fox has a different opinion on certain matters.
Of course ! Hit the “cancel” button. Yawn…

I used to quite like Front, but a recent repeat of Tennyson (with Stefanie Martinie as the younger version) had me foaming at the…

Nominated by: HBelindaHubbard