A brief and succinct (is that a tautology?) cunting for a cunt. Just seen him on the idiot lantern and he is a cunt. Hopefully he’ll be amongst the first to be made redundant along with Linecunt. Oh no wait, Linecunt has taken a pay cut so that’s ok then. Fucking shitshow. Haven’t watched TV in ages and decided to dip my toe in again but now realise I was right and am now a cunt for doing so. Is it possible to cunt oneself? Fuck my old brown (racist?) boots. Not so succinct now. Bollocks.

I’m a racist xenophobic cunt and apparently the Battle of Britain was won by wimminz? Fuck the fucketty off. Cunts.

Nominated by: Kunte Kunty

A cunting please for Sophie Duker and Frankie Boyle’s ‘New World Order’.

Apparently it is perfectly okay for a blick “comic” to go on prime time BBC Television and make violently racist jokes about “killing whitey”.

In a segment where the panelists discussed whether the BLM movement “glosses over the complexities of a world where we all need to come together and kill whitey”, Frankie Boyle played a clip of black author James Baldwin talking about black power during an interview on the Dick Cavett Show in the 1970s.

Responding to said clip, comedian Sophie Duker (me neither) – who has also appeared on something called Eight Out Of Ten Cunts – asserted that “white power” and “black power” are “capitalist myths” that need to be dispelled, before calling “whiteness” a “capitalist structure”.

She then claimed that “white power is Trump Tower” – a nod to Left-wing allegations that the US President is a racist – and joked about “killing whitey”.

“When we say we want to kill whitey, we don’t really mean we want to kill whitey,” said Duker, then quipped to fellow panelists “we do” – to roars of laughter in the studio.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYo_Etb6A7o

Anyway, fuck off you sub-primate CUNT.

Nominated by: Ruff Tuff Creampuff

A nomination for the Brain dead British public.

I want a Covid test, ‘do you have any symptoms’ ….. ‘well er no’ , ‘So why do you want a fucking test?’.

All the news at the moment is about lack of testing and people not able to get a test close to home, this story being fuelled by the media, who are trawling the country to find people who have been offered tests 100’s of miles away.

Just watching the news and there was a report outside a walk in centre, the reporter interviewed a guy on his way to the test centre. This is what he said; ‘I came back from holiday and isolated for two weeks’. The reporter asked do you have any symptoms, answer ‘no’. So why do you want a test, just peace of mind?
What a fucking cunt!

My neighbour had pretty obvious symptoms so went on line, and got a test at a centre about 10 miles away. She told me when she went for her appointment there were just two people there and around 12 ‘officials’, and this is only a short distance for a hotspot so you would expect it to be very busy.

The fucking media are as much to blame as the dumb cunts who have a lack of understanding of the world around them; yes get a test, but only if you are fucking unwell, and even if you can’t get a test it’s no different than back in March. Just stay home and don’t infect anyone else, because that’s all you will do anyway if you have a test and it’s positive, the outcome is the same.

CUNTS.

Nominated by: Sick of it

With a supporting rant from: Two In The Stink

The Covid testing thing is a load of fucking bollocks writ large.

Which kind of testing is it? Is it to test for the presence of the virus or an anti-body test?

If it’s a test for the presence of the virus then it’s fucking pointless because the elderly, immuno-compromised and people with pre-existing conditions (you know, the ones it actually kills) should still be self-isolated until a vaccine is available.

If it’s merely an anti-body test then it should be available to everybody so we can get a picture of the spread of the disease, how prevalent it is and subsequently how serious we should take the biggest, shrillest, most melodramatic over-reaction in the history of the Talking Monkey peoples.

Yes I was alluding to heard immunity. Don’t shoot me.

People who can’t wear a mask properly are currently boiling my piss. Now I have to say, after months of not having to bother, I find this rule about wearing masks in shops etc to be a load of bollocks. I wear one in the shops, but that’s it. I did the infamous “five miler of death” several times while serving, in full NBC kit, so a bandana isn’t too much of an inconvenience. If you can wear an S6 respirator for extended periods, a mask or bandana is easy.

However, I’ve noticed an increasing trend among the section of the populace from the shallow end of the gene pool to wear a mask over their mouth only, leaving their nose exposed. What these failed experiments obviously don’t realise, is that doing that makes wearing a mask FUCKING REDUNDANT! When you breath, your breathe comes out of your mouth AND your nose, you low I.Q., window licking, drooling morons. Do you think the Flu Manchu can only infect you via your mouth? No, you dumb motherfuckers, there is more than one way to catch it. The one good thing about them doing this, is that it makes dumb motherfuckers much easier to spot.

For fucks sake, what do you dumb cunts need? A fucking diagram? Sort yourselves out.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

Not always to my tastes, but there have been some great novels in the past.

However, cue woke 2020.

The topics covered by the six nominees are wide-ranging, including stories about climate change, the hardship of life in Zimbabwe, dementia, and the women soldiers of 1935 Ethiopia.

Only 2 of the nominees are actually white. Perhaps whites are not writing novels about the correct subjects. You can bet the hardship of Zimbabwe isn’t about murdered farmers and their families. Climate change. Yawn. Wimmin soldiers of Ethiopia? Fuck me that must have taken some digging. Racism and homophobia also feature. What a fucking surprise.

Perhaps they should get that transbender Chiyo to present it. Or Lineker.

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble