I’ll keep it short. Starbucks have jumped on the Trans Bandwagon for their advertising campaign. I suspect most of us have seen the ads by now. And I suspect I’m not the first to nominate them as you are reading this as an add on to a more detailed nomination.
Inclusively rammed down your throat by a 14″ cock of LGBTQwERTYUIOPADFGHJKL terrorism.
And what the fuck is a ‘flat white’?
(Anyone who says they love coffee or really knows their coffee and shops at Starfucks is an ignorant cunt for whom I have but one word: Lavazza – NA)
Nominated by: YourCuntingDaughter
Starbucks is shit. Apparently one of their overpriced cups of muck has about 70 (fucking seventy!) spoons of sugar in it. Regulars will either die, lose their teeth, or get worms.
I don’t like any of this American coffee bar crap. What sort of cunt drinks a brew from a giant paper cup? Not only that, the knobends pay near a tenner for the privilege. And all that ‘I need my coffee fix in the morning’ and all that pretentious hipster crap. Drinking half a gallon of extortionate liquid shit doesn’t make someone a high flyer in Manhattan. It makes them a cunt. Naturally. students and wimmin top the list where this sort of nonsense is concerned.
Whatever happened to good old British cafes and a decent cup of tea? I shall tell you…
Corporate Doodle Dandy cunts like Starbucks have helped put said cafes out of business and they have also helped ruin the high street (Costa are cunts and all). I hope both of them and Dominos overpriced inedible shite do go bust. KFC and ‘Maccy Dees’ will survive though. Because there would be a BLM riot if they didn’t.
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Gave up going there years ago.
The coffee was piss, served up in fucking prison mugs.
Now the corporate cunts are in on the woke pandering act.
Fuck off.
Morning all.
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Starwokes? Never been – and if some nosey fker demanded my name I would say “you don’t need my name – you just need to make the fucking coffee”!
And you need to be a freak to get served it would appear.
I have a coffee machine, 3 quids worth of surprisingly good Sainsburys coffee lasts a week and tastes better than the slop served on the high street – it will be a cold day in p*ki land before I hand over a fiver for that tosh!
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I was listening to a podcast from some right wing dissidents recently, and they were saying that the right should make their own products, so that we know they’ll not cave into bummers and black Nazis and go ‘woke’.
It was also suggested that righties set up an employment agency to hire each other, so employees aren’t afraid to say they support Trump or hate BLM etc.
Sounds like a good idea to me.
The idiots at Antifa, BLM and XR think they’re dissidents, but they’re totally supported by the entire establishment and overly political companies such as Gillette, Kellogg’s or Sky. Oh, and the fucking banks too (HSBC for an obvious example).
Those of us on the right are the true dissidents. No fucking doubt about that one
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How very true, the cunts have taken over, we are the dissenters now.
Bring it on.
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Ah , but for how long will they be in the ascendancy?
They have nothing to offer but hatred; run out of ‘Us’ and they will turn inwards.
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The cunts who go in Starbucks will be the same wankstains that go into a woke eaterie and pay a fiver for a bowl of cornflakes. Also, these cunts are the type of tossers that buy pre-bolied and peeled eggs. How fucking hard is it to boil and egg or make a cup of coffee?! These cunts probably can’t even wipe their own arses. Millennials… I hate ’em.
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I also hope those cunts at ‘Ben’s Original’ go to the dogs too.
Ben’s Original being the new name for Uncle Ben’s rice, of course.
My grandfather and his generation had to deal with the depression, the Blitz, the Japanese, and Hitler. Yet these woke sacks of shit think a name on a packet of boil in the bag shit is a big deal and a major issue?
I hope the company dies a death and any cunt who eats it can choke on it.
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Surprised their hasn’t been a porno about Starbucks. You know the type of thing…
Yuppie Milf goes in for her ‘coffee fix’. Cheeky lad behind the counter. And so on…
Some of the Starbucks employees did appear in the bunny mag once.
So, the place has its uses after all…
https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/xS0AAOSwJ7RYWT1G/s-l1600.jpg
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Oh aye, and here’s a video of the aforementioned Starbucks birds.
Purely for research into the capitalist system and the exploitation of the workers, you understand.
https://www.videodetective.com/movie/playboy-women-of-starbucks-213897
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Been in starfucks once and that was enough It went a little like this
Yes sir
Could I have a milky coffee
Oh you mean latte sir
No i mean a milky coffee
It’s a latte that sir wants
No it fucking isn’t a milky coffee is what I want
After a prolonged vocal engagement I finally got a coffee only to be told the price ,at this point he was politely told to shove it up his arse
Fuck em all they must think we are all cunts
Never got to taste the delightful latte and have never set foot in one since
Same applys to mc Donald’s another bunch of brain dead cunts
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Builders tea 1 – Starbucks 0
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1 spoon of kenco 2 sugars some milk fuck you gaybucks
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Sirs:
Starbucks coffee tastes like runoff from a house fire.
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Pretentious little cunts drink coffee from these shops and as a matter of fact any barista who thinks they’re all lardy fucking dah!!!
Nowt wrong with coffee but it’s the ponces ordering this liquid gayness!
Cunts….
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