I would like to cunt the Netflix series “Bridgerton”, a period drama set in early 19th century ENGLAND. However, it will come as no surprise to my fellow cunters that there are dar quays and parking stanleys floating around in the upper classes. Queen Charlotte is played by some half caste, and of course the lead character turns down all WHITE suitors who are nasty, “backward” and waycist, in favour of being scuttled by some Leroy.

There are undertones running throughout that all the “white privilege” of titles, land, etiquette et cetera is, of course, wrong and to be brought down.

Fuck off.

Nominated by: McCunterson

and supported by this from Miles Plastic 

This is the new historical drama from Netflix, but in one episode there is a female masturbation scene.

The Lady in question is taught how to do it by an aristocrat who is black. So far so good for historical accuracy. And far from him being portrayed as a bounder or a cad he is seen (from the commentary) as a liberator of women’s sexuality.

Got me thinking about ‘Upstairs Downstairs’. There were no female masturbation scenes back then. What would Hudson have thought if there were? or even Mrs Bridges?

No the lower orders wouldn’t come into it. Maybe you could have had Lord Bellamy saying Lady Bellamy was delayed for dinner because she was ‘knocking one out’. No that wouldn’t have been in keeping with the series.

What about the Onedin Line? That certainly was more racy than Upstairs Downstairs. In the privacy of a cabin maybe. Yes, this is how you ‘bring yourself off’. No once again you just couldn’t have gone that far.

Even Downtown Abbey didn’t have these ‘self-pleasuring’ scenes and that was only a couple of years ago.

No it’s a brave new world we have entered. We are living in the 2020s. These things are not taboo anymore. Indeed most of the comments (see below) are stating it’s about time females are seen pleasuring themselves in productions.

But what about male masturbation on our TV screens. Isn’t it sexist? We need more Wankers in our historical dramas. Fine upstanding Tossers we can all be proud of.

Parity is Paramount. I mean if we have Lady Hamilton ‘flicking the bean’, we must have Lord Nelson choking the chicken.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tv/13588157/bridgerton-fans-shocked-masturbation-scene-netflix/

Twitter is a cunt. President of the United states banned. The Chinese communist Party. Just fine. Cunts.

(Tango’s Response here – NA)

Nominated by: Smug cunt

Nancy ‘Skeletor’ Pelosi…

This botoxed bag of bones has just given a live tv rant calling for the 25th amendment to be invoked and the VP to take power or they will move for Trump to be impeached. That isn’t the reason for this nomination. The reason for this nomination is her ego is as big, if not bigger, than our very own self important, little man syndrome, never will get in the House of Lords cunt, Bercow, and she is under the delusion, just like he was, that everything revolves around her.

The picture of that scruffy cunt sitting on her chair with his boots up on her desk has sent her into meltdown. Thankfully she had a mask on so I couldn’t see all her face, not that much of it moves these days, but I can guarantee she was frothing at the mouth furious. Reminded me of Nurse Ratched in ‘One Flew Over the Cuckoo‘s Nest’, asking for her hat back after the party, pretending to be calm but her eyes gave away how deranged with anger and hatred she was.

Fantastic stuff, great start to 2021, I’ll be laughing for days. Pity General Cunster isn’t here, I would’ve liked to have heard his take on events. If you’re reading this General, get yourself back here with a slightly thicker skin. ?

RIP Ashli Babbitt.

Nominated by: Coolforcunts

Dr Zubaida Haque. This SAGE clown is currently calling for the whole of England to be unnecessarily plunged in to Tier 4. Stupid bitch. I’d never heard of her before, so I did a Google search. I couldn’t find anything to suggest that she had any qualifications in epidemiology or virology, or was even a medical doctor, but I did find this:

“Dr Zubaida Haque is the former Deputy Director of the Runnymede Trust. Zubaida has a strong research and policy background in ethnicity and inequality within education, employment, housing, health, poverty, and criminal justice areas. She has also written widely on race and crime, citizenship and integration issues. Zubaida has worked for several government departments, think tanks and universities and has participated in several national panels and commissions, including two Government-sponsored reviews of riots in Britain”.

Is it any wonder that the UK is in such a shitty state, when SAGE has unqualified gobshites like this telling the already authoritarian governement to put even MORE restrictions on our freedom and human rights? And she’s not the only one. SAGE is infested with woke shit houses, many of whom are Labour party members, and either are or were activists or candidates for elected office.

We do NOT need more lockdowns. We need to start to returning to normality. The albino walrus really needs to grow a spine and start telling SAGE, and the Two Ronnies of Doom, that their services will soon no longer be required. And Haque, can go fuck herself with a lit stick of dynamite.

(More here – NA)

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

Ok sometimes you get the option of turning them off. But my short(ish) and sweet point is this:

BBC had fake applause for the knee taking on Match of the Day this week. The campaigns are BLM and ‘Kick it (racism) out! (of football)’

This implies that the crowds are being racist. But no fucker is in the ground and I haven’t heard monkey noises in English grounds since the 70s.

Perhaps, to make this campaign more meaningful, the BBC, Sky and BT can dub fake monkey noises when blacks get the ball? Maybe have fake electronic mannequins (white male ones, of course) with their mouths moving throwing bananas at Marcus Rashford types too? They could have the mannequins wearing Brexit shirts too.

Fuck off.

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year you cunts.

Nominated by: Cuntybollocks