Twitter is a cunt. President of the United states banned. The Chinese communist Party. Just fine. Cunts.
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Nominated by: Smug cunt
Author Archives: A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts
Nancy Pelosi [6]
Nancy ‘Skeletor’ Pelosi…
This botoxed bag of bones has just given a live tv rant calling for the 25th amendment to be invoked and the VP to take power or they will move for Trump to be impeached. That isn’t the reason for this nomination. The reason for this nomination is her ego is as big, if not bigger, than our very own self important, little man syndrome, never will get in the House of Lords cunt, Bercow, and she is under the delusion, just like he was, that everything revolves around her.
The picture of that scruffy cunt sitting on her chair with his boots up on her desk has sent her into meltdown. Thankfully she had a mask on so I couldn’t see all her face, not that much of it moves these days, but I can guarantee she was frothing at the mouth furious. Reminded me of Nurse Ratched in ‘One Flew Over the Cuckoo‘s Nest’, asking for her hat back after the party, pretending to be calm but her eyes gave away how deranged with anger and hatred she was.
Fantastic stuff, great start to 2021, I’ll be laughing for days. Pity General Cunster isn’t here, I would’ve liked to have heard his take on events. If you’re reading this General, get yourself back here with a slightly thicker skin. ?
RIP Ashli Babbitt.
Nominated by: Coolforcunts
Dr. Zubaida Haque
Dr Zubaida Haque. This SAGE clown is currently calling for the whole of England to be unnecessarily plunged in to Tier 4. Stupid bitch. I’d never heard of her before, so I did a Google search. I couldn’t find anything to suggest that she had any qualifications in epidemiology or virology, or was even a medical doctor, but I did find this:
“Dr Zubaida Haque is the former Deputy Director of the Runnymede Trust. Zubaida has a strong research and policy background in ethnicity and inequality within education, employment, housing, health, poverty, and criminal justice areas. She has also written widely on race and crime, citizenship and integration issues. Zubaida has worked for several government departments, think tanks and universities and has participated in several national panels and commissions, including two Government-sponsored reviews of riots in Britain”.
Is it any wonder that the UK is in such a shitty state, when SAGE has unqualified gobshites like this telling the already authoritarian governement to put even MORE restrictions on our freedom and human rights? And she’s not the only one. SAGE is infested with woke shit houses, many of whom are Labour party members, and either are or were activists or candidates for elected office.
We do NOT need more lockdowns. We need to start to returning to normality. The albino walrus really needs to grow a spine and start telling SAGE, and the Two Ronnies of Doom, that their services will soon no longer be required. And Haque, can go fuck herself with a lit stick of dynamite.
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Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw
Fake Crowd Noises
Ok sometimes you get the option of turning them off. But my short(ish) and sweet point is this:
BBC had fake applause for the knee taking on Match of the Day this week. The campaigns are BLM and ‘Kick it (racism) out! (of football)’
This implies that the crowds are being racist. But no fucker is in the ground and I haven’t heard monkey noises in English grounds since the 70s.
Perhaps, to make this campaign more meaningful, the BBC, Sky and BT can dub fake monkey noises when blacks get the ball? Maybe have fake electronic mannequins (white male ones, of course) with their mouths moving throwing bananas at Marcus Rashford types too? They could have the mannequins wearing Brexit shirts too.
Fuck off.
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year you cunts.
Nominated by: Cuntybollocks
Ed Sheeran [6]
Ed Sheeran is a cunt.
How this substandard ginger fanny is seen as a singer/songwriter of repute is a mystery worthy of Mulder and Scully and Sherlock Holmes combined.
I heard one of Sheercunt’s pieces of audio excrement on the radio this morning. Some badly written drivel called ‘The Man’, with lyrics as crap as these: ‘I kind of knew you liked the dude from private school. He’s waiting for the time to move. I knew he had his eyes on you. He’s not the right guy for you. Don’t hate me cause I write the truth’.
Typical Sheercunt. A bog standard piss poor Leo Sayer impression, combined with pure cat sat on the mat and after all you’re my wonderwall bollocks. Once we had Dylan, Paul Simon, Tim Buckley and Donovan. And now we have this cunt. Another example of this ginger gremlin’s absolute shit is ‘Perfect’. With lyrics like ‘You between my arms. Barefoot on the grarse’.
For fuck’s sake. Who ever says ‘ you between my arms?’ It doesn’t even scan. Someone should tell the carrot cocked mong that it’s you ‘in’ my arms. As for rhyming the word arms with an elongated version of grass? Fuck me, primary school kids have done better than that. Even Oasis can outdo that shite.
And let’s not forget ‘She played the fiddle in an Irish band. But she fell in love with an English man’.
Sheercunt is fucking diabolical and he produces lowest common denominator shite.
Nominated by: Norman
…and this from Ron Knee
A tinged with grudging respect cunting for tuneless pop crooner Ed Sheeran.
Apparently he trousered no less than a cool £70 mill. last year, in spite of taking a break from recording.
Nice ‘work’ if you can get it; and this in spite of having no discernable talent whatsoever, and looking like the love child of Wurzel Gummidge and Aunt Sally.
Respec’.
The jammy cunt.