Saint Theresa of the May (23)

‘Saint’ Theresa May is a treacherous cunt

So, Saint Theresa has ridden in, on her white steed and declared she has saved the day for all…

“I have negotiated written legal guarantees on the backstop. I have secured the assurances that parliament requested, so they can now approve this even better brexit deal”

No Prime Minister has ever been more deluded, or convinced of their own hype, since Neville Chamberlain scurried back from Hitler’s chancellary, anouncing “I have in my hand, a piece of paper!”

May’s ‘assurances’, scrawled on 3 sheets of Junkers bog paper, have about as much creedance as the worthless piece of paper Hitler signed for Chamberlain, to get him to fuck off.

In May’s own words (which will be her epitaph) “nothing has changed”. Not one word, not one line of the brexit deal from December has been altered. These worthless platitudes, which will be now be approved by the Attorney General as ‘legally binding’ (with a little grease – lifetime peerages, promises of ‘Baron Hardup of the Sussex Downs, etc). She has done exactly what she planned all along – run the clock down till the last possible minute.

She will trot her deal out, and the Tory whips will start reminding MPs they have photo’s of their kiddy figgling, ecidence of expenses fiddling & worse, and she’ll probably get her shitty deal through. That, or they’ll revolt, we’ll end up with another bloody referendum and we won’t leave at all.

Let no-one delude themselves though, that we can cancel brexit, and just go back the way things were. The EU will want to be shown to punish us even further, for daring to have the impunity to vote to leave in the first place. All 27 other member countries will make it their mission to vote down anything we ever suggest; they will pass more EU laws to f*ck us over, bigtime.

May is the biggest Traitor this country has since, since the likes of Oswald Mosely. No branch would be too high to hang this lying bitch from.

What a historically treacherous Cunt !

Nominated by Lord of the Rings

Budget Travel

Budget Travel

In my younger days I travelled a lot and as I had no money I stayed in some shitholes, ranging from a fire trap in Athens at the top of a building that looked as if it was about to collapse, to a shack on the banks of the Limpopo where I was scared to go outside as a herd of marauding elephants was trumpeting and crashing through the vegetation.

So when I finally made it I loved to stay in decent hotels with spacious rooms, fancy restaurants and flunkies holding the door open and wishing me “good morning”. For several glorious years my employer even picked up the bill and I flew first class. I particularly recall a place in Washington where my room was adorned with oriental statues and paintings. The bath was the size of a swimming pool and any wish was a mere phone call away. “Room service. Yes sir, a bottle of Dom Perignon and a hooker right away.”

Now I am a “budget” traveller reduced to sleeping in shabby Airbnb places, loathsome “backpacker” lodges or matchbox-sized Accor places where two people literally cannot move around at the same time.

Nominated by Mr Polly

The British Cuntment

I nominate the British Government as a CUNT!

Why? Firstly, we have a PM who is pro-remain and has a chief negotiator for Brexit who is also pro-remain, they are doing everything they can to go against the vote of the people and screw us over by deliberately pushing for a bad deal so that it can be turned down in the house of parliament which could then go onto a second referendum.
Democracy does not exist in this country anymore!

Secondly, the systematic covering up Immigration figures and statistics, the covering up of Muslim Rape Gangs which has resulted in up to a million of our children having been abused and life’s destroyed over 4 decades.
Allowing Sharia Law to creep it’s ugly head into our societies and making the white working classes second class citizens in their own land.

Thirdly, now fully going after Tommy Robinson for exposing these Muslim Rape Gangs that we the people would probably not have heard about, as a result, he will now more than likely face prison again for doing this, at the same time as Muslim Rape Gangs are being covered up and being allowed to abuse our children.

Fourth point, the continued collaboration with far left extremist groups to shut down anyone with a backbone and who wishes to stand up for their own people and show some pride in their own nation, this is prevalent throughout the whole government, all parties are involved!

Fifth point, the allowance of parasites like George Soros to continue to interfere within british politics and Immigration through his Open Society Foundation, how is this scumbag still not banged up in a sewer?

Sixth point, the continued persecution of the white working classes which has been going on for just way too long. And now this new phenomena called Positive Discrimination? Discrimination in all forms is just not allowed in anyway at all, except when it is targeted against the white working classes, one example of this is the Metropolitan Police recruitment drive.

Seventh point, the continued lies in all areas of politics and economy, the are continually doing this at the same time as lining their own fat pockets, scum, the lot of them!

Eight point, our so called PM’s only real reason for the potential legalization of Cannabis is only for her own sake, her husband Philip May owns a 22% share in the company GW Pharmaceuticals who produces Medical Cannabis.
The convenience of that child who has Epilepsy and needs Medicinal Cannabis to help his condition was a perfect ploy for them to earn millions!.
Nothing they do will ever be for the real benefit of the people unless they can earn from it!

Ninth point, the continued blind eyes from the government when it comes to severe tax avoidance of the big Corporations and Billionaires who continually get away with paying little to no tax at all whilst the everyday working classes struggle to just get by in life with continually rising taxes applied to all areas of life!

And my final point, well, just look at them all, just spend ten minutes watching them all in the house of parliament, is there any other more hypocritical, self centred, sociopathic, compulsive lying scumbags that gather in large numbers anywhere else?

Having said that, Bilderberg Group, EU Headquarters and Bohemian Grove are up there too, but i’ll leave those for another vote!

Nominated by Truth Seeker

D Day Memorial Protesters

BRITISH D-DAY MEMORIAL PROTESTERS

These snail-troughing assholes live in a village called Ver-sur-Mer. The planned memorial to the over 1,000 British soldiers who died during the Normandy landings is due to be constructed there, overlooking one of the beaches where the allied invasion took place.

Apparently, the villagers oppose these plans, as they are worried about losing their view of the sea and the potential damage to their environment, created by coaches of visitors and suchlike.

What fucking ungrateful, disrepectful, mean-spirited, garlic-stinking cunts of epic proportions. Did they not get the memo that if it were not for these soldiers and the allied forces as a whole, their arses would all be speaking fucking German by now?

This has just solidified my thoughts on the French populous…..that they are pigshit thick, bitter bastards. Their venom towards the British is something that I have never been able to fathom, after all of the sacrifices we have made to bail their pathetic, loser arses out, and on more than one occasion. They have very short-memories, or perhaps just hate the fact that they could not manage that on their fucking own.

You would think that the least they could do is stop whining about inconsequential shite like having their view of ‘la mer’ a little obscured, in favour of simply honouring those who died for their freedom, but no……they are not happy unless they are protesting about SOMETHING.

FUCKING FROG CUNTS!!

Nominated by Nurse Cunty

Quartermass 2019

A new TV version of the adventures of writer Nigel Kneale’s heroic scientist Professor Bernard Quatermass is in the works.
So yet another classic gets its sad corpse exhumed and propped up for the camera so that unimaginative writers and willingly enslaved yes-men directors can insult the memory of earlier, better writers and filmmakers.
If it’s not a remake of the first BBC series (or Hammer film) then it’s utterly redundant anyway as Kneale himself killed off Quatermass in the late 70s ITV show finale, in a nuclear explosion, along with the evil alien bastards and, rather pleasingly, several hundred annoying hippies.
The crappy 2005 remake of Xperiment doesn’t count because it was shit.
Given that Nigel Kneale passed away in 2006 who d’ya think will be writing this?
My bet’s on Mark FUCKING Gatiss, given his sterling work bumming the corpse of Sherlock Holmes into dust.
Kneale’s original stories addressed current (at the time) social issues but in a thoughtful, imaginative manner.
Now we can expect (guess which) social issues to be stuffed in the viewer’s face in the most witless and obvious fashion.
Cinematic necrophilia of the foullest kind, and none of these poofy modern actors are fit to play Quatermass anyway.
Except perhaps Timothy Dalton.
Cunts… (except Tim obviously).

Nominated by Mr Bastard