Richard Branson (11)

Richard fucking Branson. Again.

This grinning, bearded, hippy arsewipe is seeking to outcunt Geldof, if that is at all possible.

‘Richard Branson, the British billionaire behind the Virgin group of companies, announced last week that he was planning to hold a concert to raise money for aid for Venezuela – inspired by similar benefits like Live Aid.’

Branson is again seeking publicity opportunities to puff up his pathetic profile. Well why not? LiveAid did such a lot of good for Ethiopia didn’t it? Well, it certainly didn’t do Soapdodger any harm. In fact U2, Queen, Geldof and a few warlords did very well indeed.
We can only hope that Branson benefits in like fashion.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Ash Sarkar

An overdue cunting for one Ash Sarkar. I cannot believe this parasite hasn’t been on the receiving end as yet, I will be the first.

A “journalist” and left-wing political activist says Wikipedia. She loves Corbyn and is a self declared Commie who describes herself on Twitter as, “Anarcho-fabulous. Muslim. THFC. Walks like a supermodel. Fucks like a champion. Luxury communism now!”

Fuck me, doesn’t she sound like one confused snowflake cunt?
She “works” for a radical left-wing alternative media organisation and is increasingly appearing on our TV screens such as on Daily Politics, Channel 4 News and Newsnight to name a few.

Says she teaches at Angela Ruskin university, but when checking their website there is no reference to her, maybe she went and gave a talk once and now claims to be a lecturer. Total fraud of a cunt.

She says she walks like a supermodel but that is the closest she will ever get to a catwalk, and is super desperate to appear ‘pretty’ judging from her selfies (all on Google Images). She would be more useful as Corbyn’s bike stand.

Says she fucks like a champion? Jeez, I do hope no one has had the misfortune of spending the night with her. Maybe Corbyn could do her a favour as he likes a bit of “Abbot”.

She is a total cunt who is getting too big for her boots and I hope this is the first of many a cunting for this dog of a bitch (apologies to all canines).

Nominated by Bill

Dal Babu

Cheif Superintendent Dal Babu

Dal Babu needs a good, thorough cunting. The former senior police wanker is all over the press just now defending IS bride Harvey Pric- I mean Shamima Begum. Well, the cunt has plenty of time on his hands for such frivolity, having quit the police force. This Ross-from-Friends twat picked up his football and stormed off home in a huff because he didn’t get a promotion. The deluded cunt thinks he should be handed promotion on a gold platter because he is “diverse”. Not enough diversity in the top brass, you see? So, it’s discrimination if someone doesn’t get a job because of their ethnicity? A hate crime? A violation of human rights? But it’s ok to GIVE someone a job because of their racial profile? Fuck me! Maybe you just weren’t good enough, you prick. I thought the police were there to protect people and to deal with criminality, instead of banging the drum for effniks. BAME-y cunts are not interested in joining the police anyway, they’re more interested in architecture. I digress – Dal Baboon only seems to rear his greasy head to bleat about poor wee peaceful victims like Bagel. Islam first. Always. The cunt.

Nominated by Shite & Onions

Nick Boles

I know Nasty Nick Boles would love a good analling but what he really needs is a damned good cunting. It’s a big surprise that he hasn’t been cunted yet.

This remoaning, EU-loving soy boy is determined to stop Brexit despite a clear majority of the country and 61% of his constituency voting to Leave. His Norway-style, Common Market 2.0 version of Brexit is a total pile of shit that would force the UK to stay in the Customs Union and Single Market, contrary to the Conservatives’ manifesto for the 2017 General Election.

This cunt, with the facial features of a rancid rat, has a PPE from Oxford, that degree taken by wet, left-wing bastards who wish to spend their lives freeloading off the taxpayer and forcing liberal-left policies, which we never voted for, down our throats. And on the subject of freeloading, this eunuch used Parliamentary expenses to claim the cost of Hebrew lessons so that he can speak to his Israeli boyfriend when he doesn’t have a gob full of cock.

Nick ‘no’ Boles is a Blairite social democrat who doesn’t belong in the Conservative Party. The only party he should be in is one of Michael Barrymore’s pool parties.

Nick Boles – fucking CUNT.

Nominated by Hard Brexit Cunt

Shiraz Maher

Urgent mega- cunting for Shiraz Maher, academic at King’s College London. The revoking of Begum’s British citizenship was racist according to this scruffy bearded cunt who once belonged to Hizb ut-Tahrir, an extremist Islamist organisation banned in many countries including Egypt and Saudi Arabia but not dear old UK. Islamic “communities” across the UK agree with him. Born in Birmingham of Pakistani parents. If he has Pakistani citizenship revoke his British citizenship and send him off to Pakistan, that Islamic paradise on earth which was so idyllic his mom and dad fucked off out of it. I’m sick to death of these fucking hypocritical peace loving cunts.

Nominated by Fimbriations