Now unbeknownst to you all I once ran a 25 litre reflux still and used to knock out my own hooch.

My specialty was a ginger vodka that would put the Prince of Wales to shame.

Anyway, to cut to the chase; I used to pour samples into milk bottles and wait for them to clarify. One night I had sampled a bit and decided not to take the trip and used a handy receptacle.

The next night I went to check my stock and found a perfect sample, good Ginger aroma so I took a swig. Aroma/flavor/ after burn were some what lacking.

So on this I would like to educated announce that the “Fosters Radler” tastes worse than my piss (samples available on request)

Nominated by Lord Benny

As the government introduce a new level of sex education into schools where parents will not be able to opt out in the interests of diversity and inclusion I urge cunters to educate themselves about Alfred Kinsey the father of the sexual revolution.

Portrayed as a hero by the the media, Hollywood and the liberal left but if you do some digging on this entomologist I hope you’ll draw your own conclusions about his legacy and how this mans influence has now reached into the classrooms of western schools.

I hope admin will find this fit to post because this is a fucking nightmare.

Nominated by Sixdog Vomit

The baby SJW’s and their fuckwit, far left teachers who today (Friday 15th March) took part in a march outside parliament to demand that the UK do something about climate change need a serious cunting. First of all, there’s no way you’re going to convince me that a bunch of schoolies suddenly decided to coordinate a mass demonstration on climate change, or any issue, all by themselves. No. The dumb little shits have been brainwashed by their ‘teachers’ into doing this. The fact is though, most of these cretins don’t even deserve to be called teachers, because the vast majority of them are just far left activists who have infiltrated the education system, and now are indoctrinating our children in Marxist dogma.

And then there’s the march itself, which apparently saw these school children shouting foul mouthed slogans, egged on by their ‘teachers’. They must be so proud. And when these arrogant little know nothings had finished their protest against US, their elders, harming the environment, they all went home again, leaving behind a mountain of plastic bottles, misspelled placards and other assorted detritus. Can you little bastards spell ‘hypocrites’? No, of course you can’t. Your ‘teachers’ aren’t doing their jobs, they’re too busy filling your heads with bullshit about how you own the world and WE, your elders, somehow owe you EVERYTHING that you want. Except we don’t.

If they actually cared about the environment, they would have taken their crap with them. I bet not a single one of those idiots gave a second’s thought to what they were doing when they threw their bottles and other rubbish on the ground. How we can take them seriously on this issue when they haven’t even got the intelligence to practice what they were sanctimoniously preaching? And clearly, nobody bothered to do any research, because if they had, they would have known that the UK has reduced C02 levels more than any other country in the world this year. To levels that haven’t been seen the 1880’s.

Instead of pandering to these over entitled little shits, the government should be initiating an aggressive purge of our schools. Get rid of all the lefties, who are doing nothing but brainwashing our children with their warped ideology, and replacing them with teachers who will keep their politics OUT of the classroom, and the fucking job they’re paid to do.

Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw

The darling climate change rabble rousers and their complicit teachers, schools, academies of excellence, media and government. Basically the whole lot of assorted wankstains that tarnish the respectability of this nation and humanity in general. These CHILDREN couldn’t even tell you the chemical composition of one of their own rank farts yet we’re supposed to accept that they really understand global climate science when even the adults don’t either?

If they were protesting anything else or trying to take a day off school to go on holiday there would be no end to their criticism in the arsewipe newspapers, given it is as we all know an ironclad rule of the borg collective that no child can miss a crucial indoctrination session!

So why has this transgression been allowed and sanctioned, not just here but in other nations too? Being the cynical arsehole that I am, I believe it’s because man-made climate change is a load of sagging bollocks that is being used as a guise by the ruling class to justify shunting mankind towards a brave new world where workers are to be nothing more than permanent poverty class drone rats confined to cities. Or at the very least just used as an excuse to tax the hell out of the working class even more in order to keep the status quo.

No, I don’t believe the ‘science is settled’. Yes, I believe it’s been heavily influenced politically and financially – a conspiracy. Regardless, using children in this way is abuse. Also, funny how their liberal teachers would probably slate any parents for instilling the fear of an imaginary Christian hell in them, yet are willing to get them all paranoid about the spectre of climate change. Hypocritical, manipulative, abusive.

Let the children enjoy their childhood you cunts..if the world is going to shit they will have all of their adulthood to be miserable about it and drink themselves to death like everyone else.

Nominated by The Big Chunky Cunty

I would like to nominate the (anti) social media site LinkedIn for a cunting.

I had avoided this shite for years until I was press-ganged into joining by the MD of a company I was working for back in 2007.

After replying to his one and only message to me – which was a connection request – it remained unused for another 10yrs.

I use LinkedIn for one purpose, and one purpose alone, to check to see if my referees are still working at the same place/have the same job title when sending out my CV for a new job.

Obviously in that time LinkedIn now has the obligatory “app” and when using it for the first time in 2yrs it suddenly struck me that it literally is FaceCunt lite.

The home page is just strewn with virtue-signalling messages manufactured for likes alone. Don’t these twats get enough endorphin hits from their multitude of other (anti) social media outlets without polluting this site with their irrelevant, vacuous bullshit!

LinkedIn was supposed to connect businesses and workers, end of. The addition of a message board may well increase LinkedIn’s click-bait revenue stream but it has turned it from being a tolerated experience to a loathsome one.

And it’s not without its neo-liberal Stasi, always on hand to deplatform anyone not “on message”.

I remember one heinous crime where – in response to some “likes” fishing message – the responder (obviously a waycist Nazi) replied: “I don’t care, this is a business site for goodness sake!” – well you’d think so wouldn’t you?

I fucking howled at that one! Alas the LinkedIn Stasi were less mirthful. The next day I went to show a work colleague mate (with similar views on social meejah) the message and response, and while the purile “look at me” message was still there, the response was gone.

Moreover a search for the responder revealed that they too were gone from the site!

So LinkedIn is a cunt, and is no different to all the other (anti) social media platforms that have single handedly removed any notion of common sense, or thinking for oneself, from the digital sheep masses.

Cunts!

Nominated by Rebel without a Cunt!

Atheists

‘Let’s start at the very beginning, it’s a very good place to start’. There was a Beginning. There was a Start. There was a ‘Creation Event’. There was The Big Bang. Now this last was formulated by the priest- scientist Father (later Monsignor) Georges Lemaitre.
Now before Lemaitre and Einstein the prevailing scientific view was a ‘steady state’ universe. In other words that it had always existed and would always exist. Lemaitre PROVED by his observations and calculations that there was a BEGINNING. In fact, there is more evidence with ‘red shift’ and radio waves for The Big Bang than for Relativity.
Now Lemaitre didn’t get up one morning and think to himself-‘I am going to prove the truth of Genesis’. No, it is first and foremost a scientific explanation (but as I will try to show with religious implications) of how the universe came into existence.
You know the Pope at the time was cockahoop and wanted to use it as a way of spreading the Faith. But Lemaitre rebuked him insisting that discussion was kept in the scientific realm.
When Einstein first heard the theory expounded by Lemaitre he said-‘This is the most beautiful and satisfactory explanation of creation to which I have ever listened’.
‘Nothing comes from nothing, nothing ever could’. Nothing comes from nothing. Ex nihilo nihil fit. (with thanks to Freddie the Frog). Nothing comes from nothing. Now nothing is not an The Abyss or The Void because those two words predispose the existence of space. No nothing means ABSOLUTELY nothing. There was no space-no extension. There was no time-no duration. I know it is difficult to get your head around but please bear with me.
So there was NOTHING. NO THING. Then there was SOMETHING. Now nothing comes from nothing remember. In other words NOTHING CANNOT CREATE.. Only a Creator can create. Therefore there must be a CREATOR. It is intellectually dishonest to hold to a different view.
Now you might try and slip out of this by slipping into another universe. The Multiverse idea. Which, I’m afraid, I cannot be arsed to go into. But if you read Father Robert Spitzer (another religious simpleton) at the Magis Center he explains it all. To do with The Penrose Number, the Law of Entropy (that all matter tends to dissipate), other stuff.
Anyway, I’m done.

Nominated by Miles Plastic