A Level Results and Oxbridge Entry.

Honestly – I hate this time if year. Pages of shit in the papers about fucking A levels and the inevitable pictures of a group of fit young birds jumping in the air or crying and hugging their mates. But what really deserves the cunting is the inevitable stories of some recent arrival who came by uber-dinghy and, despite speaking no English, has managed to get 50 A stars and has been offered a place at Oxford or Cambridge. The Libtards then get to wank all over it as they are so pleased it is another nail in the coffin of indigenous Brits.

How about improving education for all the white working class kids? Or are they to spend their lives being subservient to the imported scum of the world?

Nominated by Lord Cuntingford

In car stereo/boomboxes.
It’s that time of year, gets a bit warm and you can bet your life someone wants to announce their cuntishness.
You hear them before you can see them. Usually a crappy Corsa, Fiesta or Focus exuding a fucking awful noise thumping away.
When you see the culprit, it is probably a specimen of the under-class, culturally appropriating something of African American origin blaring out of an open car window.
Why bother with the sound system, why not show the world what an A1 Cunt you and put a neon sign on the car roof proudly stating: CUNT!
It would save all our eardrums from the total auditory shite issuing from the car.
Secondly, but maybe equal to these pricks, are the mongs who park up outside your house and dock their smart phones into the loud speaker system and carry on a long and boring conversation, blissfully unaware that anyone can hear the fucking drivel from both parties in a 20 yard radius.
Absolute cunts all of them.

Nominated by Cuntalugs

Demanding an inquiry into “Islamophobia” within the Tory party. These cunts have set themselves up as some sort of authority without being elected by anyone, and are now trying to embed themselves into British politics.

They have created the word “Islamophobia”, have tried to make it a crime, and apply it to any criticism of their beliefs to try and stop a reasoned argument as their own ideology can’t stand up on its own two feet.

Stop wasting your time with the Tory party. If you don’t like what we say and do, fuck off.

Nominated by Duke of Cuntshire

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I would like to nominate Cunt Logic for a cunting.

“ Regular” Logic goes like this –

A = C therefore B = C.

Cunt Logic, on the other hand, expresses it thus –

A = C therefore B = Z.

To give some real life applications of Cunt Logic –

Trans athletes born male but identifying as female must compete against female athletes even though they have the biological advantages of a male. This is Cunt Logic.

If something appears on social media saying that someone is racist, homophobe, anti-trans or anti- wimmin it must be true. And the more “ likes” it gets, the truer it is. Cunt Logic.

Anyone who voted for Brexit is a narrow minded bigot but anyone who voted Remain is an enlightened, cosmopolitan paragon of virtue with a brain the size of a planet.

Cunt Logic is no joke. It’s ravaged our universities so that they are no longer the habitation of the wise, civilised, learned or intelligent but rather the habitation of morons, cretins and cunts. It has similarly ravaged public service broadcasting and our public institutions.

Without doubt Cunt Logic, if it continues to go unchallenged, will lead to the demise of western civilisation within a generation.

Fuck off.

Nominated by Marvellous Mechanical Cunting Machine

A cunting from The Force for the ultimate fanboy sci-fi behemoth, Star Wars.

Despite my username, I have never actually sat through a full episode of any of the Star Wars films. There’s this whole impenetrable fanfare wankery over Star Wars which largely puts me off; akin to a religion or a fucking cult. With the exception of the equally embarrassing followers of Star Trek, no film franchise exists with such inane, obsessive cunts as Star Wars.

The greed of Disney and George Lucas before them must not go unmentioned. The fans will lap up any Star Wars trinket, rarity or other cheap shite and Lucas/Disney know they have an infinite well of gullible fucking punters who will spend money hand over fist on this turgid, played out bollocks.

And now for the main course – the politicisation of the recent films. Even for the rare disinterested cunt like me, the furore over the agenda-driven last film in the franchise was impossible to ignore. The returning old cast male members were truly emasculated and watered down, while Teh Wimminz were out there, kicking arse and taking names. This whole concept of badass women in films makes me truly fucking laugh because perhaps 1 in 10,000 of them won’t scream like a fucking banshee if they see a spider in the bathroom.

I hate Star Wars, and now with added SJW flavour, the films are about as appealing to me as cold vomit. Fuck off Luke, and may The Cunt be with you.

Nominated by The Empire Cunts Back