I’d like to nominate loud co-workers, the type who have to shout instead of talk. There’s two for a nomination in my office, both wimminz – one always sounds like she’s having an argument when she’s on the phone. The other is the most pleasant person you could meet, but is she bloody annoying !!! She talks loudly, especially on the phone, where her conversation is always punctuated with loud laughter.
A typical phone conversation as follows :
”Hallo? Haaaaaaallo, hahahahaha, oh did you? oh my god hahahahahaahah. o-o-o-oka-a-a-ay hahahahaah etc…..’ on and on ad nauseam.
Whilst on the subject of co-workers, also a nomination for those who eat smelly food in the office and stink the place out, got some of them in my office too, cunts.

Nominated by Mystic Maven

Public furtive objection to Smoking!! Please.

A massive cunting to people who begin pointedly sniffing or coughing when they get within 100 paces of me trying to enjoy a snout. I agree its a shitty habit etc etc, and I’m not a heavy smoker BUT! I actually go out of my way to not smoke around others. Always outside, if I see people coming along I’ll cross the road or shift to suit the wind. It’s not enough though is it? The looks that are cast my way like I’m some sort of Leper ringing a fucking bell I can take, but the pronounced sniffing and coughing that always follows is getting the old gander up.

Should I quit? Absolutely, but for now it’s my choice and my money. I despise fat people (amongst many) but I certainly don’t go around audibly tutting and shaking my head at every Jabba The Hut I encounter in Aldi or Asda. I think the next time it happens I’m just going to go out of my way to blow it right into their eyes. The Cunts.

Nominated by Roger the Shrubber.. son of Roger

I’d noticed that my broadband and phone bill had crept up to over £60 and knew that my contract was due to run out in 3 months time, so I rang them to see what could be done to get it reduced. The woman on the other end virtually told me to Fuck Off until nearer the time that the contract ran out.

I was so mad that I signed up with EE who were offering exactly the same package for less than £30. Two days later I got a message from BT saying that I’d have to pay a cancellation fee..I ignored it. Two days later got a phone call from BT to say that they could immediately cancel,without charges,my present contract and offer me a new 18 month contract identical to my present one for £29. I agreed because it meant not having to set up a new e-mail address,and tbf,. they’ve always been good about getting the phone working when the snow or winds cause disruption.

Now, I’m grateful to them for the new contract, but really all it does is expose how much they’ve been overcharging in the past. Loyalty to a company seems to carry a penalty these days instead of a discount.

Nominated by Dick Fiddler

It’s time to cunt those that don’t give a shit,

Leaving for work from a reasonable house in a reasonable car on a reasonable wage at 5am I drove through I few know estates. Not a fuckin light on no cunt at the bus stop. The useless lazy cunts are still in bed after a nite of drugs booze and sex. The kids will obviously be collected for school via taxi coz the munter parents can’t be arsed to take them, free meals free transportation to and from . Social services in daily attendance to ensure parents get the support they need . Sky , big TV phone a given .

Fuck off let the cunts die and fuck off so can pay less to them that pay nothing CUNTS

Nominated by Harry The Bastard

Bercow again.

We have seen this unelected (except by fellow cunts) twat do his best to overturn Brexit. Now the diminutive goblin lookalike wants to forbid Trump to address parliament.

A pointless tosser who has puffed himself up to deny the elected president of our greatest ally the courtesy of parliament. What the fuck is the point of parliament when insignificant cunts like Bercow are allowed so much say?

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble