For any cunters who have been living under a rock for the last 24 hours, this is the fella who forcibly ejected a dopey Greenpeace “activist” from an formal dinner at the Mansion House on Thursday evening in order to prevent said fuckwit from approaching the top table and spewing forth a load of eco-bile to the assembled throng.

He has since come in for a great deal of flak from the leftie/feminazi/ecotwat brigade because he apparently used “excessive force” in so doing. Utter bollocks. Jesus H, if anyone was listening to that fucking daft bint Fogarty on LBC this afternoon, you’ll know what I’m on about here…..

He’s a bit of a hero really, so why, I hear you ask, is he a cunt?

BECAUSE HE APOLOGISED FOR IT.

Nominated by Ghee The Witches

Mark Field is certainly NOT a cunt. He did what any decent person would have done when demonstators stormed the Mansion House to potentially threaten life and limb of the eminent people present.

Even the security guards – where the fuck were they incidentally? – said he grappled the demonstrator in question exactly as they had been trained to do.

No, Field’s behaviour was in no way cuntish – but the actions of the Foreign Office in suspending him was cuntish in the extreme. And who is the Foreign Secretary? Why, none other than potential PM Jeremy Cunt – sorry, Hunt – who has just proved to all and sundry that he’s more than a wee bit weak and wobbly.

Nominated by Pedantic Cunt

Violent lefties.

Palestine Solidarity Campaign and the good old plastic skinheads the antifarts.

These fucking cowards should have the motto “only in a crowd”

The latest action, as reported in the Daily Snail, is the PSC violently intimidating Jewish shop owners, with one daft cunt even commending old Adolf the Bastard himself.

These utter cunts make my blood boil. I’m not Jewish, but I know some Jewish business owners, and what Israel does or doesn’t do isn’t their fucking fault. The ones I know are generally savvy business men that buy and sell what sells and makes them a few quid, paying their fair dues in tax along the way and giving an eye watering amount of their profits away to charities (and not the popular ones with their expensive offices in London and millionaire trustees, but local hospices and individuals who have had a shit start and gone off the rails. Regardless of religeous or other affiliations).

But it’s ok for these cunts to get violent and more worryingly than that, it now appears to be ok to be violent towards Jews.
Night of the long knives???

I wonder if Channel 4’s holy-jokes will compiment its far right anti Islamist gang with a far left anti Semitic one to balance out its indoctination of the youth? I thought not! Utter lopsided cunts!

These far left bully boys need a lesson in history and fast. I suggest the World at War series whilst strapped to a Clockwork Orange desk chair with their eyeballs exposed and all 16 or so episodes with no eye drops.

I bet they all drive Audis and fucking VWs too the cunts. No doubt a VW van that looks like it’s been pimped with a gift card from Halfords.

Nominated by Blimpo

Cheshire Constabulary and the fucking Guardian.

I’ll try to keep this short.

Matthew Furlong applies to join Cheshire Rozzers.

Matthew scores highly. Matthews Dad is a DI in Cheshire Rozzers.

Matthew, despite his excellent application, interview and pedigree doesn’t get into the force cus the fuz are only interested in taking on Blacks, Gays, MGBGTV8’s, spackers and Somalian Pirates, it is, apparently called, Positive Action.

I’m fairly certain it was once called ‘positive discrimination’ and look where that got us, anyone remember Diarrhoea Rennie, the first and absolutely the worst Premier League referee ever, sorry I meant to say he was black.

Anyway back to the story.

Matthew gets rejected, his dad launches a complaint,
the case goes to court and eventually Matthews case is upheld and he gets to join the rozzers.

Matthews case hits the headlines, Cheshire Rozzers admit they discriminated against him in favour of anyone that wasn’t a White Honky Male and the case creates a precedent.

Try to find this story on the Grauns website. You won’t.

In the eyes of the Liberartie Bastard cunts at the Graun White Males can’t be the victims of discrimination.

And finally the cunt that promoted this policy is DCC Jeanette McCormick, I’ll cunt this politically correct waste of oxygen when I’ve got more time but in the meantime let’s hope Jeanette goes on the ‘lone beat in Dewsbury, or Cheetham Hill or Moss Side or Bradford…..

Fucking shit cunt bastards.

Nominated by CuntyMcCuntface

I want to nominate that ultra- remainer, thick lightweight Cameron- babe, Heidi (“Cunti”) Allen for a cunting.

Cunti’s speciality, apart from being as thick as two short planks, is denying reality and forgetting things.

After the referendum Cunti said she would honour the result as she did not want to live in a “ banana republic” that ignored democratic votes. Now it seems that she would like to ignore the referendum after all and is only too happy to live in a banana republic. It seems Cunti has conveniently forgotten her previous remarks.

She recently denied on Twitter that her conservative constituency members were planning on deselecting her for her opposition to Brexit. Oh yes they were ! According to the Telegraph, one of Cunti’s incisive constituents has got her nailed down to a tee as a “ghastly self- promoter forever flicking her hair on late night tv when she should be representing us”.

And then there’s the tweet she sent to Guy Verhofstadt – “would you give us an extension Guy if we secure a second referendum please?” For this creepy, sickening tweet, Cunti frankly deserves to be hung, drawn and quartered at Traitors Gate.

Victoria Derbyshire on her BBC show asked the gob smacked Cunti, “ why should anyone trust what you say after you said you would honour the referendum”. Cunti responded, “that’s a good question “. Yes it is – so what’s the answer you daft cunt? It seems the answer is a deal that would satisfy Cunti and the rest of the village idiots at Change Nothing UK. And we all know the only deal that will satisfy them is staying in the EU.

Cunti was at it again last week saying that the Brexit Party had failed and Change Nothing had been a huge success !!!! Prior to that she ratted on her colleagues ( who we all cunts anyway) and told them to vote Illeberal Democunt instead. This while she is acting as leader of the Change Nothings!! Now her and Sourberries are scratching each other’s eyes out.

Heidi Allen is a demented, mad cow, lightweight, self promoting, thick cunt. She needs to get back to washing dishes, doing the school round and fingering herself all day. She is incapable of adding anything of substance to this country and it’s governance.

Fuck off.

Nominated by Marvellous Mechanical Cunting Machine

Ethan Bramble is a cunt. Who the fuck is Ethan Bramble? Exactly. Wanted by Aussie police for assault this cunt is ‘famous’ on the internet for tattooing his eyeballs black amongst other fucking vile things he’s done to his body. His tongue is forked, he has piercings and tattoos all over. He’s done it he says ‘to be unemployable’. What a cock.
Fucking cunt needs a dose of rock-breaking at Her Majesty’s Pleasure to instil a work-ethic.
What is fucking galling is that cunts like this can exist at all. Fuck this shite society that breeds these cunts.
I just fucking laugh to think my 12+ flights a year shorten the amount of time these Millennial Cunts can indulge themselves. I’ll be gone and they can fucking cry themselves to sleep as they share their safe-spaces with 500 million African migrants. Cunts.

Nominated by zippy.

Ethan Bramble

Self identifying as “the world’s most modified yoot” the sick cunt has 98% of its body covered in tattoos, as well as having body modifications including a forked tongue and a chopped cock. Has it got a job? Would anyone employ it? Well the Lib Dems need a new leader as do the Tories hmmm – however Yours Truly is sure you are ahead orf him. Correct. It is a social media influencer, model and poster boy for body modifications and hails from Oz, once bastion orf “no pooftahs” and old world virtues but now sadly sicko central.
So have Oz police charged the cunt for an offence against public decency and given it a kicking to help it orn its way as they would have done in me day? Oh no an alleged crime infinitely more heinous – it threw a can orf beer in an Australian bar. Again in me day that was how one adjusted the air-con or started a fight. To compound its felony it then posted a photo orf itself on social media directing a full Churchillian at the police. In response Australia’s finest posted a wanted notice on FaceBook. Woops dearie. Oz has gone Wuz.

Nominated by Sir Limply Stoke