Jeff Koons
Koons is an American conman who has made a fortune out of persuading filthy rich collectors with more money than sense to buy his ludicrous “works of art”. It´s difficult to describe the triteness and blatant phoniness of his material. One of his most famous pieces is a metal sculpture called “Rabbit” which sold for US$91 million. Yes US$91 million!!! It´s said to be the highest price paid for any living artist´s work.
I recently saw a TV interview with Koons who said he had been commissioned to create a sculpture for a Swedish couple who admired his work and was thinking of creating a piston engine that would be 50 feet high and cost somewhere between US$25 million and U$50 million. The Swedes loved the idea and have presumably written a blank cheque payable to Koons.
Despite all this hype, Koons, the darling of the American and Eurotrash art scene, sprang to fame on the back – or should I say up the arse – of a porn slut called Ilona Staller better known as Cicciolina. He was married to her in the 1980s and later made a series of pictures and sculptures with names like “Dirty Ejaculation” and “Ilonaʼs Asshole” showing him screwing her.
Do I sound jealous of him? Of course I fucking well am!

Nominated by Mr Polly

Femi Oluwole

An emergency Remain cunting is in order for the little Dark Key motherfucker who seems to run the Remain campaign in London, single-handedly if you believe the BBC, who has run off whining because a nasty man told him to “fuck off”. He has rather a high pitched nan cy voice, our Femi, like slubberguts Lammy:

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/kings-college-london-probe-after-senior-lecturer-in-mental-health-filmed-poking-remain-campaigner-a4149331.html

An academic who doesn’t have his arse in the clouds speaks sense and Femi O and Osborne’s Comic seem intent on finishing off his career.

If I had the chance I would like to tell the little arsewipe where he can stick his threadbare student politics soundbites. Fuck off you little troublemaker – you can dish it out but can’t take it

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

I would like to nominate the NHS for a solid cunting.

Now, before piss gets flash-vapoured and shit starts hanging sideways, please allow me to state some crucial clarifications:

1) I am in no way cunting overworked, decent honest healthcare professionals

2) The cunting is aimed at the NHS as a public body and how it is failing the indigenous population at large

3) I am well aware that interfering politicians have used and abused the NHS for electoral manipulation and vested interests. However, the topic is vast and there are nevertheless plenty of cunts within the NHS itself, and I am restricting the scope of this cunting accordingly

So….

Why am I cunting the NHS. How could a patriot like me even dare to nominate such a cornerstone of British history?

Quite easily, as it turns out. The NHS, thanks to incorrect prioritising, terrible management and a refusal to embrace reform is no longer fit for purpose.

Now, the influx of NHS tourists, lobbas, goatfuckers and all faecal shades of brown between is undoubtedly straining the NHS. The rapid population increase is not something I can blame the NHS for, of course. But the fact that the NHS has such an abysmal policy of treating all comers, and an even more pitiful method of trying to recoup money from non-nationals is definitely down to their cuntliness. The procedure for collecting debt is tantamount to asking non-English speaking recipients from abroad “Can you pay for your treatment? No? OK then. We’ll carry on treating you anyway.”

The immigration health surcharges and supposed fees payable by non-British recipients is recouped in less than a third of fucking cases – I implore you to watch the BBC documentary ‘Hospital’ (yes, BBC, but even broken clocks are right twice a day) to see how conniving the foreigners are and how fucking lily-livered the NHS is in collecting these payments. I’m frankly amazed that the BBC allowed this programme to be commissioned.

Remember how many times the NHS managers told us that post-Brexit, even a slight reduction in immigrant applicants to join the NHS would cause total meltdown? On the very, very broad assumption that their claims are not exaggerations, we have to ask ourselves – why does the supposed best healthcare system model of all time need to rely so heavily on non-English speaking people imported from the Third World? Surely the problem in this instance is with the recruitment process, the conditions and in my opinion, the ridiculously low pay for nurses and assistants.

And let us not forget the sheer array of consultants to the NHS (not to be confused with medical healthcare consultants) employed at any and every opportunity – overblown IT projects, management, supplies, cleaners, maintenance and so on. As much as successive governments have fucked up, the NHS itself has been woefully impotent in dealing with rotten practices at its core.

Does the NHS need to go private? No. Does it need reform? Absolutely.

As long as the situation exists where Africans can jet into the country and give birth, without enforcement of insurance or fees, with no obvious contributions into the system and receive the same – if not better – care than you, then the NHS is a cunt. Period.

Nomination by The Empire Cunts Back