Why is ‘Russia’ a Cunt?

We know that up until its demise in 1991, the USSR had been quite cunty.

We know that the country now known as Russia is governed by Putin, who is roughly the cup of tea of some and the anathema of others. Just like in every democratic country the whole world over.

We know that it’s won Eurovision when it shouldn’t have, but we’ll park that for now.

Is it me being thick, or do I genuinely not get why the American left-wing media just routinely goes “Russia Russia Russia Russia” and “Putin Putin Putin Putin” as a slur against that very Eastern-European country. I might be young and naive, born as a (very proud to be) Thatcher’s child in 1979, but my understanding is that the cold war has ended.

I’m genuinely baffled and nonplussed as to why the completely mainstream, ie reaching out to the most viewership, US media is perpetuating this myth of ‘Russia’ being the ‘arch-enemy’ of the US, on the basis of seemingly nothing at all other than just making them able to say ‘Russia’, ‘Russian’ and ‘Putin’ innumerable times in any given broadcast. Am I missing something? I might just be ignorant.

I would link to the ingenious video of Rachel MadCow saying ‘Russia’ and ‘Putin’ about 190 times in one broadcast… but of course, that edit has been elided from YT with all algorithms warned at pain of digital death not to resurrect it.

Nominated by WokeUpTodayAndRealisedWhatACuntIAm

A Level Results and Oxbridge Entry.

Honestly – I hate this time if year. Pages of shit in the papers about fucking A levels and the inevitable pictures of a group of fit young birds jumping in the air or crying and hugging their mates. But what really deserves the cunting is the inevitable stories of some recent arrival who came by uber-dinghy and, despite speaking no English, has managed to get 50 A stars and has been offered a place at Oxford or Cambridge. The Libtards then get to wank all over it as they are so pleased it is another nail in the coffin of indigenous Brits.

How about improving education for all the white working class kids? Or are they to spend their lives being subservient to the imported scum of the world?

Nominated by Lord Cuntingford

In car stereo/boomboxes.
It’s that time of year, gets a bit warm and you can bet your life someone wants to announce their cuntishness.
You hear them before you can see them. Usually a crappy Corsa, Fiesta or Focus exuding a fucking awful noise thumping away.
When you see the culprit, it is probably a specimen of the under-class, culturally appropriating something of African American origin blaring out of an open car window.
Why bother with the sound system, why not show the world what an A1 Cunt you and put a neon sign on the car roof proudly stating: CUNT!
It would save all our eardrums from the total auditory shite issuing from the car.
Secondly, but maybe equal to these pricks, are the mongs who park up outside your house and dock their smart phones into the loud speaker system and carry on a long and boring conversation, blissfully unaware that anyone can hear the fucking drivel from both parties in a 20 yard radius.
Absolute cunts all of them.

Nominated by Cuntalugs

Demanding an inquiry into “Islamophobia” within the Tory party. These cunts have set themselves up as some sort of authority without being elected by anyone, and are now trying to embed themselves into British politics.

They have created the word “Islamophobia”, have tried to make it a crime, and apply it to any criticism of their beliefs to try and stop a reasoned argument as their own ideology can’t stand up on its own two feet.

Stop wasting your time with the Tory party. If you don’t like what we say and do, fuck off.

Nominated by Duke of Cuntshire

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I would like to nominate Cunt Logic for a cunting.

“ Regular” Logic goes like this –

A = C therefore B = C.

Cunt Logic, on the other hand, expresses it thus –

A = C therefore B = Z.

To give some real life applications of Cunt Logic –

Trans athletes born male but identifying as female must compete against female athletes even though they have the biological advantages of a male. This is Cunt Logic.

If something appears on social media saying that someone is racist, homophobe, anti-trans or anti- wimmin it must be true. And the more “ likes” it gets, the truer it is. Cunt Logic.

Anyone who voted for Brexit is a narrow minded bigot but anyone who voted Remain is an enlightened, cosmopolitan paragon of virtue with a brain the size of a planet.

Cunt Logic is no joke. It’s ravaged our universities so that they are no longer the habitation of the wise, civilised, learned or intelligent but rather the habitation of morons, cretins and cunts. It has similarly ravaged public service broadcasting and our public institutions.

Without doubt Cunt Logic, if it continues to go unchallenged, will lead to the demise of western civilisation within a generation.

Fuck off.

Nominated by Marvellous Mechanical Cunting Machine