The Rolling Stones are cunts…

This week was the 50th anniversary of the death of Brian Jones… Now, I know the surviving Stones like to piss on him and slag him off whenever they can, but you think they’d give the bloke who formed the band a wee mention on July 3rd 2019? I know they didn’t get on with the lad and they think he was a cunt (Mick and Keef having the nerve to chastise someone else for being a cunt?!) but a nod to the man who started the Stones rolling seems to be too much to ask… Thing is, these rapacious relics eulogise and acknowledge every other fucker on social media (usually people who had nothing to do with the band and usually some obscure blues cunt or session player) and Richards still insisting that Stu founded the Stones (when he didn’t) is childish and cuntish revisionism in the extreme…. And Keef having the balls to slag Jones about drug use? Didn’t this cunt almost destroy the band with his antics in Toronto?… They can find time to crawl around Ed Sheercunt and that tuneless Florence Machine cunt… But their founder gets fuck all on the 50th anniversary of his passing… Desiccated cunts…

Nominated by Norman

A cunting that wont mean that much to most cunters but which is significant to cunts like me who follow southern hemisphere rugby.
The Crusaders, the Christchurch, NZ super rugby team are to change their logo, a crusader knight, and later their name because of the mosque shootings and the offence the name and logo gives to Moslems.
The Crusaders have been around as a team since 1996 and are the most successful franchise. No fucker has ever likened them to Christian Crusaders but rather to determined fighters on the field. Their ground has mock castles as part of the general identity.
I notice that the UK Saracens are under no pressure to change their name despite the numerous atrocities carried out in the name of a certain religion. Perhaps because us normal people don’t look for offence and the professional offence takers have no problem identifying with murderers who are right-on.
And what of the All Blacks, the culturally appropriating cunts? Les Bleus, an insult to Smurfs everywhere?
As we have seen with Israel Folau, rugby is now awash with virtue signalling.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Just read this story and it has monumentally steamed my tits.

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/uknews/uks-most-senior-asian-policewoman-is-suing-scotland-yard-for-racial-and-gender-discrimination-after-she-was-cleared-of-encouraging-colleagues-to-nominate-her-for-queens-honours/ar-AADUtSU?li=BBoPRmx

The cunt at hand is one Parm Sandhu, a Superintendant no less, in the Metropolitan Police. She is suing Scotland Yard for ‘racial and gender’ discrimination.

‘No, surely not!,’ I here you cry. Well yes, she fucking well is. Quelle surprise, what a shocker.

She has now stirred up the shit having been cleared of misconduct allegations. Basically, there was a prestigious award up for grabs – Queen’s Police Medal – and it was alleged that she broke nomination rules by encouraging colleagues to put her name forward. Naturally, nominations are expected to come from others, not the person in question, and they are to not have any involvement in the whole shenanigans.

So of course now that she has been ‘cleared’, she is claiming that the investigation into her ‘misconduct’ was due to the fact she is female and Asian. Not only is she playing the race card as far as this shit goes, but she is also now claiming that the Met’s promotion system is racially biased.

Words fail me. Actually, fuck that. No they don’t.

This woman has had a stellar career. She has climbed the ranks of the Police to the point of being a Temporary CHIEF Superintendent when all of these allegations came to light. Can she please explain how she was able to receive promotions when all of that time she was FEMALE AND ASIAN? So why now, only when she is at the centre of a misconduct investigation, is she crying discrimination?

What a thoroughly opportunistic, whining cunt.

Nominated by Nurse Cunty

Modern Life is rubbish! Proclaimed Blur, and I wholeheartedly agree! I’m a child of the 70s and miss a lot of things that have disappeared since then. But it’s more about what’s happened since; mass immigration, crybaby culture, mobile phones, electric cars, feminist men, shite tv, celebrity worship, foreign muck food, rabid trannies, and utterly shite music. Feral kids who never got told ‘no!’ or slapped off a copper. Jesus, nowadays a copper’s more likely to ask if you’re going to a pride parade! Know it’s just what is classed as ‘progress’ but don’t have to fucking like it! And what’s with old ladies having bright purple, blue, and red hair? That was hardcore punk when I was a kid! Not something your nana did! So fuck modern life, I’m not impressed and I refuse to join in, got a letter off me mam saying I’m excused! Get fucked.

Nominated by Miserable northern cunt

Shopping Guards – Cunts one and all

These aren’t the ones that stand at the exit wearing ill fitting uniforms, overweight or under nourished, watching a hidden monitor and giving you the eye as you leave.

No these are the cunts that fiercely guard their shopping on the conveyor.

Fuck me, why oh why oh why do these cunts guard the shopping from the back of their lot and not the front?

Jesus Christ this practice is endemic. Get to the front you cunt it allows more people to join the queue you selfish bastard and whilst I’m at it stop looking at your phone you cunt.

Nominated by CuntyMcCuntface