The Rolling Stones (3)

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The Rolling Stones are cunts…

This week was the 50th anniversary of the death of Brian Jones… Now, I know the surviving Stones like to piss on him and slag him off whenever they can, but you think they’d give the bloke who formed the band a wee mention on July 3rd 2019? I know they didn’t get on with the lad and they think he was a cunt (Mick and Keef having the nerve to chastise someone else for being a cunt?!) but a nod to the man who started the Stones rolling seems to be too much to ask… Thing is, these rapacious relics eulogise and acknowledge every other fucker on social media (usually people who had nothing to do with the band and usually some obscure blues cunt or session player) and Richards still insisting that Stu founded the Stones (when he didn’t) is childish and cuntish revisionism in the extreme…. And Keef having the balls to slag Jones about drug use? Didn’t this cunt almost destroy the band with his antics in Toronto?… They can find time to crawl around Ed Sheercunt and that tuneless Florence Machine cunt… But their founder gets fuck all on the 50th anniversary of his passing… Desiccated cunts…

Nominated by Norman

63 thoughts on “The Rolling Stones (3)”

  1. From what I understand from various books on the Stones, it was Jones who flogged himself silly, doing the managerial bits in the early days to get the band tours and shows in addition to his significant musical talent.

    It’s never sat right with me how the two zombified cunts Richards and Jagger have seemingly tried to discredit Jones at every fucking turn.

    And in addition to cunting The Stones, special mention must go to literal rock whore Anita Pallenberg. Cheated on Jones with Richards, knowing Jones was infatuatdd with her, and happily let the fucker decline while she was all over any cock which swung on a stage.

    Jones was very much a cunt in many respects btlut the way he was treated by the rest of the band in life, as well as in death, is fucking reprehensible. The ‘creativity’ of Jagger and Richards clearly died during the 70s as they have just been regurgitating the hits for their undead, endless megabucks tours ever since.

  2. Funnily enough Brian Jones daughter was on news today talking about getting the case reopened as it wasnt accidental death but murder. Read about some guy Jones used to employ who when Jones lost his nut a bit took advantage& bullied him. Mick & Keef try to airbrush him out and downplay his contribution but think thats a cunts trick to what was the founding member and supposed mate.

  3. Never as good as The Beatles, were they. They, like the Zimmerman, should have quit in about 1975.

    • Quite agree Captain. Beatles at their height were in a league of their own.

      • I had a girlfriend back in the 90s whose Dad was in Jagger’s class in Dartford. He said he was a quiet, studious kid. Also in the same class was the lead singer of the Pretty Things who apparently was a bit of a tool.

        Afternoon compatriots. ⚡

      • Afternoon Capt… Bsc…Allan.

        Beatles, Stones & Pretty Things were ALL great. The last half decent album the Stones made was Some Girls (1978), pity they didn’t quit or die in a plane crash soon after that.

      • This is like the Ozric Tentacles again RT. Who the fuck are the Pretty Things? You have them with the Beatles, Stones…The Pretty Things…I have never heard of them. Have you got the name right? I’m getting worried now about my pop knowledge now.

      • Here’s my humble opinion on the Rolling Stones.
        To me Brian Jones was as cool as you could get , a fashion icon as well as a capable musician. He steered them away from the Chuck Berry shite and probably produced their best material during the 60’s.
        The last decent album they made as far as I’m concerned was Sticky Fingers.
        It’s all very well for the others to slag him off but would they really been as great without him ? I don’t think so.
        Evening Ruff Tuff

      • Evening Fenton 🌞

        Brian Jones’s weakness and downfall stemmed from the fact he wasn’t a writer, at least not in the same league as Jagger /Richards.

        Had it not been for the writing abilities of Jagger/Richards the Stones would have fallen by the wayside like so many other R&B bands of the era.

        He who writes the material /hits rules the roost!

        Agree, Sticky Fingers is indeed a fine album, but imo Exile On Main Street is better, and was certainly their last great album. We’ve differed before on this minor point Fenton…

      • I can see your well versed on this matter Ruff Tuff.
        I have to say I was besotted with Brian Jones in the 60’s his fashion sense and the way he posed.
        Nothing homo erotic you understand. I was just a young impressionable boy.

      • #MeToo Fenton. From an image point of view, in my eyes Brian Jones was The Rolling Stones.

        Never much cared for Mick or Keith, preferred Bill and Charlie if anything.

        The first Stones single I bought was Little Red Rooster, fucking heaven! And not long after that Rolling Stones No.2. Album.

        Down Home Girl used to haunt me… still does.

      • “Brian Jones’s downfall stemmed from the fact he wasn’t a writer”

        I think you’ve hit the nail firmly on it’s head there Ruff.Brian Jones was probably the most naturally gifted instrumentalist of his generation but he wasn’t capable of composing a simple,catchy pop song.I don’t think you can teach someone the art of writing dozens of hit singles.It’s an inexplicable natural gift of nature.Brian looked around,saw guys like Jagger and Lennon who weren’t half the musician he was but were capable of literally shitting number 1 singles in their sleep and it drove him nuts and to ever more alcohol and drugs

      • My sisters best friend married a much older man who was one of Jaggers best mates at secondary school. He even attended rubber lips wedding.Told us that the private Jagger is the complete opposite to the mincing prat on stage.Apparently the Jag is very well read,(everything from Wisden to Nuclear Physics),very quiet and basically a decent bloke.I for one refuse to partake in any cunting of the Rolling Old Bones because although they are indeed cunts, they’re MY kind of Cunts.I basically love the old fuckers.

  4. Mick Jagger created a stage persona in the 60’s and hasn’t been able to mature into something more in keeping of his age. It’s pitiful. They did do 5 good albums, which is 5 more than Beatle cunts. Exile is genius.
    As for the misnomer that Ronnie Wood replaced Mick Taylor, what bollocks. Mick Taylor left and Ronnie Wood joined. There is a funny YouTube video about it, search on “Hitler and Mick Taylor” it’s well worth a listen.
    They should have given it to Mick Ronson.

    • Paul Kossoff would have been my choice…. Steve Marriott was apparently earmarked as Taylor’s replacement… But Queen Mick would have had a better singer and lyric writer in the ranks, and he couldn’t have that….

  5. Jones was effectively the manager of the band before Loog Oldham surfaced… And because Brian took an extra fiver because of his extra duties the rest of them never forgave him and have whined about it ever since… Keef seems to think that palming an extra 5 quid is worse than tubbing your mate’s girlfriend (the smack filled gluebag that was Pallenberg)… And all this shite about Ian Stewart forming the band… I reckon it’s their way of making it up for sacking the bloke… Everybody else and his dog says and knows that Jones founded the Stones… Cunt Brian may have been, but he was in good company… Jagger also screwed Pallenberg on the set of Performance and Keef tubbed Marianne (the lucky cunt) , yet that was tickety boo for the Glimmer Twins… Richards also has no problem waxing lyrical about known assholes and smackheads like Tony Sanchez, Gram Parsons and Bobby Keys, yet he bangs on about what a cunt Brian was…. Jagger admits that he and Keith bullied Jones (‘We hazed him viciously’ remarked Richards), yet then they complain that he was useless and a rotting attachment… Was he supposed to pull his weight properly with those two cunts (and that poof Oldham) on his back? And as for useless? Well, who is that on Paint It Black, 2000 Light Years, Child Of The Moon, No Expectations, Street Fighting Man, We Love You, Under My Thumb etc? Father fucking Christmas?

  6. Only ally Jones really had in the Stones was Wyman… Watts got on with him but ultimately sided with Mick and Keef…. Wyman said ‘There was a deliberate thing to keep him (Jones) down…. He was told he was a contributor and not a collaborator’….. Jones does look fucked on the ‘We Love You’ film and the Circus footage, but the ‘dead weight’ stories don’t add up… Brian was on all but two of the Beggars Banquet tracks and nobody mastered the mellotron like he did…. Whatever he was like as a bloke his musical input is there for all to hear… The slide on ‘Rooster’, the harp on ‘Not Fade Away’ that ‘Last Time’ riff was also him, and the Aftermath, Between The Buttons and Satanic Majesties albums have his prints all over them… But all we get from the ‘official’ Stones Stasi is how he didn’t turn up, he let us down, he was useless, he took an extra five quid… Keith Moon was apparently a cunt, but you don’t hear Daltrey or Townshend slagging him off and diminishing his musical input whenever they can… Lennon could also be a cunt (which he was honest about) and his input into the Get Back/Let It Be sessions was minimal… But one never saw Paul or George whine on about it when they easily could have done… So what is the Glimmer Twins’ problem after all these years? Could it be that they are cunts?…

  7. It’s embarrassing to watch these Zombies perform now. It’s like watching a slow death.
    I hear micks insurance insist he has a Doctor waiting in the wings in case he does a tommy Cooper. Fucking pathetic.

    • True, but then again I suppose they would rather kick the bucket doing what they do best, than just vegetating in some old home care unit for burnt out old rock stars!

      The last decent song they did that I still like is “Start Me Up” from the early 80s. Everything after that has been utter shite!

      Best album, “Exile on Main Street”, from 1972

      But despite great early albums they were mostly cunts – save for old Charlie.

      • All highly creative people are cunts. It goes with the territory.

        Agree re: Exile.

      • It’s what you do with those simple chord structures that counts. And how you progress from there.

        I doubt we’re ever likely to come close to agreeing on the subject of music and creativity Cuntflap.

        Btw, how’s the proposed ISAC armed gated community building coming along? Have you received planning permission yet?

      • Ta for the update Cuntflap – you clearly have matters well in hand!

      • Did someone mention The Zombies? They were good too. She’s Not There. Whenever You’re Ready. Heard of them, Miles?

      • Shame the zombies were so short lived. But Odyssey and oracle is a gem of a album

        Yeah despite Colins age norm hes still got a amazing belter of a voice had the opportunity to see the zombies reunion live last year but the tickets were just priced a tad too much for me kicking myself I didn’t go

  8. Great band but should’ve packed it in years ago. The 60s stuff was the best.

    • As long as he keeps his wrinkled old mitts of Miss Thornpiggy, eh Ron?

      • Imagine how many Mars Bars it’d take to satiate The Pigberry. The factory to produce that much chocolate hasn’t been built.

      • Now THERE is a sex goddess. I fantasise about her constantly. The wife says I’m unwell and need to seek counselling.

    • Neither have I, Ron….

      Never got the appeal of Anita though… No tits, skinny as fuck, teeth like a shark, and – let’s be honest – a total nutjob….

  10. I know, I know about Anita, but she was the coolest girl in the world. I would have crawled over broken Beatles albums…..

  11. This bunch of wankers have become a national joke, they have been shit since the mid 70s, It’s embarrassing to watch these decrepid old cunts ponce about whilst the crowd blow sunshine up their crusty old ring pieces, Jagger is about a good a front man as Corbyn, his dance moves must be based on some bag head being Tasserd whilst that old prune (barely alive) Richards gives it his best power stance with his volume turned off as his knobled old hands can’t play a note, fuckin Watts looks like a skinny Herman Munster feebly tapping a kiddies size drum kit. If anyone wants proof of how poor these jokers really are go to YouTube and watch their shambolic performance at That Wankfest Glastonbury a few years ago,I can’t get no Satisfaction is quite laughable.!

  12. I strongly suspect that Jagger is an arse bandit.
    I know he’s a Cunt .
    As is Keef.
    Brian Jones is forever young.
    Get To Fuck.

    • God I used to love that teardrop guitar he played. Style. He had it in buckets.

      • Jagger has definitely had plenty of bi sexual adventures in the past i’m sure especially the 70’s an 80’s but i highly doubt hes a full on flaming poof considering all the birds hes fucked

        fun fact brian jones called jagger a poof on some program wayback in the 60’s could be a reason why they didn’t like him that much but he was more talkative then the others in interviews watch their 60’s interviews its mostly jones talking

  13. Living in the town Jones comes from I could never understand why they have never really acknowledged him. Might be the drugs etc, I really don’t know. I do know that if Mick deserves a knighthood so did Jones, after all he did create and name them and was the early driving force. He was a piss poor song writer, woman beater and all that and Jagger has been the force since the break from Jones. The OP is correct. With the exception of Charlie (Don’t forget Bill left 20 years ago) the rest have been rather cuntish toward him and his memory.

    • That’s what stinks about it… I know Jones could be a cunt with the ladies, but then Keef will go on about that and then praise some other violent cunt like Ike Turner, Chuck Berry or Miles Davis…. Richards also loves his ‘jailbird pals’ and druggie ‘characters’, but he doesn’t have a good word for his old mate and that sort of hypocrisy smells almost as bad as their ‘Dirty Work’ album….

  14. A very worthy nomination Norman.
    What raddled old, cynical fucking Vampires.
    Good evening.

    • Woody knows he’s onto a good thing – touring’s where the money is, but that’s not why they do it. They’ve already earned enough to have teenage girls sliding up and down their pole 24/7 till they die – they do it for the buzz of 70,000 cheering fans, the adulation.

      • Moonlight Mile is a standout track also he co wrote Winter with Jagger without a shadow of a doubt the best song on Goat heads soup pretty shabby album actually silver train was a pretty good track too tho

        Keef also hated Taylors guitar soloing because unlike keef he was actually good at it and it was a crowd pleaser at concerts

  17. A couple of years after I moved to Switzerland (about 2007 – 08), the local supermarket chain raffled some tickets for Rolling Stones gigs.
    Even then, I thought it must be a tribute act.
    They travel in a stretch limo with a CD plate on the boot, I guess ?
    Coffin dodgers. For me, Jagger is in the same class as the mockney rubber-tongued cuuuuunt Oliver.

  18. We cleared up that Edinburgh is actually in Scotland last night,’

    ‘Dublin is in Ireland, did you know that?’

    ‘Is Italy in Rome or Rome in Italy?’

    ‘Rome is in Italy,’

    ‘Rome is the capital of Italy.’

    ‘Is Barcelona in Rome?’
    ‘Barcelona is in Italy.’

    ‘I thought Barcelona was Spanish’

  19. Their comes a time when these old cunts must call it a day.
    I saw one of my hero’s Peter Green some years ago in the Splinter Group and god I wish I hadn’t . It was like seeing your best mate laid out on a Gurney after a terrible accident.
    I should of stayed away and lived with all the good memories.

  20. ” Many five year old kids manage it.
    Have a look at some of the children on youtube who’ve managed to learn Jason Becker songs and then tell me good old “keef” can play guitar.”

    Used to be a yootoob vid of some 9yr old lad, dwarfed by his Dad’s Les Paul ripping out Spectral Mornings by Steve Hackett, now THAT’S guitar playing.

    “The guy’s a twat.”

    …and a shit actor… AND he tunes the fucker to open G the cunt, basically you could beat it with a cricket bat whilst wearing boxing gloves and still get a riff out of it!

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