New Style BBC News Headlines

What the fuck are the BBC thinking having giant headline text on their news reports?
I know what’s happening on the news, it has pictures. I don’t need giant fucking headlines that take up 20% of the telly screen.
The producers must think we’re all fucking stupid and need a little help understanding what the pictures refer to, as we’re obviously not capable of connecting the report to the images.
Patronising cunts.

Nominated by Kunt and the Gang

The Gambling Commission

A Nagasaki sized cunting for the crony-packed gravy train that is the GAMBLING COMMISSION.
To give you the context. Today 24/6/19 on Teletext:
The NHS is to open its first clinic for young gambling addicts. The National Problem Gambling Clinic will aim to offer support to people aged 13 (yes THIRTEEN) to 25. It is part of an expansion of support for those with an addiction, announced in a long-term plan which will see 14 clinics open around England. “The Gambling Commission which regulates the industry said it was essential people had easy access to support and treatment”

Are they taking the fucking PISS? These are the cunts who are presiding over a culture of gambling, bingo, lotteries, poker, online casino, slots, you can’t get away from the stuff, TV, radio, posters, in the fucking papers, everywhere you look, enticements to gamble, rows of fucking betting shops infesting every sodding High Street, encouraging you to burn your money, even the POPPY APPEAL is running a fucking lottery.

A message to and for the cunts of the crony-packed gravy train Gambling Commission: How about stopping ALL TV and radio gambling adverts. How about closing down the online casinos that pauper gullible cunts. How about stopping the gambling before it starts rather than clearing up the unclearable shit AFTER the damage is done. And another question for you gravy train Gambling CUNTS; how is any of this meaningless shite going to deal with the worst aspect of this plague, THE GAMBLING DEBTS owed by the gullible mongs? Because if you forgive those debts, then as sure as cunt follows fucking, unless the temptation is removed, the whole mess will start again.

Unless that’s the intention: Keep the gambling problems and the misery going and you useless parasitic utter cunts of the first magnitude, are in a job for life and FUCK the victims. USELESS, VESTIGIAL, PARASITIC CUNTS the lot of you.

Nominated by Sheikh Anvakh

Twitter (5)

I’d like to nominate Twitter.

There was an autism awareness week where people kept talking about women with autism and how all the women with autism should post their photo and show that autism isn’t just for guys. I’m female and have autism and I thought it was highly offensive and that people were pretending to be autistic for the sake of showing their photo while at the same time ignoring the guys with autism. So sarcastically and within quotes I told the autistic guys to fuck off and said girl power and all kinds of nonsense. They banned me!!!

Nominated by Minami Sumi

Ant & Dec (3)

Remarkably unfunny, insincere and are seemingly the go to twerps for ITV on a consistent basis. The little one especially, with a slimy grin the classroom snitch would be proud of, is a major cunt who needs a slap.

The streak of piss along side him, is only ever so slightly more bearable, if not for the fact his away from camera antics have stopped dominating national headlines as if the nations well being depended on him.

A once studio runner, a dear friend of mine once said “Reality TV is the norm these days, cheap to produce, watched in droves by the soulless and brings in copious amounts of profit. My idea for a uncut reality show based on the “stars” of this country’s off camera antics has yet to be seriously considered”

CUNTS

Nominated by Blue Jam

The Hong Kong Protesters

I am baffled by these cunts.

They achieved the seemingly impossible and got some concessions from Beijing, but are now pushing for an inevitable, old style Chinese show down. They will be fucked up and Hong Kong will fall in line.

Do they think there is outside help coming? And where from? UK? USA?

Perhaps someone cleverer than me (not difficult) can fathom their motives, but they look like thick cunts heading for a fall.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble