A special cut price cunting for supermarket cunts Asda, please.

There is a worrying trend for woke employers to police the views of employees and sack them if they express views, even privately expressed views, with which the pc obsessed woke cunts disagree.

The latest offender is crap supermarket, Asda. Brian Leach worked on the tills at Asda. However, on his private Facebook page he shared a joke by Billy Connolly to do with peacefuls . Now this is Billy Connolly, otherwise known as Sir William Connolly CBE, the much loved Scottish comedian, the “ Big Yin” himself. Yet judging by Asda’s response you’d think he quoted Adolf Hitler or Tommy Robinson ( whose real name, by the way, is Stephen Yaxley Lennon!).

Mr Leach was sacked for gross misconduct after a fellow employee complained at the skit, in which Connolly apparently takes aim at all religions. The fuckers at Asda said that they do “not tolerate any form of discrimination from colleagues or customers and take such behaviour extremely seriously”.

Fuck of Asda, you demented, fucked up woke politically correct cunts. An employees personal opinions are none of your business. Asda says Mr Leach violated their social media policy. If correct then Asda. wants to revisit its policy.

In the meantime, fellow cunters, avoid Asda like the plague.

Nominated by Marvellous Mechanical Cunting Machine

Menstruation Inclusivity is in desperate need of a major cunting. I’m sure there is a pun in there somewhere but I shall press on.
I was only alerted to this horror by my 11 year old daughter who spoke to my Mrs after she had her obligatory lesson at school. Apparently some pink haired tranny gave the talk and unsurprisingly these already embarrassed little girls didn’t ask any further questions afterwards. So cue much confusion and embarrassment which my wife had to unravel and clear up, all because of course it is ok and perfectly natural for some geezer in a frock to turn up and discuss one of the most sensitive subjects with a group of pre teen girls, just because some left wing cunting think tank dominated by trans Nazis are determined to force this depravity into mainstream education at the expense of our children’s mental well being.
Having investigated further I came across this article in the Telegraph highlighting this paragon of enlightenment from where else but Brighton City Council:

Brighton & Hove City Council said in a statement: “By encouraging effective education on menstruation and puberty, we hope to reduce stigma and ensure no child or young person feels shame in asking for period products inside or outside of school if they need them.
“We believe that it’s important for all genders to be able to learn and talk about menstruation together… Our approach recognises the fact that some people who have periods are trans or non-binary.”

And so to placate the cunts that can’t make up their minds whether they are male or female, they are now set to fuck up every child’s mind and go against basic biology by telling them that anybody can have a period.
How it is illegal for me to stand up and tell these cunts to fuck off and leave my child alone tells you everything you need to know about this sorry sack of shit of a country, dominated by minority groups, warping basic fact into what ever cause they believe in. Cunts the lot of them and I am regularly embarrassed and horrified that they are allowed to continue their depraved indoctrination to the children of this country unchecked.

Nominated by Bellendiousmaximus

‘Menstruation Inclusivity’?? Fuck me! You think you have heard it all and then one nom shows that you really haven’t – Admin

Profound apologies if this 33rd degree buffoon has been nominated before but by God this Tony Hall is a right fucking cunt for upping the telly license fee for over 75s who aren’t poor enough to get Pension Credit. My Mum is 85 and just received a letter today from TV Licensing cunts about the new arrangements.

My Mum doesn’t have a husband. Her income is £800 a month, just north of the Pension Credit limit. It’s not really a lot of money considering she has to buy meds, clothes, food, contribute to her Housing Association rent and council tax out of that and she has the misfortune of living in south Londinstab in an estate. And 85 year olds need meds and over the counter stuff more than people who are a lot younger.

I don’t think anyone would have blinked an eye if this Lord Chuntony of Birkhenhead put up the regular license fee by 25p but no, he took the view that the most vulnerable people in society are good for a shafting and somehow that is the ‘fairest way’. Is he fucking delusional? Does 2 and 2 make 7.5 in his world?

Fuck me, my Mum is not cash rich, she buys stuff that has a use by date of ‘Today’ and gets ill from eating it a few days later. Yeah, she’s not too bright and her aunts had dementia – that’s probably what she’s getting. Fuck sake.

Lord Chuntony of Birkenhead is a total cunt.

Nominated by Cuntologist

Now far be it for me to suggest that the wondrous beauty that is young life and the (ahem) ‘promise’ that they hold may actually be worthy of a cunting…..

….but boy, are they cunts or what?

Specifically, my fellow cunters, I offer up a nomination for kids on scooters in shops. Actually, they are irritating in any location, but it is when out shopping that they are REALLY at warp factor 1000 on the annoyance scale.

From a personal point of view, when it comes to shopping I like to get in and get out in  as fast a time as possible. No pissing around browsing shit that I don’t really want or need, no fannying around looking at what is ‘on special offer’ and might be worth stocking up on. Oh no, none of that bollocks.

I have a list. I seek, I find my target and I pay. I am in and out of there like a fart in a colander.

I am, in actual fact, the human equivalent of a scud missile.

Sadly, these days my mission is stymied by the likes of numerous sprogs wheeling around the shopping precincts and worse still, INSIDE the shops themselves on ‘the creation of Lucifer’, that being a scooter. I find myself frequently unable to beetle up an aisle due to some little shit blocking my way with the contraption, or else having my heels rammed into by some little darling and his ‘favourite toy’.

When I was a kid (back in the days before the wheel was invented) I went shopping with my Mum and fuck all else in tow, for two reasons. Firstly, my Mum told me that she wasn’t going to end up carrying whatever it was I dragged along with me and secondly, when out in public I was to stay right with her and ‘bloody well behave’, or else I would get a swift slap on my arse cheek (another cardinal sin these days. Oh those poor, abused children of ‘ye olden days’. God forbid they ACTUALLY be disciplined, but I digress)

To me, this smacks of two things. One, parental apathy when it comes to actually maintaining responsibility for your child when shopping, so preferring to ‘keep them amused’ while they browse the bog roll shelf and secondly, ridiculous indulgence of their child’s whims to drag their shit along with them, because they don’t want to be seen to be ‘a bad parent’, or else they cannot be arsed to face a temper tantrum from their obnoxious spawn. There is absolutely no consideration for other shoppers, particularly elderly folk who are not agile enough to avoid these little Lewis Hamilton fuckers.

Just as cuntworthy are the shops that allow this bollocks to go on in their store.

I am not a killjoy when it comes to children being children, but for the sake of fuck, let’s get real here. There is a time and a place for riding hell for leather on a scooter and shopping areas and inside shops are NOT the place.

CUNTS!

Tut Tut NC, you cannot possibly call children ‘cunts’.

OH YES, I BLOODY CAN!

Nominated by Nurse Cunty

The world health organisation – capitals omitted on purpose!

Looks like for periods of my life I have been disabled, I need to see if I am due any unpaid benefits for this unfortunate disability. Not only do those amongst who fire blanks now class as disabled but those who go through a dry spell are also due a hefty benefits payment.

Does a rapist now class as a cure for disability, how fucking crazy do things have to get?

“Until now, infertility – the failure to achieve pregnancy after 12 months or more of regular unprotected sex – was not considered a disability.

But now in dramatic move the World Health Organisation will change the standard to suggest that a person who is unable to find a suitable sexual partner or is lacking a sexual relationship to have children – will now be equally classified as disabled.”

Nominated by Sixdog Vomit