Floyd Mayweather

Floyd Mayweather is a tacky cunt.
I’ve just seen pictures of this specimen, sitting next to a load of cash, and other dreadful looking pieces of tat that are apparently really expensive. It’s getting hard to tell boxers and rappers apart, as the first sign of success, these pricks have to flaunt what they have earned. I have no idea if this cunt is any good at boxing, as I stopped watching it when pay per view came out, and it now seems to be who can knock out the most bums. Amid Khan is another tacky cunt, with him and his plastic mannequin wife throwing a lavish hundred grand party for the one year old brat they made. Vacuous trash, the lot of them, and Mayweather, I don’t give a fuck how much your Gucci handbag is worth, what the fuck is a grown man doing with one?

Nominated by Gutstick Japseye

Admin note: The bragging cunt has a long history of this. Spoilt for choice for an apt photo

Brockwell Lido Invaders

A nomination please for the Brockwell lido invaders, 25th July.

It takes a particular kind of stupid twat to queue for three hours in the blast furnace heat, then to attempt to force their way in, just to get into an open air pool, which was likely so crowded, that you could get from one end of the pool to the other, without even getting wet.

The stupidity of the great British public never ceases to amaze….

Nominated by Mystic Maven

Sumo Wrestling

Could someone explain to me what the fuck this “sport” is about? Two giant tubs of lard with breasts and topknots, dressed in thongs showing their flabby buttocks, throwing rice around the tiny ring, stamping from side to side, making a lot of constipated noises then running into each other belly-to-belly. The loser gets ejected onto a fan who was stupid enough to buy a ringside seat and ends up having a ton of Nipponese arse on his face. The ref is dressed like an extra from Shogun and waves what looks like a fan at these haystacks as his badge of office. The audience whoops in delight, the banners fly, the drums beat and presumably the tiny Japanese girls looking on are wetting themselves with excitement.

I must see if there is a women´s version although I hope they will be slimmed down a bit. I don´t fancy seeing a Japanese version of the Flabbot in action.

Nominated by Mr Polly

Selfish Public Bench Users

I’d like to nominate selfish public bench users. Three types :
1) the cunts who lie on the bench
2) the cunts who sit in the middle and spread their arms out to ensure no one else sits there
3) the cunts who perch on the back of the bench with their dirty stinking feet on the seat, normally scummy teenagers who do this
Cunts one and all.

Nominated by Mystic Maven

Riona O’Connor

“I just LOVE still breastfeeding my 4-year old…..no idea whose child this greedy fucker is though”…

Riona O’Connor – yet another attention seeker who revealed her joy at being able to breastfeed her 4-year-old. She took to her Facebook page which boasts 120,000 followers this week, to pay tribute to her son’s birthday.
The ‘blogger and comedian’, who is also mother to four-month-old boy Ruairi, shared a picture as she fed the youngster, admitting that extended breastfeeding had given her ‘pride and joy I didn’t think was possible.’
The picture showed her beaming happily as she breastfed her son at an outside cafe. Captioning the snap, Riona wrote: ‘He’s four today. I’m so in love with and proud of everything he is. I’m so proud of what he’s made me become. I never thought that when the midwife first laid him on my breast that I would still be doing this for years later.’
She remembered: ‘I was innocent and clueless and fully prepared for it not to work out. The biggest surprise was that it did and that it’s given me a sense of pride and joy I didn’t think was possible.’

You have to feel sorry for the kid who will be probably be mercilessly bullied at school because of his self obsessed fool of a mother.

Nominated by Mystic Maven