A ‘special’ cunting please for Birmingham City Council.

The form filling & box ticking Cunts have decided to cut the funding for school transport for a down’s syndrome girl. Now, despite :-
1. She having ‘Downs’from birth
2. She needing a wheelchair
3. She having the mental academic equivalent age of a 6 year old
4. She is female, suggestable & vulnerable
5. Last week, aged 15 she had a need – this week apparently, a birthday has negated all the difficulties she faces.

B’ham ‘Cunt’ Council now thinks she should catch 2 buses & ‘walk’ to her special needs school. A pencil dick bureaucrat commented “travel assistance up to age 16 is statutory. It is however, ‘discretionary’ for those of sixth-form age and applicants must demonstrate exceptional reasons to be awarded this assistance”

A special needs mini-bus collected the girl, plus a host of other children en-route to school. How much cutting out the stop at her home is saving the local taxpayers is unknown, but I’ll wager it’s less than one of the city councillors claims for lunch expenses.

What a bunch of shits….

Nominated by Lord of the Rings

Jeremy Vine is a redoubtable cunt. From his irritating “right on, the mouthpiece of BBC Radio” manner to his unwavering view that he has to own every debate he chairs, the man is one irritating fucking arsehole.

This prick has incontrovertible form for cuntitude; he most publicly flounced out of a pub garden as he was mortally affronted after sensing the faint odour of a cigarette on the table next to him.

After holding up and pissing off a female driver in Kensington on his bicycle by riding down the middle of the road, the woman threatened to give him a robust shoeing. All the weedy prick could do was film her on his helmet cam (and what a fucking helmet), and keep repeating to her, like fucking Rainman, that he had to keep a car’s width from any parked car (in case they opened their door in his path). I would have loved to have seen that and watched the cunt embed his top front teeth in the tarmac.

At the end of the altercation, the woman made a gun shape with her hand and pointed towards him. The BBC had schooled him well; his dopey reply in his best Neil the Hippy voice was “wow that’s not appropriate”.

It’s about time this fossilised dog turd was cunted. Perhaps he could do us all a big favour and cycle up alongside the nearside of a left turning cement lorry to inflict his morose, right on, pious views to the hairy arsed driver. Oops – Vine fruit compote!

Nominated by 60% of radio listeners, Written up by Paul Maskinback

The twat has not worked out traffic lights either.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/9526442/jeremy-vine-bike-cyclist-hit-black-cab-driver/

A quick cunting for Ed Davey.

I only managed about five minutes of question time the other night, two reasons: Laura Pidcock, or whatever her name is, and Ed fucking Davey. I’m sure the bint will find a way to her own cunting, as she is so far up Corbyn’s arse, She’s looking out of his Japseye.

However, poor Ed is unlikely to get a look in, as an also ran from a dead party, who think that just because they momentarily appeal to remainers because of their cancel Brexit stance, are back in the game. Oh how we laughed. Ed spluttered about people’s vote, seemingly unaware that we had already had one, but then again, democracy, even though it’s in their fucking name, seems not to matter to these cunts, as he rolled his eyes at anything he disagreed with, like some shit sitcom dad.

Fuck off Ed, you fucking nobody.

Nominated by Gutstick Japseye

A swift cunting for this virtue-signalling bald Leprechaun. This fully paid up member of the millionaire mummer-tossers alongside Thompson, Watson, Cumbercunt, Knightley (Christ there’s a lot of them eh?) has announced to the completely indifferent world outside Stratford and Islington that he’s resigned from the RSC due to its sponsorship by BP.
To which I’ll ask
(a) After 30 yrs taking the shilling what took you so long to get around to it?
(b) I presume you’ll be walking from private suite to your next red carpet event or ferried by a Limo powered by fresh air and flogging your car then?
(c) What makes you think we give two turds about your opinions anyway?

Mark Rylance-if you’re reading this then take it from me…….you’re a cast iron bell-end.

Nominated by Isaac Hunt

On the 50th anniversary of that most fantastic of mankind’s achievements, landing on the Moon, I would like to cunt those fuckin’ stupid cunts, Moon Landing Deniers. They are truly, truly stupid. Every single stupid, bonkers reason they care to come up with has been debunked over and over again and yet they keep spewing them out as though they are something new. There is a great video on Youtube where Buzz Aldrin punches one of the nutters right in the face. Well done Buzz! I could give numerous reasons why we know it happened, but I’ll give just one. At the height of the APOLLO programme, NASA employed 400,000 people. If it never happened, what the fuck were they all DOING?….and why has not one single person spilled the beans? We all know how hard it is to keep a secret amongst family or work colleagues, but 400,000? LOL

Nominated by Richard 1