Ian Hislop is a cunt.

I have been reading Private Eye since school in the late 1960’s, when Richard Ingrams was the editor and Peter Cook the owner. It was a great magazine taking a pop at all political parties and seemed to me to be fairly impartial in its’ targets. It did some great work exposing people like John Poulson and Robert Maxwell. Since the referendum, they have gone into a complete meltdown and it seems that the magazine has moved so far to the remainer left that it is now virtually unreadable. The cover of the present issue is a case in point.

Have I Got News For You in the days of Angus Deayton was also fairly impartial. It is now well past its sell-by date and has become a typical BBC leftie wankfest.

Two things I have enjoyed over the years, both ruined by that cunt who calls himself Ian Hislop.

Apostrophes are also a cunt as I think mine might be in the wrong place, but I can’t be arsed to check

Not sure if I got them right either, but fuck it – admin

Nominated by Wanksock

Political defectors are cunts.

At the moment the big reason for defection is Brexit, or more specifically, a no deal Brexit. Several MPs say they cannot and will not support a no deal Brexit and so therefore they fuck off to the Lib Dums or Change fuck all UK or even go independent.

It fucking boils my blood, because IT ISN’T ABOUT YOU OR YOUR OPINIONS! You’re MPs who represent constituencies, you fucking pricks; you don’t represent just yourselves. Your job is to not have an opinion; you’re job is to highlight the opinions of people in your constituencies.

Any more MPs who do not echo the voices of the people who voted for them should be immediately sacked. I think they have forgotten how a democratic government is supposed to work. In fact, it’s pretty clear we no longer have a democratic government. An MP should never use the terms ‘I think’, ‘I cannot support’ or ‘I do not agree’. It should always be ‘we’.

Fucking selfish, shit stains.

Nominated by elboobio

Long time no post cunters, but had to vent my spleen at events post Bojo becoming PM

If one fell into a coma in 2017, awoke today and turned on the news, he’d be no fucking the wiser that he’d been out for the fucking count two years.

Here we have project fear 3.0 …..but without any inspiration or guile…..just the same old arguments as two years ago. Fuck’s sake, back to showing lorries stacked on the M1 or whatever. The pound dropping ( strong currencies always recover) farmers and “just in time ”
FUUUUCK you’ve had 3 years to make up new stories you lazy bastards!! WE’RE NOT BUYING IT ! Oh and we know well take a hit but it’s worth it cunts
A remainer said to me other day ” see this is what leaving means ” ….. I said nah mate, this is all your fucking faults…the markets and business…..if you’d just have backed the winners we’d be 3 years into recovery you fucking insidious spineless cowardice cunts!

Good to see so many new on here…. the anger is growing.

Nominated by Squint Cuntwood

…or at least the BBCs Wireless 4 involvement in it.

Every trainee radio producer (looking for a quick promotion to TV) descends upon Edinburgh every August to produce sub standard crap to fill the airwaves – they really need two more episodes of ‘Just A Minute’ to go with the 500 they have already recorded in London this year. Then there is the smug self-satisfied cunt Clive Anderson, introducing his “hilarious” weekly chat show with three or four equally smug and self-satisfied guests (most of whom are also appearing at “the Festival”). Then comes the worst of the lot – “Stand Up.” Every wanker who ever cracked a fart joke at school is qualified to stand up and piss off the drunken audience with even more fart jokes.

Radio 4 Extra get most of this shit (under the generic title this year of “Funny At The Fringe” – but don’t hold your breath), but you can be sure Wireless 4 will manage to salvage a few hours of it for it’s “6.30 comedy” and a few cheap guests for ‘Just A Minute’ or series 100 of The News Quiz (that is not a joke – either the content or the fact that it really IS the 100th series about to start).

Comedy and Edinburgh Festival go together like fish and chips or strawberries and cream and this week of course a previously undiscovered comedic talent – John McDonnell trod the boards with his own knockabout obscene comedy. It seems the BBC and the organisers of the Edinburgh Festival are lazy unimaginative bastards, and are shackled together like Punch and Judy or Hitler and Eva Braun.

Perhaps I am a cunt for not appreciating tradition – but to me the Edinburgh Festival is as shitty as Strictly Come Prancing.

Nominated by W.C.Boggs