Suzi Perry has been proffered for the role… This cunt thinks she is ‘the queen of tech’… I shat more tech know how down the toilet this morning than that cunt will ever possess. The gadget show is wank, 6th Form college Tech clubs have more ability, knowledge and charisma than all of those presenters put together.
And don’t get me started on F1 Coverage. She is little more than ‘token cunt’ (literally), constantly interrupting during interviews with banal musings and confusing almost every engineering principle in order to appear learnid in application engineering, aerodynamics, and thermodynamics (thats the study of heat/combustion engine design and construction to those who are not spanner monkeys). I spent 9 years learning and studying my trade and I despise cunts like this dumbing it down to make themselves look good.
Nominated by: The Captain
Suzi Perry spent years as a MotoGP presenter slagging off F1, then she lost that gig, spent a bit of time in the wilderness and guess what? She ends up on F1 and blabbering on about how awesome it is even though she knows just as much about F1 as she did about bikes, ie. fuck all.
Nominated by: Mr Cunty Pants