Suzi Perry [2]


There is talk of the BBC putting a female in the new Top Gear line up, it seems Top Gear fans are being punished and in need of some gender equality training post Clarkson.

Suzi Perry has been proffered for the role… This cunt thinks she is ‘the queen of tech’… I shat more tech know how down the toilet this morning than that cunt will ever possess. The gadget show is wank, 6th Form college Tech clubs have more ability, knowledge and charisma than all of those presenters put together.

And don’t get me started on F1 Coverage. She is little more than ‘token cunt’ (literally), constantly interrupting during interviews with banal musings and confusing almost every engineering principle in order to appear learnid in application engineering, aerodynamics, and thermodynamics (thats the study of heat/combustion engine design and construction to those who are not spanner monkeys). I spent 9 years learning and studying my trade and I despise cunts like this dumbing it down to make themselves look good.

Nominated by: The Captain

Suzi Perry spent years as a MotoGP presenter slagging off F1, then she lost that gig, spent a bit of time in the wilderness and guess what? She ends up on F1 and blabbering on about how awesome it is even though she knows just as much about F1 as she did about bikes, ie. fuck all.

Nominated by: Mr Cunty Pants

8 thoughts on “Suzi Perry [2]

  1. I wouldn’t worry about Suzi Perry getting the Top Gear gig. The BBC will give it to Clair Balding. Well they give here every other fucking job, why not TG? And of course, being a dyke, she fits the Beebs queer agenda.

  2. Chris Evans and Clare Balding? The worst TV pairing since Mick Fleetwood and Sam Fox…

    • Or
      Ant & Dec
      Lee & Herring
      Armstrong & Miller
      Skinner & Baddiel
      Sooty & Sweep
      Holmes & Langsford
      Richard & Judy
      Penn & Teller

  3. I did some work for her website years ago for a friend who was running it at the time, I never got paid but I did get a signed photo of Suzi as a thank you which is hanging in my study right now!

    I would lick her arsehole clean after she has taken a shit though, something right fucking dirty about her, probably a sack of spuds in the sack but I would like to find out for myself if Perry takes it up the bum on a first date!

  4. May I nominate the delusional, talentless, iced gem faced cunt Gok Wan for a cunting?

    This insipid cunt seems to be infecting everything on TV at the moment, he is the male equivalent of Clare Balding!

    Gok Wan came to prominence on that shit CH4 Show “What Not To Wear”, his role was essentially to mock, touch-up and offer words of ‘confidence’ to over-weight and ugly housewives, this seemed to be popular with the great unwashed public and before long there was a ‘celebrity edition’ (amazing how every show that gets good ratings is butchered in to a celebrity edition!)

    From this show Gok seemed to get a few jobs on TV but soon enough the talentless cunt disappeared, but in the last few months I have had to endure this fucking cunt on Channel 4 Racing, since when does a googly eyed gonk have any place on Horse Racing?
    Now I have just turned on my TV and found it was on ITV (The wife watched something last night before bed) and low & behold the fucking cunt is presenting “This Morning” with that botox faced fuck hole of a cunt Amanda Holden. If this was not bad enough Gok was mincing like he was compeering at G.A.Y.

    The fucking talentless cunt makes me sick, no I am not homophobic, no I am not racists, I just detest talentless cunts on TV and Gok Wan is the creme de la creme of bland, insipid, talentless cunts, he makes Phil Schofield look like David Frost!

    I said he was an iced gem, and here is the proof!
    Gok Wan

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    Cunt this cunt NOW!

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