Berks in Burqas

I cannot understand why anybody would find it necessary, edifying or sensible to march through the streets demonstrating their “pride” in their sexuality – after all we don’t have “Left-handed Pride” or “Chartered Accountant Pride” – two other minority states. That said it is a free country, but not apparently if this shrill Muslim tart had her way:

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/woman-shouts-shame-on-you-at-pride-participant-in-east-london-a4199851.html

Listen to the hysterical old cunt repeating herself like a fucking parrot/

There are so many things wrong with this. The fact that she is virtually in hiding since she is wearing the garb more suited to the Middle East than East London, so her outrage is as anonymous as it is cowardly. There is no way the gobby shortarse could be identified.

Secondly like most of these creatures she is no doubt part of a large family, and I doubt she worries about the sexuality of those who contribute to keep her in benefits for life.

Thirdly, if her and her friends in Birmingham who think it perfectly alright to scream abuse at school gates or in the streets of London or anywhere in Britain, while hiding their faces, because they don’t “approve” of the lifestyle of others then perhaps her and her dirty compatriots should take their stinking garlic infused clobber, their fucking “culture” and themselves off to a country that will not offend them, so they don’t offend the rest of us with their squealing complaints.

I hold no brief for buggers but for how much longer are we going to allow the tail to wag the dog?. It might only be Monday, but she is midget cunt of the week so far. Force smoky bacon crisps down her capacious gob.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

Caroline Lucas (8)

An environmentally friendly, plastic bag (recyclable) 15p extra cunting please for this increasingly scatty cunt.

Just when you think Ms. Lucas can’t get any more barmy, she comes up with something so fucking crass you just have to wonder what she uses for brains. Her latest idea is that there should be an all-wimmin government of national unity:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-49314840

This will include Superbitch Anna Soubry, tubby slubberguts Emily Thornberry, all teeth and tits Lib Dem leader girl Jo Swinson and a few other pals. The only caveat seems to be you have to be a Remainer and subscribe to the sisterhood.

Horseshit begets horseshit, so this has prompted half caste Clive Lewis M.P. to enquire why Ms. Lucas has not included any “BAME” wimmin on her wishlist. Ms. Lucas has said she would welcome Diane Abbott to the dream team. Well, there is a guarantee of a brains trust and no mistake!

Actually it might not be such a bad idea – Soubry, Thornberry and Lucas all working together – cue a bitch fight within an hour of the first meeting starting. I am just surprised that the half witted, Brighton Pavillion MP Lucas didn’t invite rent-a-gob Jess Phillips along, though being August, perhaps our Jessie is taking part in seaside wet t-shirt contests.

Seriously there is a film here – ‘Carry On Westminster’.

John McDonnell last week, Lucas this week – the new Sid James and Barbara Windsor are here – in Adonis, they already have Kenneth Williams. What a pity Peter Rogers and Gerald Thomas are dead.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

Zip Wire Riders

I’d like to nominate zip wire riders.

They’ll pay a huge sum for an adrenaline rush lasting a few seconds. Probably the same sort who moan about the economy and how they’ve got no money.

The Bournemouth zip wire costs £20 (April to Sept) or £15 at other times. All for a 15 second ride.

What cunts.

Nominated by Mystic Maven

The Cheerful

I’d like to cunt the innocently cheerful, always whistling, skip in their step, happy bollocks who seem to taunt me.
It’s so hot the tarmac’s melting, I’m grafting my arse off in it, nearly puking I’m so dehydrated; “nice weather!”
This cunt ambles past in his shorts, off to cash his giro or whatever, not a care in the world! Nice weather?
Piss taking twat!!
Or casually stood in way, ice cream in hand admiring the view, right in front of where I’m carrying a fucking washing machine; “God’s country, isn’t it?”
You’ll be seeing him shortly if you don’t get out of the fucking way.
Ggrrr, cheerful cunts, can’t be doing with em.
Wish it’d rain.

Nominated by Miserable northern cunt

Donal MacIntyre

Investigative journalist and “self-proclaimed” criminologist. His older brother Darragh is also an investigative journalist.

Donal is behind such riveting documentary mouth-watering fucking treats as MacIntyre Undercover, MacIntyre Investigates, MacIntyre’s Underworld, Britains Toughest Towns, MacIntyre, Edge of Existence, CCTV Cities, A Very British Gangster, When News Goes Horribly Wrong, Donal MacIntyre’s Murder Files.

Predictably jumped on the Madeline McCann bandwagon by travelling to Praia da Luz to investigate saying he knows how Madeleine McCann was taken, was abducted by at least two kidnappers who must have carried out several dry runs in the days leading up to her disappearance. Kate and Gerry predictably agreed with his and anyone else’s findings that absolves themselves from her disappearance.

Donal (silly name) has never solved any real crimes, brings little to the party and makes no fucking difference or definitive clarity to any outcome of the investigations he has made on a number of well noted ‘cold cases’, for which the police have never been able to reach a conclusion. But there again an investigative journalist doesn’t have to. Just a bottom feeder who for money likes to hang about with real detectives.

The risks of sometimes going undercover have meant that MacIntyre has increasingly turned to presenting on films where his colleagues have undertaken the undercover work, but he still gets most of the money.

Has subsequently appeared on such illustrious programmes as (very aptly) Richard and Judy, Pointless Celebrities, Loose Women, All Star Family Fortunes, Come Dine with Me, Cash in The Attic.

And whilst Dancing on Ice, Donal MacIntyre is seen to be wearing fake tan — and he’s not ashamed to say so. “You have to get a spray tan, otherwise you will look anaemic and blue under the lights,” he explains. The investigative TV journalist has, in his own words, swapped “semtex for sequins” and strapped on his skates for Dancing on Ice.

Personally speaking, I have always very much disliked the irritating and highly annoying thick, gormless looking Irish turd, his uninteresting boring presentational “skills” and his sensationalising of low life scumbags as a way of earning him a crust and his hoping to making himself rich and famous.

Some other pertinent views regarding Donal:

Anybody else want to knock the fuck out of the cunt then throw him in the canal?

Donal MacIntyre’s wife ‘ You lying cheating scumbag!’ When I found his sex texts, it broke me … I had to expose him. He still angrily denies misbehaving and says she has simply misunderstood a series of unpleasantly lurid text messages found on his phone.

“MacIntyre allowed himself to be associated with this programme and cost most of the money. That makes him a fake and a charlatan. This individual has no journalistic credibility. He’s a fraud. This programme casts doubt on all the work he did in Britain which, up to now, I believed was credible. After watching the TV3 offering, I have no confidence in anything else he did. The man has no substance and should not be taken seriously”.

“According to Donal MacIntyre’s website”, he’s an investigative journalist, specialising in hard hitting investigations, undercover operations and television exposes. He has won praise for his courage, and campaigning zeal particularly his consistent work in the area of care homes for the elderly and the learning disabled. “Going on the evidence of what we saw tonight, this is nonsense. Donal Macintyre is a joke and nothing more than a lazy, cynical excuse for a journalist”.

“Donal McIntyre is a self-aggrandizing bastard in my opinion”.

Couldn’t agree more. I rest my case.

Nominated by willie stroker