Ahmadiyya Muslim Community UK

Ahmadiyya Muslim Community UK – No, me neither but:

‘Rafiq Hayat, president of the Ahmadiyya Muslim Community UK, has encouraged people of all faiths to get to know Muslims better at the convention. ‘Islam actually places an emphasis on integration and contributing to the society you live in, which is what the 35,000 Muslims who’ll be gathering at the UK’s largest Islamic convention aim to show – that loyalty to your country is in fact a part of your faith,’ said Mr Hayat.’

Integration? Loyalty to your country? In which country of the world do these fuckers integrate and show loyalty? What exactly is Sharia then?

There is nothing in their scripture to back this up. Even in America where loyalty to the flag is a given the Muslim senator doesn’t acknowledge 9/11 as an Islamic act.

This lot are the Islamic Ministry of Truth, but no doubt right-on fools will be taken in.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Owen Jones (14)

https://youtu.be/NSJ6tU1txRE

Apparently some right wing extremists beat the shit out of Owen Jones.

This is not because he is a self opinionated, loud mouthed gobshite. It was politically motivated. Set up by people who object to him telling the truth about everything and pointing out that everyone else is wrong.

I personally don’t believe this was politically motivated. I believe it is because he is a self opinionated, loud mouthed gobshite. But because I don’t agree with Owen Jones, I am obviously wrong.

Probably why the Guardian won’t publish my articles?

Nominated by Dioclese

Lad Culture

A slightly retro cunting for Lad culture.

Even though we live in the age of the non-binary SJW gimp, Lad Culture was shit, wasnt it? All very top-down. It was dictated by middle-class, 30 and 40-something graduates who went straight into media and office jobs, publishing ‘lad tests’ and full page adverts for poncey shirts and fragrances in those magazines with attitude and full of git-speak. The tragedy was that they convinced working class lads to become pricks, going around town centres, arms aloft, saying ‘oi oi!’

The funniest thing was that the glamour models these magazines interviewed usually made it pretty clear that they hated these ‘Jack the Lad’ types, because if they mouth off in front of the wrong sort of bloke, someone who was ‘a bit handy’ as my older work mates say, someone who had been in a few scraps, these little wankers are the first to shit themselves. That, and they all turned into Metrosexuals in the early noughties, wanking over David Beckham and Craig David, or becoming professional northerners like Paddy McGuinness or Freddy ‘I can drink beer’ Flintoff.

It’s all a bit gaaaay. Thank fuck that shite is dead.

Nominated by Cuntamus Prime

The Demonization of White People

I would like to nominate the plague that is afflicting the mainly snowflake middle class young generation as cunts. The cunts who like to generalise about white people as a whole. All white people are racist cunts who hate immigrants, use their privilege against the minorities. All men are sexist and abuse all women, especially white men. These idiots like to think they are progressive and showing us the ills of society and how we can approve things by being more aware of inequality and the importance of identity politics. Now all I read is about white privilege and how white people need to be educated about their own selfish race.

I am sick of it.

I don’t understand where society is heading and I wish I could have a time machine and go back in time, before all this shit reared its ugly twisted head. I think this generation are turning into sheep, going along with what the universities and media force down their throats. These liberal Nazis think they are saving the world, but the irony is they are becoming the very people they say that they fight against. I don’t like to generalise, but as a working class person pleased of my roots (look at me playing identity politics) I am sick of these middle class cunts constantly patronising us and trying to make us feel shame because of what a small percentage of the population did hundreds of years ago. I am sick of these cunts demonising my culture and community.

Brexit is a classic example of this where leavers are uneducated yobs who did not know want they were doing and should keep quiet because how dare we have a voice. These cunts are full of contradictions and in the process fostering more hate. They are hateful cunts and I wish we could round them up and allow them to populate somewhere else.

I thought this twitter post encapsulates what western society is up against.

‘Dear fellow white people,

Stop using “Its a quote” when you say the N word rapping songs to excuse your blatant, obvious racism.

Its not hard to replace that word w/ “Bitches”.
Its the same amount of syllables and can be used gender-neutrally.

Sincerely,
Non racist white people’

Nominated by Jason

David Lammy (8)

He says that putting anti-knife crime messages on chicken shop boxes is racist – which makes him a massive racist (or reminds us that he is) for implying that only black people eat fried chicken.

He then goes on to say, ‘What next, watermelons?’ trying to get us all to link watermelons with black people, which any normal person had forgotten about and had been simply enjoying a nice slice of summer melon.

What a massive racist.

What a massive cunt.

Nominated by A Judgemental Person