To be more precise, classic razor blades. Why in the name of fuckity fuck do these bloody things need changing every two to three shaves?
Call me old fashioned, but years ago Wilkinson Sword blades lasted for bloody ages, no SHWLTBO does not nick it and no I’m not Desperate Dan either.

Can any Cunter recommend a decent classic razor blade and where you can buy the fucking things?
Just had two shaves this morning, new razor blade the second time leaving my face looking like Jack the Ripper’s had a pop.

CUNT,CUNT,CUNT,CUNT
BOLLOCKS

Nominated by CuntyMort

I see that Swedish ‘climate activist’ Greta Thunberg is making a fucking nuisance of herself again.

The precocious sixteen year old eco warrior is sailing the Atlantic to join environmental protesters in New York, and to take part in a summit at the useless talking shop that is the United Nations. She’s being accompanied by her dad Svante* and a cameraman.

The trip is being made on a sixty foot yacht, and naturally it’s claimed that it will be ‘zero carbon’. Participants are eager to stress that this is no pleasure cruise. There isn’t a shower on board, so it’s all going to get a mite sweaty and smelly no doubt. There’s also no loo, so our intrepid voyagers will have to piss and shit into a bucket, the contents of which will presumably then be heaved overboard as raw sewage (nice), unless they’re planning to make a presentation to the UN as a token of their esteem.

Now maybe I’m cynical, maybe I’m just plain wrong, but I get the impression that young Greta is destined to go through life without ever having a proper job. I see her buzzing hither and thither, her life a whirl of conferences, media appearances, and carefully staged protests with virtue-signalling, gobshite celebrities there to get their pictures taken. No doubt too there’ll finger-wagging articles for the likes of The Grauniad, lecturing the rest of us on the damage that we’re all doing to Mother Earth. At some point there’ll be a ghosted biography (‘My Struggle’, now there’s a catchy title), and Hollywood will come calling (‘based on true events’). She’ll become famous for being famous, and if she plays her cards right, she’ll be on a nice little earner in the process.

All hail St Greta of Kuntberg, a right sanctimonious little know-all, if ever there was one.

* Swedish for ‘Cunt’

Nominated by Ron Knee

Daisy Goodwin needs an immediate cunting.

Goodwin is a TV scriptwriter and producer responsible for the TV series Victoria. She’s also a Libtard Fundamentalist determined to destroy your television entertainment by suggesting that Dad’s Army should be banned on the basis that it encourages eurosceptic views and the heretical notion that the little old doddering UK can go it alone. Her notion is that Corporal Jones ranting on about sticking it up fuzzy wuzzies every Saturday evening caused leavers to vote leave that way in the Referendum.

If you really want to nail the BBC for influencing public opinion, warned this idiotic woman, “You may want to look at how often Dad’s Army is shown on BBC2”.

This cunt has previous form in saying that she would never read a poem or book recommended by a man, only by a woman.

She’ll probably be Director General of the BBC before long.

Fuck off.

Nominated by Marvellous Mechanical Cunting Machine

Chinese football fans are cunts….

The latest fuss about these ‘riferong sapporta’ wankers is hilarious…. Chinese ‘fans’ and journos are moaning that Manchester City showed their ‘loyal and loving’ fans disrespect… Loyal? How many of these wagon jumping coolies even knew Man City FC existed a few years ago?… How many of these nu-footie spunkbubbles actually know of Maine Road or the Kippax? Ask the cunts who Giorgi Kinkladze is, never mind Colin Bell or Franny Lee… I am no lover of the Gorton Globetrotters by any stretch of the imagination, but MCFC owe these thick as pigshit gloryhunting clueless cunts absolutely nothing….

Nominated by Norman

The illogical stance of the ‘No-Deal’ opponents.

They had their deal – Mavis’s BRINO. They kicked the fucker out three times.

Now they are having hysterics over no deal. The EU says Mavis’s deal is non-negotiable, so what the fuck do they want? It is the only deal. If the EU wont negotiate then no deal must be an option. It is May’s incompetence over this very point that got us here. What becomes clear is that opposition to a no deal bargaining chip is actually opposition to actually respecting the mandate of the referendum. And some cunt should have the honesty to admit as much. And some other cunt should call them out on it.

The cunts.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble